Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

[Adolf Chrysler]

I hate to break it to Pantsu, since she once tried to apply to Hololive and was rejected because her vTuber application was pure fucking cancer, but according to the numbers, Japanese anime idol streamers are the "most interesting hosts on the internet".
I regret to inform Ethan Ralph he has been BTFO'd by anime niggas making 1 million dollars a year, the world record of all time for superchats. Very embarrassing.
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Imagine the level of faggotry you’d have to achieve to donate to anime vtubers. Holy fucking shit that’s sad. I hope aliens glass this gay earth

 

[northstar747]

I've heard the theory that her attraction to Ralph is due to her experience with Digi. After Digi failed to protect her after the break in, she wanted someone who was the exact opposite of him and went with a hyper aggressive wigger at the first opportunity.

Faith used him to cuck Crook.

Ade would fuck literally anyone who was e famous.

Nora is the only woman he ever knew who actually got with him because she liked him and he will never have that again because he cheated on her.

But he will always have you and the corn joke. I can see ralph just sitting on the porch of the old folks home in a rocking chair his hands swollen and blue, weeping sores from his heart failure, and you d be there telling him he done good to make it 45.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Imagine the level of faggotry you’d have to achieve to donate to anime vtubers. Holy fucking shit that’s sad. I hope aliens glass this gay earth

It really is some of the most cancerous para-social shit to ever exist, but it's still better than donating to Ethan Ralph, who is not an anime girl.

 

[Adolf Chrysler]

It really is some of the most cancerous para-social shit to ever exist, but it's still better than donating to Ethan Ralph, who is not an anime girl.

But at least the people who donate to Ralph aren’t pretending to be in a romantic relationship with him because they’re too autistic to talk to real people right? Please God let that be right…

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

But at least the people who donate to Ralph aren’t pretending to be in a romantic relationship with him because they’re too autistic to talk to real people right? Please God let that be right…

I mean, have you seen the women he sleeps with? And don't forget he just cheated on May with his paypig.

He also has a paid hugbox chat for his fans. Imagine paying to be Internet friends with this fat fuck.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

It really is some of the most cancerous para-social shit to ever exist, but it's still better than donating to Ethan Ralph, who is not an anime girl.

I've never quite got the appeal of it myself. I've laughed at some of the clips I've seen online, but actually sitting my ass down and trying to watch it seems like a bore, then again I've never really understood the appeal of video game streamers in the first place, play it yourself or if you insist on watching someone else play it hang out with a friend.

 

[kickingstones]

Is may and digibro brother and sister?

 

[big bloke22]

Is may and digibro brother and sister?

digibro is may's ex boyfriend, she dumped him after he became a tranny

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

May has zero talent anyways and on the off chance she DID get accepted, the Japanese fanbase would have found out who she was, get info from here, translate it, and then take it back to their websites and then proceed to mock both May and Gunt.

 

[kickingstones]

digibro is may's ex boyfriend, she dumped him after he became a tranny

I know, I can't believe people don't see the uncanny resemblance.

 

[Mic Nejah]

Happy day for the happy couple!

 

[Michael Janke]

, then again I've never really understood the appeal of video game streamers in the first place

when it comes to video game streamers i either watch people who are really good at games. like that injustice video where flash demolishes the other player. or people who play in unique ways.
think NBA and Harlem Globetrotters.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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Happy day for the happy couple!

So do we know if they actually plan to get married sometime this week? I was assuming that they would have a wedding only because having some dickshow retards in town was the only way the could ensure having anyone show up at their wedding AND write some cheap, trashy Vegas wedding off as a business expense of some kind. (So #trad)

I have no idea if Ralph has any intention of actually marrying Pantsu. The cheap QVC ring might just shut her up for a "long engagement" but OTOH if he actually has any intention of marrying May then I figure it will happen this is week. It's the best way they can milk it for maximum online attention and grifting. Also, with all their #trad life and Jesus grifting he needs to at least make Guntling #2 legitimate, since Guntling 1 is a Vickers and Ralph won't even bother to establish paternity. (I guess if it's a girl she can at least escape the shame of the Ralph name by getting married herself.)

May's parents must be so horrified by life choices. They probably thought Digibro was bad as it could get, but she showed them by getting knocked up by a morbidly obese unemployed wigger from Arkansas.

 

[Mic Nejah]

So do we know if they actually plan to get married sometime this week?

I don't know for certain. I'm more of a consumer than a producer when it comes to the deets! But I agree on the parent front... and I thought I put my folks through the worry wringer!!!

 

[Dick Molesterson]

She's not really picky, guys.

 

[Pixis]

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She's not really picky, guys.

Imagine trying to convince yourself that your 4’9” fiancé, who has to hold his gunt out of the way to make intercourse even possible, is better in bed because he’s short.

how is she not embarrassed to be sleeping with him to begin with? She has no shame.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

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She's not really picky, guys.

She's saying this to cope-post about her awful choices, and I guarantee this is for Ethan to see it. She's sniveling flirting with him, absolutely disgusting

Candid with no angles: Ethan Ralph being short.

 

[MeltyTW]

Imagine trying to convince yourself that your 4’9” fiancé, who has to hold his gunt out of the way to make intercourse even possible, is better in bed because he’s short.

how is she not embarrassed to be sleeping with him to begin with? She has no shame.

i like that ethan thinks we think his being short is his greatest impediment in bed and not his 600 pound jelly belly gunt or his pitiful 1 or two pumps if you fart stamina or inability to use his chicken legs.

 

[veri]

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She's not really picky, guys.

“looks aren’t everything you guys!”

 

[Truly Rural]

No woman that has settled with her man talks like this. Once you settle down you stop comparing permanently. Even if a woman thinks like this she will not say stuff like this out loud, because she knows that by doing that she makes a joke of their relationship, devaluing it, so she would shut up about it to guard the sanctity of her marriage.