DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Phil's so fucking sick of Blah Comments, haha. He sounds pissed everytime he reads that username.
STOP GIVING HIM SUPERCHATS IDIOT! HE NEEDS TIPS!

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Stream is about to end.

$21 in tips,

234/241 membership goal

$5 superchat came in

Phil said " GOOD! THEY SHOULD"

This guy has literally zero self awareness whatsoever, good thing chat picked him up

 

[PieceofShet]

OMG he said he will play Tormented Souls. Why? He will hate that game.

 

[CoomerCouch v2.69]

The coincidental timing of Phil making this face just as this chat comment came in was priceless.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

End of stream guilt-trip, 10 minutes into Overtime.
Outright asking "why aren't people becoming members?!"
Blaming Youtube and refusing to acknowledge how small his fanbase actually is.
"If you don't become a member you are outright telling me that you don't want me to continue!"
Fucking LOL

 

[Surly Muppet]

Quality moment that may get lost in the shuffle... in the game, right before quitting, Phil overheard a conversation between a couple about the woman cheating on her husband with the man she was talking to. Phil immediately got uncomfortable and said it was none of his business.

Must have reminded him of his conversations with Kat.

 

[actually]

LOL. Full-on blaming viewers for not subbing

"If you like me and my content, support it."

"What happened with memberships?"

He is in such denial about his number of gifted subs.

"It's game dependent. I know that." --Direct admission that people aren't there to see him.

"Seriously, 7 more people couldn't become members tonight?"


Bro, this fucking lecture. I now have hypertension from the salt.

"Even though the marathons do well, there isn't that much interest. I thought people like Feasting with the King, but I guess not."

"Maybe now people will realize if we don't hit the goal, we won't get these fun marathons."

Gonna change the membership goal yet again.

"But it has to happen."

"We might have a halloween marathon this year if people don't take this seriously."

Back to talking about how he made so much more on Twitch.

JESUS CHRIST INJECT THIS SHIT INTO MY VEEEEEEEEIIIIIINNNNSSSSSSSS

 

[LDoncic4MVP]

#SlowNight

 

[blahblahblah678]

It’s Twitch’s fault my YouTube subs haven’t transferred over.

 

[FalsePositive]

He is talking in circles way faster than usual right now. In the past 5 minutes he's repeated himself at least 3 times.

Going round a fourth time now.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Amazing clock out pity rant right now hahaha

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

LOL. Full-on blaming viewers for not subbing

Its your fault I spend all my money on WWE champions and can't do basic personal finances

 

[PinkRibbonScars]

He's having a meltdown right now on stream

 

[bobatnight]

LOL. Full-on blaming viewers for not subbing

It is literally the World's fault, Phil did no wrong.

 

[BT9494]

Oh man, this is quite an audience guilt segment to wrap up the evening.

 

[kamekmagik]

It's greed

It's greed

Greed is MASSIVELY strong

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Oh my god he is being salty and try to guilt trip his 3 whales. This is glorious

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Wow "you guys not hitting the goal is telling me you don't like the marathon and feasting with the king". took the pig long enough to figure that out, I guess seeing him throat a foot long isn't very enticing.

 

[Surly Muppet]

"This tells me that you guys don't really want the marathons, and you don't really want Feasting with King."

That moment when the sociopathic guilt trip accidentally sounds like self awareness...

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

This speech is on par with the Pokemon Moon rant. Only instead of aggressive it's passive-aggressive, which reflects Phil's "progression" perfectly
"Take this seriously!"