DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[PyroAlert]

I think besides obvious greed and financial problems, failing to meet this goal was particularly devastating on Phil’s ego.
This is the first time in 3/4 years that Phil ended a month with less subs than he started with. We know why that is, thanks to gift subs and prime subs propping him up. But apparently Phil doesn’t know or understand this.
I am just praying to Jesus (if you are atheist, pray to your electric car), that Phil misses the sub goal again but I’m betting he sets it so low if cannot be missed.
Also, good work my fellow detractor, brain dead, mentally ill, basement dwelling no life loser troll compatriots, we won this battle, but we still have not won the war.

 

[actually]

But apparently Phil doesn’t know or understand this.

Oh, he understands. He bitched during his salt mining about the fact that YouTube doesn't do gifted memberships at this point.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

He's the only guy in the world livestreaming for a youtube audience, and for coinning himself as ''interactive'' he's fucking piss poor at it.

When is legit the last time he ever had a conversation with his chat during gameplay? Someone asks something, then it's 15 minutes rant mode without reading input. Complete tunnel vision, no back and forth and ignores everything else but his mouth going on. He's basically talking to himself, his chat doesn't exist in his head.

Someone brought it up a while back on the thread (before the massive posting about his hilarious salty rant) but once he actually loses his Kahndo, the thought is that when he is finally on the street he would be the crazy guy sitting in the subway talking to himself pretending he is still streaming and talking to his chat

 

[Balr0g]

God damn I just caught up and I missed all that salt. If last year was the year of the gilded vest and faulty bankruptcy then this year is the year of the salted and ginned pig. Holy shit he simply can't understand that he pushed more people away by being so toxic to his own fans. I mean none of us would ever watch him directly unless he improves dramaticaly. And Phil improvement doesn't mean upping the video and audio quality of the games you stream (your own audio is fucking *sNOORRTRTTT* and I consider this not an improvement).. To be fair I watched a few streamers and they are not good gamers but at least can hold a nice conversation. Phil is terriblew at games and can't hold much of a conversation unless he shits on the developer / his chat / the trolls / something else.

 

[FormerPro]

Remember the other day when Phil was saying if he got a controller sponsorship he would probably sell a "couple hundred".... yet here he is on the verge of angry tears because he can't convince 7 of those same hundreds of people who were going to spend $100 on a controller to give him $4 so he can continue to do what he loves.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

This is the first time in 3/4 years that Phil ended a month with less subs than he started with. We know why that is, thanks to gift subs and prime subs propping him up. But apparently Phil doesn’t know or understand this.

Slow day at work so I'm crawling through that shit storm last night. He's drowning in denial. Claims he had 900 members on Twitch. Currently has 234 on YouTube. 900-234 = 666.

DSP had 900 subs on Twitch. OK. How many viewers did he have per stream? 1,500 or the same as on YouTube? If 230 people are watching on YouTube, on a good day, you can't expect them all to subscribe. I'd expect 20% of them, around 46? The only way he has over 230 subscribers on YouTube is because a whale is socking accounts. DarkDave has a very similar view live count as DSP. Anyone know how many subs he has?

No one is watching your con-tent Phil. Nothing will change until you understand that and adapt. Enjoy your day off. I'm at my job, working (admittedly not very hard).

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

What’s funny to me is him admitting outright that he feigned distress on Twitch despite him making “thousands” up there. I already know he will retcon that statement but it’s going to be interesting if one of his wheelchairs remembers him saying that. Truly his own worst enemy.

 

[PieceofShet]

I cant believe this epic rant, the guilttripping is not againts some youtube ToS. Shitting on viewers for not giving him ENOUGH money.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

What are these games Phil thinks will save him?

Sonic Colors? Life is Strange Walking Simulator where he can be WokesydePhil? Tales of Arise, another RPG where he'll sit there in silence goat laughing every minute?

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

I love how Phil justifies his begging by saying he’s being honest. Specifically says he could just lie to everyone and say things are good but they aren’t. So if you don’t understand that Phil is coming from a real place and being 100% honest, you can leave and get banned.

“I could lie and not beg for money but because I’m so real and honest, I need you to understand that I need your money, ok?”

 

[DentSidePhil]

Really enjoying this insanity arc

If you replace 'I really wanted to hit the subscriber goal tonight' with 'I really wanted that Wolverine toy today' it explains a lot.

I would argue, it is what it is..

 

[stanpandalee]

This comes to mind when dsp copes that next month is going to be any different

 

[Ortsnay]

Guys... On a scale from 1 to 10 (Derich/CWC Level)...

How autistic would I be if I wrote a one man play based on tonight’s events?

THE LONG NIGHT OF PHILIP BURNELL

After an evening of hitting the gin hehvily, Phil is awoken at the hour of the wolf by his laziness, his greed and his ego.

All discussing with him what went wrong and what to do next.

About 11 and 5/8. You better name it the Beggar's Opera.

I have a financial idea for you Philbert! Why not open a petting zoo? You already have a horse, a cat, and a weird goat/pig hybrid that's intelligent enough to play games but not competently.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

That was a lot of pages but I want to point out one dumb thing.

IMPROV! You don't even need to have taken a single class in acting to know that one of the most valuable rules of thumb is "yes, and". "Yes, and" means that you engage and respond by agreeing (or accepting) the input, and then building on top of it. It allows dialogue and scenes to keep going without the conversation going dead or landing with a thud.

Now let's see how DSP deals with things:

Chat member: What do you think of X? DSP: Never heard of it.
Chat member: Do you like Y? DSP: Never heard of it.
Chat member: Maybe you could do Z on your streams! DSP: No.
Chat member: What kind of music do you like? DSP: I don't listen to music.
Chat member: What do we get if we subscribe? DSP: Nothing.
Something happens in a game. DSP: That's not realistic.
Someone says something in a game. DSP: Nu hu hu.
Someone beats DSP in Street Fighter. DSP: That literally didn't happen.
A game gives him options and variety. DSP: Whu-what do I do?

Someone who's a master of improvisation should be able to bounce each of these off themselves and engage people with the next thing they say, allowing the commentary and chat interaction to flourish. DSP can't, because despite being a master of improvisation, he doesn't know one of the most fundamental rules of it.

 

[Kier Starmer]

So for the past month or so I have been watching Phil's viewers and they are awful. His lowest yet in fact. He struggles to get 300 viewers at the best of times, evening streams not even 200 at all like 125.

So from members currently he makes $805 with fees removed and since 21st of August $2205 in tips. If we apply that as an estimate to 4k to the remainder of the month that is $4205 with his channel too its about $1k. He is still making about 6-7k.

The amount of whales is shocking though barely any and a lot of obvious OIC. That rant was exceptional.

 

[marlintan]

You’re a lazy autist.

I’ve seen plates used in prisons. Fucking inmates in the penal system have more class than to eat of paper plates like a retard on a 24-7-365 camping trip.



Which doesn’t even make sense because, it won’t take a lot of paper plates before real plates at the dollar store are cheaper.

Then again poor people aren’t always known for their skills with handling money.

Inmates in the penal system are also forced to wash those same plastic trays after the meal, just like every other good boy in there that wants to get the brownie points associated with having a "job" on the inside. I use paper plates, and I'm not sorry for it.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

Weekly PC Master Race reminder that Phil like every other “””variety””” streamer is sitting on a potential goldmine of content called Steam and all he needs to do

Phil stopped reading your advice at "do".
Its incredible, he streams console only, I don't know of another streamer that thinks they can get away with this pleb tier content besides Wings.

 

[Fapcop]

What’s funny to me is him admitting outright that he feigned distress on Twitch despite him making “thousands” up there. I already know he will retcon that statement but it’s going to be interesting if one of his wheelchairs remembers him saying that. Truly his own worst enemy.

Phil is like a drug addict when it comes to money. It’s never enough

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I will find it absolutely hilarious if Phil becomes so desperate that he crawls back to Twitch, then spends the next few streams banning and memory-holing everything. All the while, he’s kicking and screaming about how awful YouTube was (again).

 

[gaarashatan]

Great salt over being a boring twat. It's insane how much he fails to understand both the value of money and the actual fanbase that he has. Mind blowing. Being a member does nothing for you anyway, he's pushing it simply to boost his ego and in hopes people forget to cancel the membership.
Now lads, imagine the salt if he doesn't hit the members goal for his exceptional teenage girl halloween stream. One can only hope.

Edit: To be fair he already dresses up like a clown for 150$, so there is no need to become a member. For as little as 150$ you can force him to be a gay cowboy, gay nazi/dictator, gay bloke with fake hair hat, and gay fat soldier. Honestly lads, possibilities are endless.
Just imagine, Halloween stream with no decorations and he's sitting there in aviators, platinum vest and dictator hat claiming how he really wanted to dress up but couldn't.

"low support and this is telling me that you guys dont like this content"
also phil 10 secs later "if you like this content please support it"
also phil another 10 secs later "but im not expecting support"