Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[rubytintedchix]

Jack and Tammy’s anniversary today. Too bad he couldn’t pick a decent photo of her to declare his love. She looks like she’s about to murder him.

 

[Jack of the Lantern]

Jack and Tammy’s anniversary today. Too bad he couldn’t pick a decent photo of her to declare his love. She looks like she’s about to murder him. View attachment 2490594

His short, halting sentences make it sound like he’s writing a ransom note, and judging by that picture, she doesn’t seem to share even those lukewarm affections. If things were going well, why would you post a glum selfie, write a half-baked anniversary post, and include an awful picture of the woman who you “sometimes” want to marry again?

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

Jack and Tammy’s anniversary today. Too bad he couldn’t pick a decent photo of her to declare his love. She looks like she’s about to murder him. View attachment 2490594

Just you wait, Tammy is going to cuck Jack after he has his next stroke and then he'll finally live up to his soy-cuck face.

He's gonna be on home hospice, motionless, with the cardiac monitor beeps reverberating throughout his place as he can hear Tammy getting dicked.

 

[Aunt Myrna]

Jack and Tammy’s anniversary today. Too bad he couldn’t pick a decent photo of her to declare his love. She looks like she’s about to murder him. View attachment 2490594

I just want to wish my mommy-wife Tammy Flanders Scalfani a happy anniversary. I would begin to tell you how much that I love her but I am typing this one handed and am far too lazy for that. She is my everything. I rely on mommy for literally everything, as a child does. She is the reason I am able to continue my destructive lifestyle, despite all of the debilitating consequences it has brought. There is no one else who would ever put up with my bullshit. You have no idea how afraid I am when I think about her leaving me. Sometimes I wish I will be the first to die because I am absolutely fucked if she goes first.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

Jack and Tammy’s anniversary today. Too bad he couldn’t pick a decent photo of her to declare his love. She looks like she’s about to murder him. View attachment 2490594

I guess he got tired of using this picture for everything and moved on to a new one.

 

[dilettante]

Jack and Tammy’s anniversary today. Too bad he couldn’t pick a decent photo of her to declare his love. She looks like she’s about to murder him. View attachment 2490594

I like how he says 'I think I have a limit on how much I can write' when he's on Facebook and it has like a 60000+ character limit. Probably just covering up the fact that the mayo-induced strokes render him unable to form sentences unless they sound like a toddler wrote them. Also, poor Tammy looks like she's trying to publicly disown whoever's behind the camera (and its most likely Jack).

 

[desudesu]

I just want to wish my mommy-wife Tammy Flanders Scalfani a happy anniversary. I would begin to tell you how much that I love her but I am typing this one handed and am far too lazy for that. She is my everything. I rely on mommy for literally everything, as a child does. She is the reason I am able to continue my destructive lifestyle, despite all of the debilitating consequences it has brought. There is no one else who would ever put up with my bullshit. You have no idea how afraid I am when I think about her leaving me. Sometimes I wish I will be the first to die because I am absolutely fucked if she goes first.

Realism added:

 

[Neckless]

I noticed in the sanford muffin vid he has a sign that says "TIME TO EAT YALL"

no comma, Jack will eat us all if he is not stopped.

*apostrophe. But hilarious.

 

[Pig Cups]

Just you wait, Tammy is going to cuck Jack after he has his next stroke and then he'll finally live up to his soy-cuck face.

He's gonna be on home hospice, motionless, with the cardiac monitor beeps reverberating throughout his place as he can hear Tammy getting dicked.

God, do I hope so. Imagine Tyrone going into the kitchen naked to grab a Coke from the fridge between loads? Within full view of Jack, he downs it while his monstrous, half-erect cock glistens with fluids before making his way back to the bedroom for another round. And there’s literally nothing Jack could say or do, because, well, he can’t. Locked in like fucking Stephen Hawking after he lost use of that last cheek muscle.

Maybe I’m a fucking masochist, but if I were her, I’d rub his nose in it like a dog. And by that, I mean it would start with simply leaving the bedroom door open so that the noise could leak out, but would quickly turn into gangbang/bukkake parties right in front of him. In the interest of not grossing out the johns, Tammy could silence the monitor and put up some screens that would keep Jack hidden from view, but would allow him to see all the action. Either that, or she could find some guys who get off hard to disturbing forms of cuckoldry.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Honestly given Jack's own closeted homosexuality hearing and especially seeing Tammy's buck could be a turn on for him.

The far crueler fate for this gluttonous slob is for her to bring home fast food everyday and eat it in front of him while keeping him alive on a diet of plain oatmeal and water the only substances with no taste, meat, or sugar that can slid down his bedridden paralyzed gullet.

 

[Aaway]

I like how he says 'I think I have a limit on how much I can write' when he's on Facebook and it has like a 60000+ character limit. Probably just covering up the fact that the mayo-induced strokes render him unable to form sentences unless they sound like a toddler wrote them. Also, poor Tammy looks like she's trying to publicly disown whoever's behind the camera (and its most likely Jack).

yeah i lol'd at that as well. it's just an excuse to be lazy like with everything else jack does

 

[Pig Cups]

Honestly given Jack's own closeted homosexuality hearing and especially seeing Tammy's buck could be a turn on for him.

The far crueler fate for this gluttonous slob is for her to bring home fast food everyday and eat it in front of him while keeping him alive on a diet of plain oatmeal and water the only substances with no taste, meat, or sugar that can slid down his bedridden paralyzed gullet.

God, what an existence at that point. The penis is an involuntary muscle, and the incoming blood flow action isn’t disrupted by paralysis (even ALS patients get boners). Jack would be dreaming of the bull having his way with him, yet be unable to do anything about his erect micropenis. He won’t be able to jerk it off (which he would have to do with two fingers anyway), and you can forget about Tammy kissing him, much less helping him get some release.

Screw fast food (I assume you mean Wendy’s/BK/McDick’s)- idk, I just find that stuff to be bland. It would be far crueler if she were to bring home ribs/brisket, fried chicken, pizza, and everything in between from independent local restaurants- significantly more flavorful foods that make the room smell incredible. Jack will be mute at that point, but just imagine the agony that would be going on inside of his head; a constant loop of Sam Kinison’s primal scream, as Tammy savors her food and licks the BBQ sauce from her fingers.

If that thought horrifies you, Jack, then you can’t say you weren’t warned. Based on the Profile by Sanford saga, you seem comfortable with heading into that abyss.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Sad. Today's PCLM livestream will not be published because the genius fat man self-doxxed his old Buena Park, CA address on video (he openly left his address visible on the pizza box label).

It was a live video. To edit it, you have to pull the entire video down, edit it, and put it back up.

Edit: It was the CA address, not TN.

The simple way to do this is set the video to private, use the YouTube custom blur feature to edit it, wait for YouTube to re-process it, and then set it to public again.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

Jack and Tammy’s anniversary today. Too bad he couldn’t pick a decent photo of her to declare his love. She looks like she’s about to murder him. View attachment 2490594

“You have no idea how much she means to me.”

Um, yeah we do Jagoff. We’re sure she is called on to wipe your ass every day and she likely has to tie your shoes for you.
Might I suggest these: you can ‘tie’ your own from now on, plus they’re priced right since we all know your household has to be hemorrhaging cash. Hopefully you can get them in XX wide

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

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“You have no idea how much she means to me.”

Um, yeah we do Jagoff. We’re sure she is called on to wipe your ass every day and she likely has to tie your shoes for you.
Might I suggest these: you can ‘tie’ your own from now on, plus they’re priced right since we all know your household has to be hemorrhaging cash. Hopefully you can get them in XX wide

It's not like Mushbrain can actually tie his shoes now can he? Idiot straps are perfect for him.

 

[rubytintedchix]

It's not like Mushbrain can actually tie his shoes now can he? Idiot straps are perfect for him.

I don’t know, are we sure he can even bend over? Maybe slip ons might be a better bet.

 

[Delilah Radio Show]

 

[Fascist Frederick]

*apostrophe. But hilarious.

No I'm pretty sure they meant comma, as in TIME TO EAT, YALL vs. TIME TO EAT YALL.

Nice try being an English teacher though.

 

[captkrisma]

Had to throw mine in the ring:

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I don’t know, are we sure he can even bend over? Maybe slip ons might be a better bet.

Honestly I'm surprised he's not just wearing Crocs. Isn't that the footwear of people that have just given up?