DSP's Tax Lawyer
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Crystalized uric acid has been lodged into Phil's brain since he was born
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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snort inquisition
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can't wait to hear his plans to "move on positively" today
arrivefriday
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As someone has already mentioned, I also think DSP is gonna say that we magically hit the members-goal on his day of. It's hard to believe he's just gonna accept a loss like that, especially with the rant we got.
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"Oh really? Which war did he go to as a Navy?"
"Modern warfare 2 and 3"
"Oh.....as a Seal?"
"No he laughs like a seal, you see...."
"Okay...? Well at least he saves cats stucked in trees huh? Does he have any trick to do it?"
"Yeah he yells
FUCK YOU TREYARCH! JASPER GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE THE $2000 SCAM GOAL IS REACHED
then a cat will get off TREE-ARCH and appear in his office magically"
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“So Kat, what about you? What does your husband do?”
Kat cringes involuntarily and takes a long, veery long sip from her drink.
“Philip? Oh.. He’s working on eh internet stuff?”
“Oh cool! So like Youtube or something like that?!”
Kat’s mind wanders to THAT video. And those fucking streams. She fakesmiles and lets out a little laugh.
“Oh hehe, no nothing like that! It’s just... Technical internet stuff. Like networking. I don’t know a lot about it, but he makes decent money!”
“Oh I’ll bet that’s nice!”
Kat, in a joyless voice.
“Yeah... Yeah... It’s... Awesome.”
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Who wants to take bets on the reason Philbert uses for the begathon? I thinking it's going to be either:
- Something happened to Kat
- Some random bill
- Something is going to happen to him
- Regular Bills N Sich
- He lowers the subscriber goal to exactly the amount he today
- Something about Jasper
- Or he's just going to hold it because he wants to
Place your bets!
- Something happened to Kat
- Some random bill
- Something is going to happen to him
- Regular Bills N Sich
- He lowers the subscriber goal to exactly the amount he today
- Something about Jasper
- Or he's just going to hold it because he wants to
Place your bets!
DarkSoulsPhil
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And its his gay dead aunts fault. Thanks aunt.
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Kaisaku Duze
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I've seen cat scratches draw more blood than that dinky thing. No wonder he got Jasper declawed, man would be fearing for his life every day.
PinkRibbonScars
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This video perfectly captures the build up to DSPs recent meltdown
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I think he'll wait a week and then it'll be that he needs money for some household appliance. Simple, can be unexpected, and there's no way for his audience to know if it was real or not because he doesn't show them anything outside the game room.
I'd bet on the fridge since it's something that he reasonably needs to replace immediately, as opposed to say a dishwasher, and it's probably pretty old at this point if it's the one that came with the condo.
"CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, MY FRIDGE STOPPED WORKING DOOD! I NEED MONEY FOR A NEW ONE AND TO REPLACE ALL THE HUNGRYMAN MEALS THAT WERE LOST"
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LieLieFyre
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His horribly injured thumb got infected dood. 5 grand or he loses it and will never be able to play again.
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Thumb repair. He holds them just to get dopes to give him even more money.
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What the fuck is this?
Did one of his dentheads makes this? "very famous" "many youngsters now see him as an inspiration" "net worth of 1-5m" It's like peering into an alternate reality.
Did one of his dentheads makes this? "very famous" "many youngsters now see him as an inspiration" "net worth of 1-5m" It's like peering into an alternate reality.
TJGamebox
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did phil write this?
ProvenWrong
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I bet his thumb injury its gonna require him to take even more breaks.
"Guys I need to chill out for a minute my thumb is KILLING me. "
*stares at chat waiting for tips*
"Alright we got some idiots in here saying that they cut themselves worse and still managed to play. First of all, you are all banned. Second, you probably cut yourself with a small knife and not a hatchet like a real man! *snort* Please tip me."
"Guys I need to chill out for a minute my thumb is KILLING me. "
*stares at chat waiting for tips*
"Alright we got some idiots in here saying that they cut themselves worse and still managed to play. First of all, you are all banned. Second, you probably cut yourself with a small knife and not a hatchet like a real man! *snort* Please tip me."
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This seems like it was written by someone who doesn't speak english, grammar is shit and the way the numbers are formatted is pretty strange.
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Gotta be one of his retards.
Phil would be like Chris writing his own wiki pages; the details Phil would omit and emphasize would give him away over what a fan or detractor would.
Phil wouldnt write that he made 1-5 million, because that would immediately tip off the dumbest of potential paypigs short term.
SkippyLongbottom
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Lol. "Kick him in the legs". That sure will be super effective, Phil. Might work on you Phil since you got twigs as legs but those look like horse legs on an old man.
Frail old man
I swear everytime on his day off he must be shivering for any sort of attention and a reminder that he still exists because all it takes is one day without him drumming up anything that people will simply move on. That's how forgettable he is to anyone outside observing lolcows.
Amazing what you can get done and accomplish on his days off compared to him. All we got is fuckin' grocery shopping and a small knick on his thumb.
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Not enough typos
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