US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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gaystoner said:
I'm just gonna screen grab the little captions...but Knives Out for Biden.
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(btw Biden Admin...Taliban have these friends called Russia and CHINA)
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None of these include Peter Doocy btw.


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Sympathy for Jen Psaki is misplaced. She chooses to do what she does - no one is forcing her to do it.

If she has trouble sleeping at night (and she should), then she can hand in her notice the next day. Slain marines and their families though, they don't have that luxury.
 
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The High Prophet of Truth said:
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What reporters should START asking:

Reporter: (Psaki), how do you keep coming in here and standing at the podium like that?
Reporter: (Psaki) I mean--we know you "resigned" already, but just HOW do you still justify coming in here like this?
Reporter: (Psaki) Secretary Psaki, HAVE YOU NO SHAME?
 
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mandatorylurk said:
Please pay attention to Ann Coulter, she wants to feel important:

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Ignore the generals lying to him Ann as you try to weasel back onto Real Time.
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I wish Coulter would just die already. Hopefully one of our new Afghan imports can make that a reality.
 
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Gehenna said:
Those 13 dead just ruined any possibility of the Admin successfully making people forget this or even turning it around.

13 is an easily comprehendible number, unlike thousands of stranded. It doesn't become a statistic, it becomes personal. Plus the mental connection of 13 = Unlucky. Both combine to make it supremely memorable and doom any attempt to make this be forgotten.



The media is concerned with spin and ratings, all A&H cares about is what the newest info is. And leaves it to the masses to sift through and correlate it to them. Something posters like I and many others are more than happy to take a crack at.
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Also the families being piss at them does not help either
ShortBusDriver said:
www.cnn.com

Marine Rylee McCollum, 20, died in the Kabul blast weeks before the birth of his child, family says

Rylee McCollum's family in Wyoming wasn't surprised in the least when he enlisted in the Marines after high school.
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The CNN puff pieces has no mention of his mother blaming sleepy Joe.
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Having a hard time spinning it. Just ignore it and pretend it doesn't exist
PK Shitstorm said:
"with SOME intention to leave"
HE'S LITERALLY BLAMMING THE STRANDED AMERICANS HOLY SHIT :story:
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What a jackass
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They want to come out Joe. Stop acting like they want to stay.
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Well that question has been answered.
We All Came For CWC said:
Official DNC spin for Biden's Watchgate is apparently "He only looked at his watch for a second! Also Glumpf!!!"

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Right-wing media are trying to manufacture a scandal out of President Joe Biden’s visit yesterday to the dignified transfer ceremony at Dover Air Force Base, in which the remains of U.S. troops killed in last week’s terrorist attack in Afghanistan were received home.
And now, Fox News is even manipulating its own news video — playing it back in slow motion — in order to provide corroboration to right-wing complaints that Biden looked at his watch during the ceremony.
Notably, the initial video that circulated online included a clip from Fox News’ live coverage of the transfer ceremony on Sunday, during which co-anchors Mike Emanuel and Jacqui Heinrich, Fox national security correspondent Jennifer Griffin, and news correspondent David Spunt all did not seem to notice anything amiss. But after other right-wing media personalities jumped on this visual, based on a few seconds of Biden’s hand movements during the ceremony, Fox would soon find itself having to catch up.

Within about 15 minutes of the ceremony, Newsmax host Benny Johnson tweeted the clip while alleging that Biden “appears to check his watch.” Johnson’s claim has since spread through a number of other right-wing outlets, including the Boston Herald, The Daily Wire, the U.K.-based Daily Mail, and Fox’s corporate cousin the New York Post. Many of them used a still photo from The Associated Press — one of many from the ceremony — that selected the brief moment when it might have appeared Biden was looking at his wrist.
From there, Fox has covered the story in terms of conservatives denouncing Biden, without putting the network’s own name on whether the story was true. On Monday morning, during a headline update during Fox & Friends, news reader Jillian Mele said, “President Biden being criticized for appearing to check his watch … . The video going viral, and as you can understand, a lot of people have strong opinions on this.”
And as can be seen by comparing the two videos, Fox has now put Biden’s movement in slow motion — at roughly half the speed, in order to double the apparent time of the movements.

The manner in which Fox jumped on this bandwagon also stands in stark contrast to how the network handled past reports of disrespect to fallen troops by former President Donald Trump. Last year, when Griffin confirmed other reporting that Trump had called fallen U.S. soldiers “losers” and “suckers,” and that he did not want wounded veterans included in his special July 4 military parade in 2019, other personalities on the network continued to call the story a “hoax,” trying to downplay Griffin’s reporting and claim that the story had been “refuted.”
But now, Fox News contributor Newt Gingrich claims that the latest manufactured outrage is a lesson in the “callousness and selfishness of the current President.”
Right-wing social media personalities had apparently geared up to find any reason whatsoever to criticize Biden over the ceremony. On Saturday night, a number of conservatives circulated a false claim that the remains had arrived at Dover with no administration figures present — even though the remains had not yet arrived. (Nevertheless, the claim was spread in now-deleted tweets by such figures as Fox News host Laura Ingraham and Fox contributor Richard Grenell.)
Once that story was debunked, of course, they had to move on to something else.
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So your fuckers are calling the families of the recent deceased servicemen lairs.
mandatorylurk said:
Please pay attention to Ann Coulter, she wants to feel important:

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Well this was Trump's goal until Biden threw his plan away. Also don't come crying back if SVU decide to do a episode where a character based off you gets rape again.
 
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An Avenging Bird said:
My theory is that handing the Taliban the victory, our gear, planes, tanks, women, dogs, drone striking families, looking at the watch, relieving Lt. Cols of duty, no resignations, mandatory vaccinations, critical race bullshit in the military is all about trying to get the very honorable officers to resign so their positions can be filled by woke brown shirt goons.
It's the same tactic as with defunding the police last summer.
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And that ended poetically.
what do you know, the police kept crime down
wait a minute, what does an army keep?
 
MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
LMAO he's sending cash aid to the Taliban now. Why? You already gave them all the weapons & equipment they could want.
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Maybe they have high res video of Hunter spitroasting a boy or with two 8 year old girls.

"Of course it's wrong and its bad but we can't let the American people lose faith in our institutions... Jill, where's my check, I don't work for free"
 
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So our new strategy in counter-terrorism is bribe them?

Shit, just cut to the chase Joe. Give North Korea and Iran nuclear capable ICBMs already so we can stop funding them directly so they can speed up the next 20 years and save some money for them programs. Then, when a crackpot blows up the world, you can go on TV after your nap to say how it was all a great success. You may even get to blame Trump before the first one vaporizes your stupid ass.
 
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Wargarbl said:
For people who don't follow my posting, I lean mildly left. I try to give credit when it's due, no matter which party is being discussed.

Taking that into account, FUCK Joe Biden. What a completely worthless piece of shit. He would be borderline traitorous for his callous disregard of American and allied lives if I wasn't 99.9% sure he's senile as fuck and showing all the symptoms of being mentally gone. Coming out defiantly after your completely botched operation cost American lives, stranded American citizens, embarrassed us globally, and put a death sentence on Afghan allies is absolutely unacceptable.

I've always disliked Joe Biden, but before he was just a running political joke. Crazy Uncle Joe, saying dumb shit, acting weird and being a typical Washington swamp creature. After Afghanistan, no one should be laughing. Leaving him in the big chair is a complete disgrace and, since either he's being allowed to bumblefuck important things up or his underlings are too incompetent to work around his mush-brain, he's a danger to American security.

Congrats Joe. Your legacy went from mostly harmless goofball to demented monster.
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I remember a somewhat common joke during Obama's term being that Joe Biden was Obama's insurance policy against impeachment because no one would seriously want him in power instead. The joke is a reality now and there's no way off the ride until he inevitably strokes out in office.
 
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