Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[ContinentalButterchip]

Nothing says legitimate psychotic depressive episode like taking the time to wax poetic about it on a social media before asking people to send you memes, you'd think with the all the time she has on her hands that she'd actually research how people with severe depression behave. I have to imagine shes having some sort of attention deficit now that she cant co-opt her husbands involvement in a major video game, so she has to manufacture all these traumatic life events in order to coerce her followers into engaging her.

 

[Falling Star]

Lol, that thread where she's begging for asspats is full of lunacy.
Check out the profiles of some of these asspatters (and I'm not even cherrypicking - just going straight down the list til I get bored):

Spoiler: Becky's orbiters

Birds of a feather...

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Farming for asspats and attention; right on schedule.

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It's impressive how predictable she is in her bullshit. First she flaunts just how "well off" they are (new $4000 puppy, new job, trip to Vegas w/ lavish shows, etc), then it blows up in her face when inevitably something comes to bite them in the ass (Daniel's firing), then comes the manic damage control mode of how whatever blew up in their face isn't their fault and is causing them sooooo much strife (the fake miscarriage, cancelling Hawaii), and now we're in the depressive "woe-is-me tell me I'm not worthless lest I fall into despair!" stage when damage control fails to garner enough headway, usually accompanied by rattling of the tin cup so Becky can still afford her edibles and delivery pizza. Rinse and repeat the next lucky break they get, with no learning whatsoever.

I generally find that people who genuinely think they’re worthless are pretty self-conscious about it. Telling them they have worth doesn’t help, because they just don’t believe it. You can’t treat it with online asspats and trips to Disneyland.

Meanwhile, if you asked Becky to explain why she’s worthless, you’d get a lot of bullshit like “I’m so broken!” Or stuff that’s true, but she doesn’t believe, like “I’m hideous!” No indication of self-awareness about what a total raging cunt she is.

Has she even once expressed concern for Daniel? Guy’s lost his job and potentially his entire career in the games business. That’s got to be depressing. Oh, but I suppose a puppy nipped Becky’s toe, that’s pretty bad as well.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Oh, but I suppose a puppy nipped Becky’s toe, that’s pretty bad as well.

Could be a diabetic toe hanging on for dear life, lest the tooth machine she bought eat it

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Could be a diabetic toe hanging on for dear life, lest the tooth machine she bought eat it

Let’s hope it develops a taste for human flesh.

 

[Next Task]

I generally find that people who genuinely think they’re worthless are pretty self-conscious about it. Telling them they have worth doesn’t help, because they just don’t believe it. You can’t treat it with online asspats and trips to Disneyland.

Yup, it rings, very false, especially the second tweet where she doubles down with the self-flagellation. This is also the darkest hole she's ever been in - but without a locked twitter, when flouncing has previously been a tried and true Becky technique to show how unhappy she is. It's also a darker hole than, say, all the times she's been raped and abused, the trauma of finding out she's adopted and the endless death threats she receives in emails and the harassment her parents used to get daily.

And what's driving her to this darkest hole? Daniel lost his job, got an actual psychiatric diagnosis, likely had food poisoning and hooked up with another woman. They got a new puppy, which turns out to be a normal puppy rather than some barely sentient creature whose existence is devoted to loving Becky unconditionally, and that puppy bit her toe. Jackson - who the fuck cares. But these are the circumstances that have put Becky into such a dark place that she has to actively solicit compliments rather than just fish for them.

Hers truly is the hardest life. Jake Alley's taking a break from Twitter for his own made-up bullshit, so at least she'll avoid getting yet another invitation to watch yon Kamen Rider...

 

[Law]

This is guaranteed to be about Daniel's overnight girlfriend.

Hard agree. If you're an emotionally abusive black hole of a woman, what do you do to keep one of your thralls from escaping once he gets a taste of a woman who's not exhausting to spend time around?
Despair and drama and suicide-baiting, of course!
Daniel is the only person in the whole wide world who's special enough to save poor suffering fragile Becky, and he'd be the worst most evilest person ever if he even so much as thought about leaving! Wouldn't he? WOULDN'T HE?
Covert narcissists can trap you for years with shit. Daniel is a gross idiot but I sorta feel bad for the guy.

 

[VacuousSpooder]

Considering Jackson is not what I'd consider "giant" compared to Becky, this makes it sounds like Jackson does indeed have a girlfriend. So either both Daniel and Jackson have girlfriends, or the girlfriend has always been Jackson's.

It would not at all be out of character to be throwing her current pity party and soliciting asspats because her actual husband is having a lovely relationship while Becky is wallowing in a depressive state and still mad at Daniel.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

She's totally not insecure about the overnighter.

 

[Der weiße Teufel]

She's totally not insecure about the overnighter.

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1. Italians drive like crazy and she probably just wandered into traffic, not looking left and right
2. They are also super-annoying and like to mess with tourists, that was obviously not a sincere offer. It might be a funny anecdote but it's pretty pathetic to think it's something to brag about

 

[Lady Crow]

I'm craving a Mad At The Internet - Bex part deux

She's really cranked up the funny lately and it needs to be celebrated. Perhaps the first "person stream" sequel or does Ethan Ralph get that honor?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

She's totally not insecure about the overnighter.

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At her absolute physical peak, making maximum effort, dead eyes aside, Becky was passable. She’s never been outstandingly good looking and certainly not model pretty. Probably some pervy Italian dude catcalled her or something.

 

[AnOminous]

Daniel is fine, just had bad food.

What a complete loser. Imagine going to the hospital instead of just hurling up some bad food. What a weakling. What a cuck.

Considering Jackson is not what I'd consider "giant" compared to Becky, this makes it sounds like Jackson does indeed have a girlfriend. So either both Daniel and Jackson have girlfriends, or the girlfriend has always been Jackson's.

I bet she tried to murder him. With poison. But failed.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

I like that Bex has now assigned the puppy to whichever cuck has the girlfriend now to protect her precious tootsies ( and maybe in hopes it acts as a deterrent for future visits)

It does awfully seem like suddenly a lot of drama happening after she showed up.

 

[Bitch Cakes]

If Jackson is the cuck with the girlfriend, that has to be really scary to Becky. He’s the legal husband. He’s the one who has been with her for more than a decade. Daniel is the interloper, I doubt anyone has ever expected him to have a permanent space in their lives (the bullshit “wedding” ceremony was performative by definition), but Jackson is the ride or die.

If he ever managed to find someone who wasn’t a raging Cluster B smorgasbord of (fake) autism and could actually have a caring and normal (and even sexual!) partnership, he could leave Becky and move on with his life. I'm sure his mother would be thrilled! (Also, as I noted earlier in this thread, inheritance is not considered community property in a divorce, so if they ever get divorced after his mom keels over, Becky is entitled to none of it.)

But Jackson leaving or even having his own autonomy, has of be Becky's worst nightmare. I don’t feel super good about myself admitting this, but I hope it happens for that reason alone, because I enjoy watching a terrible person like her suffer.

 

[lecher]

Bex stubs her toe: "the enormity of the world's grief"


Cannabinoid Hyperemesis Syndrome

Cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome (CHS) is a condition that leads to repeated and severe bouts of vomiting. It is rare and only occurs in daily long-term users of marijuana.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Bex stubs her toe: "the enormity of the world's grief"
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Cannabinoid Hyperemesis Syndrome
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Off topic, but I had a peek at some of the replies she's getting. Mostly boring lefty/spoonie types, but there's some sorta schizo-Karen hybrid that Becky's attracted. Her entire account is nothing but her bitching at companies for problems that don't make sense to have. She's either the absolute unluckiest consumer in America, or she's dealing with some serious delusions. Or maybe she needs attention more than even Becky does, and doesn't care if she has to resort to annoying the Home Depot social media team to get it. Regardless, it's pretty awesome if anyone wants a chuckle.

https://twitter.com/elle_yung

 

[Water-T]

Even Becky's sour pussy is giving her a hard time.

Judaism means SO MUCH to Becky, yet she never attends services, keeps breaking kosher, does not invoke YHWH as "G-d", worships other gods, practices witchcraft, and barely observes Shabbat. BEST JEW EVER!

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

They are in the ER again. In case anybody cares, the "broke toe" they went to the ER for a couple of days ago wasnt actually broken to no one's surprise, but Becky is still calling the non broken toe a "major health crisis"
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Not sure which cuck it's about

A hurt toe, huh? I think Daniel should transfer to this hospital.

 

[Lady Crow]

Off topic, but I had a peek at some of the replies she's getting. Mostly boring lefty/spoonie types, but there's some sorta schizo-Karen hybrid that Becky's attracted. Her entire account is nothing but her bitching at companies for problems that don't make sense to have. She's either the absolute unluckiest consumer in America, or she's dealing with some serious delusions. Or maybe she needs attention more than even Becky does, and doesn't care if she has to resort to annoying the Home Depot social media team to get it. Regardless, it's pretty awesome if anyone wants a chuckle.

https://twitter.com/elle_yung

11k tweets! Good find!