Honor roll/HS graduation

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I'd bet $1000 that he has a Gameboy, Pokemon Red, Blue and Yellow, and a Gamelink cable.
 
Descent said:
I'd bet $1000 that he has a Gameboy, Pokemon Red, Blue and Yellow, and a Gamelink cable.

That has to be it. He obviously didn't want to go to the formal WITHOUT having access to portable video games and there's no where else he could keep them on his person.
 
Chris was likely placed in several remedial classes to get out of the way and then shoved into multiple study hall periods, thus increasing the percentile of his total grades. This is how he got placed onto the honor roll. Bob might have said that he didn't make honor roll because Chris took only 3 or 4 classes instead of a full class load. We've never heard about Chris' days in physical education BTW...
 
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I just noticed, that's a child's tie. Why would they make the effort to dress him up and then give him a tie that stops halfway down? He looks like Oliver Hardy.
 
Tubular Monkey said:
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I just noticed, that's a child's tie. Why would they make the effort to dress him up and then give him a tie that stops halfway down? He looks like Oliver Hardy.

That's probably the largest size Pokemon tie they make. What did you expect him to wear, a non-Pokemon tie?
 
What did Bob have to say about his tie I wonder...
Bard would have let that shit slide for her handsome mantoddler but Bob, well Bob was clearly unhappy with Chris's childishness.
 
Tubular Monkey said:
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I just noticed, that's a child's tie. Why would they make the effort to dress him up and then give him a tie that stops halfway down? He looks like Oliver Hardy.


it's pokemon, i'm pretty sure
 
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Uzumaki said:
Tubular Monkey said:
0565-CWCKellieGrads.jpg


I just noticed, that's a child's tie. Why would they make the effort to dress him up and then give him a tie that stops halfway down? He looks like Oliver Hardy.

That's probably the largest size Pokemon tie they make. What did you expect him to wear, a non-Pokemon tie?

I admit, I went google image searching, and ebay searching to see if I could find this tie, I couldn't. :/

I just noticed the sad girl to the left. She looks like she'd been crying. I guess she just said goodbye to someone, I hope years and years later she found that person she said goodbye to on facebook.

SPEAKING OF FACEBOOK, I wonder if Chris ever tried to add Kellie. I'm sure she turned him down.
 
Pokemon tie or not... Nonetheless I think that, amazingly, this is the pic in which he looks most sane and grown-up. If he wore an ordinary tie, he and Kelly might be an ordinary adult couple, with a somewhat dorky but normal and good-natured male part.
 
DykesDykesChina said:
Pokemon tie or not... Nonetheless I think that, amazingly, this is the pic in which he looks most sane and grown-up. If he wore an ordinary tie, he and Kelly might be an ordinary adult couple, with a somewhat dorky but normal and good-natured male part.

I was just thinking that.
 
snowkitten91 said:
I imagine that the school staff was just glad to finally be able to get rid of their "special snowflake" (and his crazy parents) and didn't really care if Chris went to throw a temper tantrum after handing him his diploma or what he thought about them afterwards since he wasn't their problem anymore. Sad, but most probably true.
I remember that when I was graduating, my school let all of us know that any "disruptions" would result in a fine and we would not be able to get our diplomas/transcripts/whatever until we worked something out with the school. I don't know if Manchester High School had a similar policy but hey, that might be the added amount of courage they would need to bitch slap Chrissy.
 
Tubular Monkey said:
this is gonna sound weird but when it comes to old Chris pictures there's two things I can't stop staring at:
His glasses
His lips.
 
Male said:
Tubular Monkey said:
this is gonna sound weird but when it comes to old Chris pictures there's two things I can't stop staring at:
His glasses
His lips.
Is it just me or does he look a bit like an uglier Maculay Culkin in that pic?
 
Uzumaki said:
I just noticed, that's a child's tie. Why would they make the effort to dress him up and then give him a tie that stops halfway down? He looks like Oliver Hardy.

That's probably the largest size Pokemon tie they make. What did you expect him to wear, a non-Pokemon tie?[/quote]
If he doesn't wear a pokemon tie to his HS graduation, how else is everyone going to know what is most important to him?
 
93Aiwass said:
Male said:
Tubular Monkey said:
this is gonna sound weird but when it comes to old Chris pictures there's two things I can't stop staring at:
His glasses
His lips.
Is it just me or does he look a bit like an uglier Maculay Culkin in that pic?
he does have that Culkin hairdo...
 
I think Chris may have got honor roll at the bare minimum. If you're not taking advanced classes, it's extremely easy to get a 3.0 average, and part of me thinks that Chris would have put forth the minimum effort for said grades back in high school.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Uzumaki said:
I just noticed, that's a child's tie. Why would they make the effort to dress him up and then give him a tie that stops halfway down? He looks like Oliver Hardy.

That's probably the largest size Pokemon tie they make. What did you expect him to wear, a non-Pokemon tie?
If he doesn't wear a pokemon tie to his HS graduation, how else is everyone going to know what is most important to him?[/quote]
My mistake. I would have assumed that his graduation would be important, as well as not making him look like a manchild. But to each their own. :|
 
EzioCanLeapofFaith said:
that fanny pack...why Chris? why?
What could he possibly need to carry that someone else couldn't? When I had my graduation, I didn't need to carry shit...

Okay, that was a lie, I had my GBA SP but I pocketed that thing as we assembled into the auditorium.
 
Where the fuck would you buy a Pokemon tie?
 
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