US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[The Big O]

Could you elaborate more on this? This sounds hilarious. How exactly did she manage to sabotage the game, and for what purpose?

Georgia put forth a voting rights bill that was meant to solidify the requirement of I.D to do so, which caused a lot of fascistic woke corporations to cry racism/voter suppression and pull stunts in retaliation against the state, which includes the aforementioned MLB All-Star game pullout from Atlanta. Stacey Abrams was caught admitting rather gleefully that she was the mastermind behind the MLB's stunt. Needless to say, she cost the city of Atlanta and its black-owned businesses a whole lot of tourism and sports revenue.

 

[MirrorNoir]

Reiner has always been an insufferable faggot. Read about Archie Bunker's Place. The show was supposed to a parody of a based fossil (overtly racist old white man), but he resonated so much with Americans at the time the show became a hit for all the wrong reasons (at least as far as the creator and that faggot Reiner were concerned). But you better believe Reiner kept doing the show because he'll take that money.

Should note that Reiner was Hollywood royalty (his dad was a big time figure in the industry); also the show had a weird sort of response of sorts to the misaim fandom of the show: one of the central arcs of the show was Archie mellowing out and becoming open minded and tolerant of other races, creeds, religions, etc while the final seasons ultimately vindicated EVERY negative, bad thing Archie ever said or thought about Reiner's character as the "Meathead" character ultimately got caught (off-camera) fucking another woman and abandoning his wife and their son, to go shack up with his mistress and other women at a nudist commune. Mainly due to Reiner quitting the show to go into the movie business directing films and refusing to do a spin-off with Sally Struthers involving their characters.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Georgia put forth a voting rights bill that was meant to solidify the requirement of I.D to do so, which caused a lot of fascistic woke corporations to cry racism/voter suppression and pull stunts in retaliation against the state, which includes the aforementioned MLB All-Star game pullout from Atlanta. Stacey Abrams was caught admitting rather gleefully that she was the mastermind behind the MLB's stunt. Needless to say, she cost the city of Atlanta and its black-owned businesses a whole lot of tourism and sports revenue.

The irony of saying black people get fucked by ID requirements and are too stupid to abide by them while claiming to fight racism is the stuff of legends.

 

[FlappyBat]

Another thing quietly put to rest after the damage was done, the guy who was extorting Gaetz and his father was indicted. They're still going to try and find something on Gaetz but this makes him more credible to what happened.

I would say push every liberal's face into that pile of shit, but they'd come up saying it smelled like sunshine and that it doesn't change anything.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Georgia put forth a voting rights bill that was meant to solidify the requirement of I.D to do so, which caused a lot of fascistic woke corporations to cry racism/voter suppression and pull stunts in retaliation against the state, which includes the aforementioned MLB All-Star game pullout from Atlanta. Stacey Abrams was caught admitting rather gleefully that she was the mastermind behind the MLB's stunt. Needless to say, she cost the city of Atlanta and its black-owned businesses a whole lot of tourism and sports revenue.

They moved it to Colorado, which has voter ID and other laws that the Democrats were hating on Georgia for. It's a giant self own of epic proportions.

 

[faucet]

This thing about the NPCs and OMG NEW FOOD! tells me that they are at the end stage of bourgeois. Their lives so full of option decadence it's become hollow, they have 51 flavors of ice cream, and they've eaten so much of all of it they've become bored of it. Damn the consequences of letting in tens of thousands of barbarians who WILL kill people in flashy and spectacular ways, I NEED MY 52nd FLAVOR!!!!!

Also R.I.P. those service dogs, hopefully the 100's of them they just let free in Kabul (and probably elsewhere in Afghanistan) were all attack dogs and given the kill at will command before being set loose.

every food "joke" in every shitty movie/tv show/food delivery commercial is about thai food, every quirky young urban professional faggot in every mass media property eats fucking thai food

 

[thyme's up]

I think it was Whittle who said it yesterday, and it's been said by others, but I've never been so disappointed in our military.

"No sir, I will not obey that order".

At the risk of sounding like I'm white knighting, I have to wonder what really went through their minds when the soldiers on the ground were given orders to turn back citizens. Was it "I'm gonna keep my pension at all costs" or more like "Surely they have another plan for these people" only to realize the actual plan was to leave them all along, and by then it was too late to do anything. Guess we'll never know, but I can see it going both ways.

Someone give Biden some Viagra or give Hunter some meth so someone will stick a cock in Jill's mouth and shut her the fuck up.

You know, I weirdly hate her more than Hillary for some weird reason.

At least with Hillary you knew she was a power mad fucking weirdo the minute she posed in front of Eleanor Roosevelt's portrait doing the same pose.

DOCTOR Jill Biden just pisses me off.

The fact that she had no problem propping up her dementia riddled husband for the most stressful job in the country and is all smiles about it makes her offensive to say the least. His past record shows that he deserves everything he gets but knowingly throwing him into the lion's den and screwing not only him but the country over shows that she has zero compunction.

 

[The Big O]

They moved it to Colorado, which has voter ID and other laws that the Democrats were hating on Georgia for. It's a giant self own of epic proportions.

Don't forget that Colorado is a lily-white state, in addition to being overwhelmingly left-leaning.

 

[Wargarbl]

Could you elaborate more on this? This sounds hilarious. How exactly did she manage to sabotage the game, and for what purpose?

She teamed up with some other race hustler (either Sharpton or Jackson) and went to the MLB, telling them they would get their goons out to "protest" (read: riot) the Atlanta All-Star game due to muh racist Georgia voting laws. MLB insta-caved because it didn't want to deal with the problem, and shipped the game off to Colorado, who was due to host the next AS game.

She started doing her victory lap, but:
- Colorado voting laws are nearly identical to Georgia's
- The All-Star game brings about $100 Million to the local economy, local businesses had already signed contracts and made preparations in anticipation of the event (it was only a few months away), and all of it evaporated so Fatty McGaptooth could get a political "win". No refunds, no compensation, just a huge local financial loss.

Suddenly, the "victory" didn't look so good and she ducked out of the public eye as quick as she could.

EDIT: it appears I'm a slow typer, others beat me to this response.

 

[The Big O]

@faucet - Wowee-wow-wow-wow, my friend! Triple posted. Gotta be more careful next time.

 

[Blackhole]

every food "joke" in every shitty movie/tv show/food delivery commercial is about thai food, every quirky young urban professional faggot in every mass media property eats fucking thai food

We get it,you hate thai food! I do too!

 

[spinal gas chamber]

every food "joke" in every shitty movie/tv show/food delivery commercial is about thai food, every quirky young urban professional faggot in every mass media property eats fucking thai food

Thai food is good, unlike your triple posting.

E: and I’m the third to point this out, it rhymes

 

[faucet]

@faucet - Wowee-wow-wow-wow, my friend! Triple posted. Gotta be more careful next time.

quadruple post fren, when your internet shits out make sure you rape the reply button and you can replicate that performance

 

[Game master arino]

I, too, want to live in Snowcrash.

You wont have to want anymore with bidens incompetency
>Takes place in a future where the government collapsed because of hyperinflation

 

[Sithis]

Yeah I too have a feeling those poll numbers are really more in the 20% range. Remember who usually answers polls from both parties and its usually old boomers on republican side and young college age politically active liberals on the Dem side. So you get two of the loudest factions competing while most people are somewhere in the middle. And from what I've seen anecdotally, Biden has lost a lot of support among independents, the "silent majority" etc.

"Listening to God Science will save us all!"

Everyone start prostrating yourselves in front of Saint Fauci and take communion with the science juice!

America as a nation under God, with politicians that weren't afraid to encourage prayer and say America was a Christian nation - back to back world war champions, came back from the largest war in history with one of the strongest economies in history, has only been invaded once and only truly lost one war in 200 years, "mandate of heaven" etc

America in the few decades since it snubbed it's nose at God - corrupt throughout, economically weakening by the year, in debt to foreign adversaries, engaged in 20 years of war in the desert that we lost, no political direction, on the brink of civil unrest, economic peril among all working class groups, pandemic hysteria, and fear rules the day.

Just sayin

 

[Iuz]

every food "joke" in every shitty movie/tv show/food delivery commercial is about thai food, every quirky young urban professional faggot in every mass media property eats fucking thai food

Everything is better with fish sauce. Sadly the west has lost its way since the Roman Empire fell.

 

[Oats12345]

Awful.

Gavin Newsom is 'incredibly proud' of Biden leaving Californians to be captured and killed in Afghanistan

https://archive.md/wip/uWZle

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I guess even Newsom hates Californians

She may have jumped the shark by gleefully sabotaging the MLB All-Star game, robbing local, often black-owned hospitality businesses of the major event they desperately needed during pandemic recovery.

She was crowing about her victory until it became clear the optics were insanely bad for her, then she turtled up hard after that. Opposition should be able to bludgeon her fat ass to death (figuratively) with that huge screw-up.

Could you elaborate more on this? This sounds hilarious. How exactly did she manage to sabotage the game, and for what purpose?

Georgia put forth a voting rights bill that was meant to solidify the requirement of I.D to do so, which caused a lot of fascistic woke corporations to cry racism/voter suppression and pull stunts in retaliation against the state, which includes the aforementioned MLB All-Star game pullout from Atlanta. Stacey Abrams was caught admitting rather gleefully that she was the mastermind behind the MLB's stunt. Needless to say, she cost the city of Atlanta and its black-owned businesses a whole lot of tourism and sports revenue.

That's fucking hilarious. So that's why I don't see the fat bitch around anymore. She fucked herself over by revealing that she truly doesn't care about other black people. I love it

Don't forget that Colorado is a lily-white state, in addition to being overwhelmingly left-leaning.

How did Colorado even have a Republican Senator for two terms?

 

[Strong Tomato]

America as a nation under God, with politicians that weren't afraid to encourage prayer and say America was a Christian nation - back to back world war champions, came back from the largest war in history with one of the strongest economies in history, has only been invaded once and only truly lost one war in 200 years, "mandate of heaven" etc

America in the few decades since it snubbed it's nose at God - corrupt throughout, economically weakening by the year, in debt to foreign adversaries, engaged in 20 years of war in the desert that we lost, no political direction, on the brink of civil unrest, economic peril among all working class groups, pandemic hysteria, and fear rules the day.

Just sayin

The Biden administration carries the mark of the beast and no one can fucking convince me otherwise.

For we are not fighting against flesh and blood enemies, but against evil rulers and authorities of the unseen world
Ephesians 6:12

 

[The Big O]

@Oats12345 Beats me how Colorado maintained a Republican senator, not that it matters much since they have faggot progressive democrat Jared Polis as their Governor now. Hell, I question why my own state has a Republican governor despite it being blue-as-fuck Massachusetts.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

"Listening to God Science will save us all!"

Everyone start prostrating yourselves in front of Saint Fauci and take communion with the science juice!

You know, I believe thanks to idiots like Fauci and Jill shoving science down our throats in regards to the economy, I expect they’ll be a large disapproval to science and many attempts at defunding science insitituions.