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[Matt Damon]

What are the odds the redditiod admins cave to the jannie uprising though?

What leverage do they have? It takes no skill to do what they do and there are always more autists willing to do unpaid internet labor.

 

[Kabuki Actor]

But why didn't spez okay the crackdown anyway? He runs the pozzed social media outlet, the one that's completely designed to push normalfagism on alleged free thinkers, and a place for encouraging any matter of disgusting fetishes up to literal pozzing. I'd expect him to be more than cool with kicking down bodily autonomists on his turf, I'm confused, this is completely out of character for him and large social media in general. It has to be for a practical reason instead of a political one, is he tired of getting hatemail for crackdowns? Is it specifically to spite the moderator cabal? I'd believe that, only because they're the users he's had the most time to develop a grudge for, but denying the common agenda out of spite would basically make him evil according to his liberal moral compass.

 

[Marissa Moira]

How is this different from any other normal day as a jannie? Like what caused normal stuff to be the catalyst?

 

[Pissmaster]

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In Space Quest IV, Roger must dress up as a “blond woman” to access an ATM machine in Galexy Galleria shopping mall. The author of a 1993 review commented on this: “at one point Roger has to cross-dress to fool a computer” (Ardai, 1993, p. 34). Another author suggests that “SQIV must be the first game to include the main character dressing in drag in order to solve a puzzle (Sorry Cloud from Final Fantasy VII, but Roger got there first)” (Spaul, 1999). This scene is available in this video starting around 13:00 (set up) and about 27:00 (for actual drag scene; *content warning* there is some transphobic dialog at the end of the scene). The image above shows Roger in the dress and wig required for this puzzle.

*Content Warning* Transphobic dialog:

The robot clerk who sells Roger the required dress and wig gives him a hard time about the size of the “friend” he is buying the outfit for, and when he says “she’s built about like me” the robot says “a likely story. Good thing I can keep a secret sweetie.” After she gives him the dress, she says “If that ‘special someone’ needs a wig, this one should look pretty good on you.” Once he is dressed, she says “Very lovely honey, it was made for you.” When Roger opts to wear the outfit and wig home she says “that will be 60 buckazoids, sicko.”

Citations:

1. Ardai, C. (1993, April). In Space, Now Everyone Can Hear You Scream. Computer Gaming World. P. 34 http://www.cgwmuseum.org/galleries/issues/cgw_105.pdf
2. Jess. Walkthrough for Space Quest IV. http://wiw.org/~jess/sq4.html
3. Odino. (2005, May 12). Walkthrough/FAQ Space Quest IV. Game FAQs. http://www.gamefaqs.com/pc/565077-space-quest-iv-roger-wilco-and-the-time-rippers/faqs/36848
4. RandyPany. (2006, March 26). Space Quest IV Walkthoguh. Game FAQ. http://www.gamefaqs.com/pc/565077-space-quest-iv-roger-wilco-and-the-time-rippers/faqs/42120
5. Spaul. (1999, November 1). Roger Wilco flushed into his past, present, and future. Film at 11. Game FAQs. http://www.gamefaqs.com/pc/565077-space-quest-iv-roger-wilco-and-the-time-rippers/reviews/review-532

what does that have to do with the word "jannies"

 

[Gimmick Account]

What are the odds the redditiod admins cave to the jannie uprising though?

Admins glow so it's a question of keikaku, not pressure

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

jannypocalypse is upon reddit!!!

also how is janny transphobic? Its stems from janitors.

The words janny and tranny both end in anny, therefore they must mean the same thing. Nanny, fanny and granny must also be transphobic slurs in that guy's world.

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

Only trannies are jannies and all jannies are trannies

 

[The Spice boi]

"I want to hypnotize you into getting the vaccine. That would be so hot. Oh fuck" needs to be a random.txt

 

[David L. Heilberg]

We smoking that janny pack tonight.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

The best part about all of this is knowing a good majority of them will game end irl when they lose mod and their online reputations tank more than ever before.

Dumb jannies

I’ll just be laughing when we start seeing the tearful text wall posts about how upset they are about either being forced from their positions or being made to step down. About how much time and energy they invested into making whatever shithole sub they mod into such a great positive space guys and how they love their users but the mean old admins have made them unable to continue. 10 years of moderating /r/totallyarealwoman down the drain, and nothing to show for it but an overinflated ego.

 

[Vindeo]

Admins glow so it's a question of keikaku, not pressure

We all know Admins are sitting CCP Propoganda agents.

 

[Tiggletown]

Redditors are such faggots, twitter may be doing more damage to society but redditors are the worst.

 

[Garth]

Y'all better watch that Jansphobia, you goddam jansphobes!!

Fucksake this is pure, uncut, crystalline reddit.

 

[Gimmick Account]

We all know Admins are sitting CCP Propoganda agents.

That's a weak-ass smokescreen. They're State Dept.

 

[Marissa Moira]

The only trannies are jannies who get ban me's from talibannies. By tossing their fannies off of buildings owned by Afghanistanies. The slammies by jannies make quite an impact to many. The streets run red with the blood of many all the blood on the streets is that of jannies.

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

Typical Reddit mods and admins.
Going to be a blast watching this total cripple fight.

 

[Vindeo]

That's a weak-ass smokescreen. They're State Dept.

Possibly, chinese companies have invested money into Reddit tho in the past and it's already been proven the CCP actively has its fingers in any and all chinese companies that operate on chinese soil.

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

He has no job
He has no friends
there is a post on reddit he gotta cleanse
he eats hot pockets, when he needs to
at 300 pounds, he is a big guy 4 u

 

[tehpope]

Thread music playlist:

 

[Jack Awful]

I'm actually pleasantly surprised Reddit admins aren't straight up deleting subreddits that don't follow the narrative and are deleting spammers complaining to the point I'm suspicious.