US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[MrJokerRager]

I'm sure they thought they could corral the sand niggers like the "dirty third world monkeys" they are. It took a senile old freak to prove them wrong.

More like thinking the Taliban would roll over like the Red Indians did back in the era of Cowboys and Indians by breaking agreements made when the feds felt like it.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Damn, even Californians hate Californians.

To be fair, almost every state has some sort of in-fighting with one another.

For example, Upstate NY and Long Island NY hates everyone else in NY (i.e. the 5 burrows - Brooklyn, NYC, Queens, Staten Island, and Bronx)

 

[Overly Serious]

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What's that in his left sleeve? There isn't one in his right sleeve. Is it a toggle from his watch?

That's the little cord you pull to make him say one of 13 different phrases, including "C'mon man", "Now hold on a minute" and "A big president did it, then ran away."

I’m tired

I’m just so fucking tired.

Yes, but it's a mental weariness not the tiredness of expended effort. The latter feels good, the former awful. The fun thing is you can swap one for the other just by taking small actions against those you feel oppressed by. For real, try it. Even if you don't think it will change things it makes you feel better. And sometimes, it does.

Heck, send $5 to help get those dogs out of Afghanistan if you can't think of something specific to do right now: https://www.veteransheepdogsofamerica.org/

Every action leads onto the next.

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Fun fact: Trump personally veto'd the renewal of the Patriot Act when it came up. It's back in place now, though.

"This operation was a complete success. It's Trump's fault".

This is called "Kettle Logic". A man's neighbour borrows his kettle and brings it back broken. When the man demands it be fixed the neighbour states that the kettle isn't broken, he never borrowed it and it was like that when he took it.

Kettle Logic is when any singular defence might make sense but the accused just spits out multiple contradictory ones. The Biden Administration is giving a spectacular demonstration of Kettle Logic right now.

Remember that Ann Coulter was the first to endorse Trump. On Real Time with Bill Maher.

She didn't endorse him on Maher. The question was asked of everyone who they thought had the best chance of winning. Coulter replied "Donald Trump" to howls of laughter from the audience and panel. She shrugged and repeated "Donald Trump".

Being JFK'd would be horrible because it gives justificstion to hunt down dissidants and cause a massive rallying cry, aka LBJ 2.0. If the glowies are desperate for control / self perservation, this is the method you will see. No one should want this, even the most staunch Trumpfag.

The CIA and the FBI aren't all powerful. They'd have to get past the Secret Service who would not be complicit. Those guys know their business.

 

[ShortBusDriver]

Righttt.

https://www.westernjournal.com/righ...site&utm_medium=aggregator10&utm_campaign=can

Keep in mind a lawyer actually made this ridiculous statement.

The second amendment isn't a "constitutional provision" it's part of the 10 articles that make up the Bill of Rights ratified and signed with the rest of the document.

Further proof that just because you went to law school doesn't mean you're smart.

 

[Iuz]

Awful.

Gavin Newsom is 'incredibly proud' of Biden leaving Californians to be captured and killed in Afghanistan

https://archive.md/wip/uWZle

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What a Ghoul.

 

[Absolutego]

"Listening to God Science will save us all!"

Everyone start prostrating yourselves in front of Saint Fauci and take communion with the science juice!

In hindsight I'm glad the cultification of science happened and thoroughly stripped me of my fedora-tipping belief that non-religious people were in any way more logical than the devout.

 

[mandatorylurk]

Another thing quietly put to rest after the damage was done, the guy who was extorting Gaetz and his father was indicted. They're still going to try and find something on Gaetz but this makes him more credible to what happened.

 

[The Big O]

In hindsight I'm glad the cultification of science happened and thoroughly stripped me of my fedora-tipping belief that non-religious people were in any way more logical than the devout.

Ditto. They've become the very thing they hate. I choose to now laugh at any subsequent divine act that smacks them down. Kind of like that lightning bolt which selectively destroyed the brick wall mural of St. Floyd of the Fent in Ohio months back.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Someone give Biden some Viagra or give Hunter some meth so someone will stick a cock in Jill's mouth and shut her the fuck up.

You know, I weirdly hate her more than Hillary for some weird reason.

At least with Hillary you knew she was a power mad fucking weirdo the minute she posed in front of Eleanor Roosevelt's portrait doing the same pose.

DOCTOR Jill Biden just pisses me off.

 

[Wargarbl]

Depends on whether they reign in Stacey Abrams or not. The woman is actively working against them in Georgia and is succeeding until very recently.

She may have jumped the shark by gleefully sabotaging the MLB All-Star game, robbing local, often black-owned hospitality businesses of the major event they desperately needed during pandemic recovery.

She was crowing about her victory until it became clear the optics were insanely bad for her, then she turtled up hard after that. Opposition should be able to bludgeon her fat ass to death (figuratively) with that huge screw-up.

 

[MrJokerRager]

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Keep in mind a lawyer actually made this ridiculous statement.

The second amendment isn't a "constitutional provision" it's part of the 10 articles that make up the Bill of Rights ratified and signed with the rest of the document.

Further proof that just because you went to law school doesn't mean you're smart.

Imagine if Allah forbid that Biden gets what is coming to him.

And majority of the US public supports dying for old demented grandpa and niggers which will end America as we know it.

If this is the state of America then Islam was truly the winner of the clash of civilizations. Nobody in the Muslim world was willing to die for Osama Bin Laden or Abu Bakr Al Baghdadi.

 

[The Last Stand]

Remember that Ann Coulter was the first to endorse Trump. On Real Time with Bill Maher.

Remember that we later found out that Hillary was literally paying people to do so at that time because she thought he'd be easy to beat, as the "Pied Piper" strategy.

She's not a conservative. She's not even a neocon. She's a glorified influencer designed to dupe and waste the energy and time of the right.

The Boondocks made that joke. She does it for money and clout. Absolute scum.

 

[Damocles_Sword]

Someone give Biden some Viagra or give Hunter some meth so someone will stick a cock in Jill's mouth and shut her the fuck up.

You know, I weirdly hate her more than Hillary for some weird reason.

At least with Hillary you knew she was a power mad fucking weirdo the minute she posed in front of Eleanor Roosevelt's portrait doing the same pose.

DOCTOR Jill Biden just pisses me off.

Hillary had the nuts to back up her political ambitions, and went for that brass ring. DOCTOR Jill, did I mention she is a DOCTOR Biden got a teaching doctorate from a diploma mill so she could call herself a DOCTOR and lord it over her jewelry jangling wine guzzling vacation house in the hamptons stepford clique. And now she sits behind her dementia riddled husband trying to shove her hand up his ass, and she's competing and losing against a dozen different puppeteering hands.

 

[Meat Target]

Someone give Biden some Viagra or give Hunter some meth so someone will stick a cock in Jill's mouth and shut her the fuck up.

You know, I weirdly hate her more than Hillary for some weird reason.

At least with Hillary you knew she was a power mad fucking weirdo the minute she posed in front of Eleanor Roosevelt's portrait doing the same pose.

DOCTOR Jill Biden just pisses me off.

She's the second coming of Edith Wilson, puppeteering her potato husband.

 

[KoopsInk]

The thing is, you bring up completely legitimate issues. You are not wrong about a single thing you said here.

The problem is China just. Doesn't. Care.

The pain of the "Century of humiliation" means no cost is too great, so long as Taiwan is won in the end and China stands after the backlash. It's utterly irrational, utterly dogmatic.

So the China problem solves itself in this hypothetical situation.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

5-Day Work Week

 

[Kane Lives]

She may have jumped the shark by gleefully sabotaging the MLB All-Star game, robbing local, often black-owned hospitality businesses of the major event they desperately needed during pandemic recovery.

She was crowing about her victory until it became clear the optics were insanely bad for her, then she turtled up hard after that. Opposition should be able to bludgeon her fat ass to death (figuratively) with that huge screw-up.

Could you elaborate more on this? This sounds hilarious. How exactly did she manage to sabotage the game, and for what purpose?

 

[An Avenging Bird]

So there was a TV miniseries back during Reagan in 1987 called Amerika which basically amounted to - in a "future scenario" at the time - the US had been infiltrated from within by the Russians for decades and eventually were officially invaded.
Up until the invasion, the Constitution and all the US' daily lives were still as they normally were to the public, but once it got far enough to admitting the system was phony they changed the US flag to include the hammer and sickle, split the country into districts, mowed down Congress in the Capitol, and killed all citizen dissenters.

It's pretty much been memory holed since then - gee I wonder why - and fuck if I can't find a more applicable scenario to our current events, whether it be the Russians or the Chinese.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

That black guy looks like he could bench press that fucking twig of a human being.

You're giving him way too much credit here. Communists aren't human beings.

 

[Overly Serious]

And now she sits behind her dementia riddled husband trying to shove her hand up his ass, and she's competing and losing against a dozen different puppeteering hands.

Thank you for that mental image. No really, thank you.