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[Steinercard]

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i'm going to remind you that if you refer to our esteemed stalwart internet custodians as jannies, not ONLY did you engage in a transphobism, but you were also being classist on top of that.

Jannies are less then subhuman. Of course I'm racist and classist to jannies. Aren't we all?

Aren't jannies basically a kind of law enforcement at this point with all the glowie shit they do? Why is it not cool for strong rebellious gash wounds to hate jannies as much as the Police?

 

[mario if smoke weed]

"Jannie" is derogatory... who would've thunk they'd make a slur for themselves. Sounds like they secretly enjoy being oppressed, maybe we should segregate them from the rest of society? Or at least exile them to California where all the shit floats.

 

[NynchLiggers]

The fact there is a reddit mod council is so hilarious and sad at the same time, the janny meme is very real.

 

[Beverly Johnson]

I was about to make a joke about them not having jobs but then I remembered that one of the ex-jannies from the Ireland local sub listed it on her LinkedIn profile under volunteer work

https://ie.linkedin.com/in/lbermingham

https://archive.md/iP6gh

Regarding her modding experience, as per her Linkedin :

"It taught me many things about working in the purely digital space, demands on and balancing time, grace under fire, digital stalking, bullying and being a woman on line"

Brave AND stunning!

 

[Pargon]

The conflict in one image:

 

[Xenomorph]

I can't believe the Reddit Admins would want to censor such strong and beautiful mods, this is true fascism. These women are heroes and have a very hard job!
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Pictures you can smell

 

[maguyver16]

Jannies are less then subhuman. Of course I'm racist and classist to jannies. Aren't we all?

Aren't jannies basically a kind of law enforcement at this point with all the glowie shit they do? Why is it not cool for strong rebellious gash wounds to hate jannies as much as the Police?

No matter what race, religion, gender, sexual orientation you are, the jannie represents everything adversarial to your expression and existence.

Redditor, throw down thy chains, cut down those who wish to ban you. Downvote those who would make you refer to the f.a.q.!

 

[There Is Light At The End]

99% of mods on every forum/board/etc. are jannies- self-centered dellusional fools tripping on power
they go into it to get power, that's it
same energy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blockleiter, many countries who had authoritain system had jannies- that low-ranking annoying pig, my native launguage has some words that describe it perfectly, unfortunately english doesn't have analogs

Синдром вахтёра. По английски God complex

 

[Swirling weeb]

Faggots going at each other throats?

 

[ash9990]

These jannies work fast, just posted some invective appeals to subreddits on my burner account when I got banned. God, powermods are pathetic.

They work faster and harder than the Indian mods who get whipped if they don't look at 5000 CP images a day.

 

[Aqua Panda]

So is there a list of subs shut down at this point?

We got r/Star Trek and r/Pokemongo so far. I'm imagining a few others where far left mods have been a thing for awhile.

Also, I really love just how blantant and openly transparent they are with demanding r/Conservative get axed. They want another r/Politics where anything to the right of Bernie is banned for simple disagreement. (To the point r/Politics is just the same people treating it as their angry blog instead of any actual discussion or debate.)

The far left has been on a massive authoritarian trip lately. Hope the administrators know they are going to have to put their foot down hard on this soon or it will just fester and drive away sponsorship and ad traffic.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

A lot of them use their position of power to leverage deals from companies that want a favorable presence on Reddit. Subreddits for TV series or Videogame communities will have direct line to the developer/creators and the mods may even receive gifts, as long as guidelines are followed. It's why so many subreddits don't allow leaks to be posted.

I rarely break out the "paid shill" explanation but that is what most of them are. They don't do it for free. They are influencers just like the braindead bimbos on tik-tok "trying new perfume" or whatever. It is also why that place is absolutely unbearable during election years. Campaign contributions make sure that every internet town square debate is astroturfed to fuck.

My guess is that some of these folks got their marching orders to do this and it spread because the relationships behind the scenes are incestuous as fuck.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

The shit about "the masses are with us" practically had me spitting coffee out my nose. Until I realized they actually believe this.

They work faster and harder than the Indian mods who get whipped if they don't look at 5000 CP images a day.

Certain reddit jannies would probably embrace that. Especially the Star Trek ones.

THE STAR TREK CONNECTION

THE STAR TREK CONNECTION | Maclean's | MAY 30 2005

archived 22 Jun 2020 22:22:23 UTC

archive.md

In the 32 years since police in Canada’s biggest city established a special unit to tackle child pornography, investigators have been through so many dwellings packed with sci-fi books, DVDs, toys and collectibles like Klingon swords and sashes that it’s become a dark squadroom joke. “We always say there are two types of pedophiles: Star Trek and Star Wars” says Det. Ian Lamond, the unit’s second-incommand. “But it’s mostly Star Trek.”

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

I was about to make a joke about them not having jobs but then I remembered that one of the ex-jannies from the Ireland local sub listed it on her LinkedIn profile under volunteer work

https://ie.linkedin.com/in/lbermingham

https://archive.md/iP6gh

Appears to be a true and honest woman, too, and not a troon. Shocker.

 

[Swirling weeb]

At the very end these degenerates are really gonna kill each other off

 

[Takodachi]

A lot of sites and their jannies going down lately, I wonder when will the KF jannies go down in flames.

 

[Beltboy]

Urmomlel, was pretty based saying no and not capitulating to their screeching

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

I thought it was already banned?

r/LockdownSkepticism is probably next.

 

[Wünderkind]

"the point of leaking is to make you self conscious, not reveal your views"

lol they aren't ass pics you dumb son of a bitch, it's both.

 

[Yeeted Teet]

Lol can you imagine what an insufferable bitch this lady would be at work? Holy shit why would you ever post “I am an internet sperg with no life and will be an HR nightmare” on LinkedIn? You might as well talk about your Kiwi Farms account with 150 confirmed counts of saying “nigger.”

It's probably why she's been seeking a position in office admin for four years and counting when it's the type of job that could be done by a particularly skilled chimp with a typewriter.

There's a piece of advice that goes around about online dating profiles but can apply to cover letters for job applications too, every time you revisit it cut and rewrite the worst 10%. She needs to start with 90%. Admitting to being a heavy Reddit user for a job that requires you to be at a computer all day is basically admitting you'll do 30 minutes of what could be considered work per day and the rest of your time will be spent shitposting when you think your boss isn't looking.