US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[gaystoner]

Aides: You need to sound strong.

Biden: *Brings old man yelling at Clouds energy* AM I DOING IT RIGHT??

 

[Zig Zag]

What are these fucking numbers he's spouting??? Do we have any actual, solid numbers on evacuees?

 

[I-chi]

I want my top hats now. I am beyond disgust.

 

[make_it_so]

Okay probably a little OT (as if) but I've been wondering about this for a while already and here's a good example I just now happened to see. Why do both of these quote the exact same post and yet only one displays the image within the quote while the other just has that "view attachment #" link?

What exactly do you have to do to make sure the image shows up within the quote?

View attachment 2499022

You have to copy the image and paste it.

 

[LUNEKO]

"with SOME intention to leave"
HE'S LITERALLY BLAMMING THE STRANDED AMERICANS HOLY SHIT

 

[Calandrino]

love his zoom background, I think I'll use that one myself

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Defactish yeshtiday, holy fuck I'm not imagining it, his tongue is failing him.

 

[Scale Smerch]

Lol at all this numberfagging dick waving. They didn't get 120,000 out, I doubt they even got 12,000.

And lmao at now admitting there actually are Americans left after spending all that time saying none were left. These goalposts have no brakes.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

People saying the afghan war is over but best believe some other shit will happen for 9/11 20th anniversary to make biden a hero like bush.

Remember glowniggers/feds its a prediction.

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

He was coached to come out and be angry to make any reporters defensive, he's going to throw a "come on, man!" anytime now.

He isn’t going to take questions.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Threw those Americans he stranded under the bus.

 

[gaystoner]

Now lets blame trump lmfao

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

"Just monsh after I was... inoggerated"

 

[Zig Zag]

LOLLLLLL THE TOLLEY-BON TOTALLY DIDN'T TELL US TO GTFO AUGUST 31ST, IT WAS TOTALLY OUR IDEA THE WHOLE TIME

BUT DRUMPF THOOOOOUGH

 

[Scale Smerch]

LMAO August 31st was a chosen deadline in line with the intended plan? Holy fuck the spin.

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

Didn’t Trumps plan literally require that the Taliban work out a co-governing relationship with the Afghan government?

Is he lying or am I misremembering?

 

[mandatorylurk]

No one is buying this but Twitter fags.

 

[LUNEKO]

Now switching to blaming Trump, this speech its all blame shifting my god

 

[make_it_so]

"It was Trump's fault."

Fuck this geriatric cocksucker.

 

[gaystoner]

So why did you extend it by 3 months?

Also why did you claim YOU ended the war when Trump ended the war?