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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
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See here we are offering sound advice but the tranch egos will only prompt their lukers to roll their eyes and call us a site of hateful Earls.

They let the animals breed like crazy as a way to compensate for the fact that none of them ever will (or again in a few cases)

They probably don't separate their male and female animals because they're worried about misgendering them.
 
If you drew Jen's fucked up skeletal body in ANY pose you would flunk art class for how unrealistic and disturbing that shit is. What the FUCK
I initially thought that the twisty photo must have been shopped, but on closer inspection there's none of the tell-tell distortion marks. Jen's obviously sucking in, but that extremely concave stomach is just... what?

If you fuck around with settings in photoshop the grain and chromatic aberrations become more obvious. Jen's got a ghostly halo because of camera shake but other than that:
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Notice how the grain is evenly spaced with no smearing? Compare to if you try and give Jen more normal human proportions.
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The grain gets all bunched up or stretched out, same with the chromatic aberrations.
The only thing I'd note is the ghostly halo does seem to have an inconsistent thickness, but unless Jen has applied some very advanced tactics to pass this shitty selfie off as real I can't understand how it can be faked.

I'm genuinely mystified because that photo genuinely looks like someone used the liquify tool to smoosh in a chunk of the body but it seems to be what Jen actually looks like.
 
It's insane to me that these troons will spend so much time and money on changing their bodies, yet take absolute shit care of them. Eating from a dumpster, don't exercise, don't brush their teeth, and then cry about Earl or something when their flesh bags start falling apart in their 40's. Mother Nature sure is a terf.
 
It's insane to me that these troons will spend so much time and money on changing their bodies, yet take absolute shit care of them. Eating from a dumpster, don't exercise, don't brush their teeth, and then cry about Earl or something when their flesh bags start falling apart in their 40's. Mother Nature sure is a terf.
Should you honestly expect much else from people that shun any type of standards as "shaming"? They're completely surrounded by people online and in real life that will remind them that they're a real woman and beautiful the way they are. Why wouldn't it turn out that way?
 
I will not troon out on a farm
I will not sell your shitty yarn
I will not eat green eggs and spam
I do not like you man (not ma’am)
“But would you could you for woke points?
If I rolled you special joints?
or shoot you up with estrogen?
Please be a truly hot womyn!”
I would not could not for wokeness
Your nether parts smell like penis
Your land is barren just like you
I will not ever YOURE A DUDE!
But come and see and laugh and play!
Dilate all night and sleep most days!
We are real women totally not gay!
So come and slave and you can stay!
I would not could not on a dare
And just in case you’re not aware
Alpacas don’t like being touched “that way”
You are not women YOU’RE FUCKING GAY!

(sorry I was reading and decided to wax poetic)
 
18 years of HRT.
18 years of HRT!
18 YEARS OF HRT!!!

And this is the result:
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If this isn't solid proof that Grey aliens are real and have been using human DNA and mixing it with extraterrestrial genetic material to create human/alien hybrids, then I don't know what is. You could draw blood with that fucking chin, holy shit...
 
If this isn't solid proof that Grey aliens are real and have been using human DNA and mixing it with extraterrestrial genetic material to create human/alien hybrids, then I don't know what is. You could draw blood with that fucking chin, holy shit...
That Mormon Space Jesus kool aid is some other shit. Where can I get some without having to attain 4 different wives?
 
First off why the fuck is Twitter allowing them to post nude photos of themselves? Ignoring the whole "because Twitter" argument.

Secondly, I love how jen flat out says "years of hrt fucked up my muscle tone." Yeah just go ahead and give more proof why trooning out will fuck up your life down the line dumbass.
 
18 years of HRT.
18 years of HRT!
18 YEARS OF HRT!!!

And this is the result:
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He would probably actually pass at least as one of those Twitter maid boys if he ate his way to the 20-30% body fat that women are meant to have. Unfortunately since he's anorexic his hairline is shit and there's no fat to help hide all the hard male angles.

He's also probably not transitioned properly; my understanding is that HRT basically is a second puberty and as a result if you don't eat like the world's healthiest teenager you can accidentally fuck yourself up. It's why both deathfat and anorexic troons almost always look like absolute freaks after hrt, moreso than normal weight troons.

It's almost enough to make you feel bad - if he got help for his anorexia before starting medically transitioning he wouldn't look like a goddamn fallout ghoul. But here we are.
 
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