Today I received my physical copy of "How to touch grass, a guide for complete retards" by the mountain Jew, otherwise known by the title "Juvenescence Outdoors." It is 125 pages of mostly padding. It even has a 31 page long list of things you can do outdoors that has 6-7 activities per page. The font is large and there are even several pages of Url's. All this for like thirty bucks. That being said, although I found a few things to make fun of in my scanning, it looks to be rather well written. Grammar, sentence structure, punctuation, and spelling all seem to check out from my limited reading. I'll be proud to put it on my bookshelf with such great works as "Mein Kampf", "The Turner Diaries," and "TM 31-210 Improvised Munitions Handbook." I'll probably do a Reeeed & Reeeeact™ at some point. Before you even ask,
@Illuminati Order Official, I haven't forgotten Wogglebug. I broke down and bought some overpriced computer parts yesterday, and there are several other things in the works. What the world really needs is more unfunny, drunken, retarded southerners spouting bullshit into the ether. I'll be shure to grift real hard too. I wonder if Gofundme will let me crowdsource beer?