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Derich is spamming in Chat about him leaving the stream but since Phil ignored him he just constantly copy paste the same message every minute

I really hate his habitual way of saying "If not because of SilentBob we'd have another slow stream"

Bruh if you take the top tip off every stream you'd not even make glasses goal, fucking pig

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This latest An1337 video is fucking amazing. Speaking of him being near-human. I love it when he tries to scold people. Like, he thinks hes above people. And he thinks that because its gotta be his defense mechanism towards trolls. Or he would neck himself. But, like he knows that he can't shame these people. Like, this is how I would sound when I lose control of a classroom. Of 5th graders. And it works on 10 year olds because they are 10. And even then, the little shit who probably started the chaos, would be just smirking and acting like he is above this. Which, fun fact, great way to find the problem in a classroom. Probably why teachers did it.

But that shit eating grin kid? Thats your trolls Phil. Except, instead of being a teacher that lost control of bored 10 year olds. You're that dipshit who clearly can't teach as your entire class is now shouting easy questions at you. That you can't answer. But instead of "Whats the square root of 81" or "When did the Civil War end". Its "Why do you need 300 dollars a day to live" and "What happened to Khat or Jasper or the taxes or the bill money." However, like that poor teacher, you are stuck here for a very long time. In what you thought was an easy paycheck, has now become day in day out humiliation and jeering by people half your age. And yet, leagues more qualified than you.

EDIT: Fat fingered the post button half way through typing it.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Kat suggested Phil go to Rome.
We're getting fake Italian accents and Phil asking where any of the famous landmarks are.

So the Polack is exposing his lack of authentic Italian knowledge, and I assume Kat is watching because this is the only time Phil is ever going to take her to Rome.

Derich keeps looking up coordinates. Derich. One of the stupidest people in Phil's chat is able to navigate this better than Phil.
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I bet the second he's in Polish airspace he starts spouting out names of churches, mountain ranges, museums, and concentration camps.

KD6-3.7 said:
EDIT: Phil says “This place really doesn’t have any skyscrapers, everything is really low to the ground.” In regards to India. Yeah Phil, it’s called extreme poverty.
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"Whoa dood the building we're flying over now employs only 6 year olds forced to work to help their family survive. See that? Duhuhu"
 
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Jaracainofthewind said:
Jesus, I'm glad this topic came back up. One of my favorite things about Phil is that weird homunculous attitude he has about being an adult or even a human. Like I love cooking, so the way he approaches food is goddamn fascinating. Because he likes to talk the talk. Barely.

Because last night I tried a new shrimp linguine recipe. And I was eating and thinking about all the flavors and I was like mmmm this is a super delicate sauce. Interesting how I can just barely taste the lemon. But I don't know if I can really taste the wine, or notice what it adds. And then DSPs stupid food tasting face popped into my head. And I had a good laugh on how he would be giving the same thought process to a fucking Quarter Pounder.
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“Flavorful” is really the same as saying “Calorieful” or whatever.

Yes, food has flavors! Surprise surprise! Unless you’re eating rice cakes. Though I’m sure if they had some sort of sour cream and onion powder, Phil would also call them “Flavorful!”

Phil is really falling for the cheapest of tricks by manufacturers. Just load it with MSG, sugar or whatever to overwhelm your tastebuds. And it’s “Flavorful! Very flavorful!”

In reality he’s ruining food for himself, because he gets so used to the chemically enhanced flavors, that he’d never detect any subtle flavors.

But then again, Phil isn’t a subtle man. He’s a fat tard who buys frozen meals in mass quantities or orders in.
 
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Fapcop said:
“Flavorful” is really the same as saying “Calorieful” or whatever.

Yes, food has flavors! Surprise surprise! Unless you’re eating rice cakes. Though I’m sure if they had some sort of sour cream and onion powder, Phil would also call them “Flavorful!”

Phil is really falling for the cheapest of tricks by manufacturers. Just load it with MSG, sugar or whatever to overwhelm your tastebuds. And it’s “Flavorful! Very flavorful!”

In reality he’s ruining food for himself, because he gets so used to the chemically enhanced flavors, that he’d never detect any subtle flavors.

But then again, Phil isn’t a subtle man. He’s a fat tard who buys frozen meals in mass quantities or orders in.
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I mean fair is fair, I was thinking my shrimp could use more lemon. Because I too am a child that needs more flavor. But yes the important thing is, how we will act like a gourmand about the cheap trick of chemically enhanced flavors.
 
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We talk about Phil’s minimal effort when it comes to his content but what exactly was the reasoning he felt to start KO Gaming back in the day? This was way before I stumbled on Phil so it just seems odd that he did “attempt” to juggle his DSPGaming channel with KO.
 
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N0thingICanDo said:
Early stream status:

Total tip: $21

Chat is basically consisted of

1. Autistic Derich asking some trivial questions about Pittsburgh

2. A guy named Horny Ricky outspamming Derich with more trivia of Pittsburgh

3. Chat laughing at the 2

Phil on average respond to Derich after he asks the same question the 5th time

No one cared about Derich in Chat, they mostly cheering for Horny Ricky

Membership still stucks at 224


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Ricky Horny is a song that plays on perry caramello's stream, @Agent Proper was restreaming him today before PPB's stream, and that is likely a carryover between the two... the merge is real.
 
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Jaracainofthewind said:
I mean fair is fair, I was thinking my shrimp could use more lemon. Because I too am a child that needs more flavor. But yes the important thing is, how we will act like a gourmand about the cheap trick of chemically enhanced flavors.
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People like Phil (and the manufacturers of course) is why we have an obesity epidemic.

You know what gives flavor? Fat! In the 70ies they started with the whole “fat=heart disease” bs, so how could processed food manufacturers make food “flavorful”? Add sugar and chemically enhanced flavors!

As a result you got people like Phil hooked on sugar and overloaded taste receptors.

I’ll bet you could take Phil to a fine restaurant, give him a hundred dollar Wagyu steak and a gourmet meal, he’d chew on it a few times and complain it’s “bland” and “not flavorful enough”.

Phil likes his food the way he likes his laughs and everything else: Cheaply produced crap that reaches for the lowest denominator.

PhilsCamelToe said:
We talk about Phil’s minimal effort when it comes to his content but what exactly was the reasoning he felt to start KO Gaming back in the day? This was way before I stumbled on Phil so it just seems odd that he did “attempt” to juggle his DSPGaming channel with KO.
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Basically Phil was one of the early people out with streamed gaming footage of DA NEWEST GAMES in DA HARDCORE GAMING SEASON!

Well, after a while people were looking at all these multiple hour long videos and going: This is kind of a waste of time! What if I edited it to just include the highlights!

And that’s what they did. Phil started to lose a lot of views since... Well: If you had to choose between 16 one hour long videos or one video that’s 45 min, which one would you click?

Phil resisted people’s good advice for years, like he always does. (“Edited video isn’t Real! I do raw, live commentary, that’s what muh fans like. I know what I’m doing”, yada yada!)

Until Phil couldn’t ignore the dropping viewer numbers any more. And surprise! Decided to do edited videos in KOGaming. A few years too late to make a difference. After years of telling anyone who suggested this, that they were a dumbass who didn’t know what they were talking about.

Ricky Horny is a song that plays on perry caramello's stream, @Agent Proper was restreaming him today before PPB's stream, and that is likely a carryover between the two... the merge is real.
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The autism in that chat... It’s so bright and beautiful!
 
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Akcny said:
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Soulmaid Khet Quote: I haven't had sex in AGES. Obviously.

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Damn, these old Khat videos always make me depressed.

Cute young girl: 7-8/10. Smiling, laughing. Having way more fun on her barely visited streams than Phil has with hundreds of viewers.

And the next time we see her DSP has just pignotized her into an asocial, chubby little ma’ Burnell/soulmaid with zero spunk and lifeless eyes.

Phil could marry a damn supermodel and somehow turn her into her a homely, basic bitch.

It’s like he releases soul killing spores or something.
 
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FaXmachine said:
Am I the only one bothered by his lack of appreciation of ancient buildings, he is comparing a ancient colosseum to some baseball stadium. Its small and decrepit like a certain someone we know.
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You know after seeing him ask where "ancient Rome" can be found while flying over Rome and then seeing him say this I wrote up a 5 paragraph 'tismpost about it, but fuck it, it can be condensed into one sentence - The contemporary USA and its culture of mediocrity and lowering expectations that they try to export everywhere else truly is the Great Satan.
 
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
You know after seeing him ask where "ancient Rome" can be found while flying over Rome and then seeing him say this I wrote up a 5 paragraph 'tismpost about it, but fuck it, it can be condensed into one sentence - The contemporary USA and its culture of mediocrity and lowering expectations that they try to export everywhere else truly is the Great Satan.
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We import everything, haven't you seen our national debt?
 
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