Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[a dinosaur]

Jack's mother in law weighed in, calling upon her Facebook prayer warriors to rid Brad of the evil sickness that plagued such a godly man.

But just a few days ago...


Uhh....

 

[JackDavis]

As soon as I heard "My friend knows the owners" I knew he was going to give this place an A. Clown show.

 

[p1138]

Jack is really starting to lose it. He forgot he got jalapeños and thought his mouth was burning from onions.

Holy shit. Dumps salad dressing onto his "salad" when it's already covered in queso dip, cheese, sour cream, can't tell the difference between jalapenos and onions. "I wolfed it down" no shit? Then sitting there slathering his tongue all over the place because he got food in his facial hair... what the hell does he think napkins are for? And all this for a fucking chipotle clone?

 

[JackIsBlack]

As a person of faith that doesn’t practice anymore really but have no problem stating my faith, this is a load of goddamn bologna. You look pretty damn stupid for “leaving it all up to God” and “send prayers, prayer shares” whatever the fuck they’re called lmao. Come on, wake the fuck up and realize God is not going to do everything just for you because he loves you so much. This is the perfect example… I guess Jesus said, “Nah fam don’t get that poison ridden vaccine just let me take the wheel and drive you off the cliff because I ironically don’t know how to drive even though you think I know everything. Trust and believe.”
You can’t feel sorry for these people. Absolute clowns.

 

[Delilah Radio Show]

Overjoyed to see he finally knows what queso is, in stark contrast to his nachos review. His palette is really expanding.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Jack's mother in law weighed in, calling upon her Facebook prayer warriors to rid Brad of the evil sickness that plagued such a godly man.

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But just a few days ago...
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Uhh....

Here's some more gold from her FB:

 

[Buck Mullet]

I get enough vax propaganda from the media and family, keep it off my fav lolcow. Yes, fat unhealthy fucks should get the jab IF THEY WANT. Guys that could fuck your mom and beat up your dad are cool with our immune systems and have to die of something, and wouldn't trade our liberty for anything.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

I get enough vax propaganda from the media and family, keep it off my fav lolcow. Yes, fat unhealthy fucks should get the jab IF THEY WANT. Guys that could fuck your mom and beat up your dad are cool with our immune systems and have to die of something, and wouldn't trade our liberty for anything.

Appropriate avatar.

 

[JackDavis]

I get enough vax propaganda from the media and family, keep it off my fav lolcow. Yes, fat unhealthy fucks should get the jab IF THEY WANT. Guys that could fuck your mom and beat up your dad are cool with our immune systems and have to die of something, and wouldn't trade our liberty for anything.

If we can laugh at Jack's t-shirts, the color of his accident arm and his son's proclivity for taking creeper shots of young men in compromised situations, we can also laugh at his opinion of the most relevant news topic. Sorry if a vaccine triggers you that hard, suck it up snowflake.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Buttery Balsamic Wings

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A few things from this GEM.

Within 3 seconds "...the show's blowing up..." Really?


Recipe looks like a disaster from a Kitchen Nightmare strip mall Italian restaurant.

4:56 - "The moment my lips touched the skin...I could taste the butteryness....and the ball" What?

5:11 - *nearly crying for some reason, flavor overload maybe* "Becasue I want more BALLsamic, even more than that" *nearly cries again*

5:22 - *dejected* "So I guess this is going to be my dinner tonight?" - Not long after he said he was taking these wings over to the kids' house for their dinner. He sounded so resigned and like he was told "That's YOUR dinner tonight" by Tammy

Again making the double batch of everything. Why the fuck would you buy so much if you didn't intend on making that much. Take one of those trays and stick it in the freezer if there's too many wings.

And do I need to say it that those wings look fucking raw? That one on the left looks like it's barely browned. He's crowding the tray, not letting each wing have it's own space to cook properly and he's pulling them out way too soon. Wings are loaded with fat. It would take a lot to dry them out.

You could have reduced that balsamic down to a glaze and had the concentrated falcon you were looking for. Melt some butter and mix it in and it may have made a halfway decent coating after you baked them.

This right here.

Bake the wings at 425 degrees for like... I don't know... 40 minutes or so? Flip them halfway. When they're done take them out and toss in the reduced balsamic and butter sauce you made. Get rid of the poultry seasoning. Maybe add a touch of honey and real garlic. That could work.

Jack is really starting to lose it. He forgot he got jalapeños and thought his mouth was burning from onions.

How the fuck is this guy not able to know the difference between onions and fucking jalapenos? I know he's had two strokes but c'mon that's ridiculous.

 

[Aaway]

Jack's mother in law weighed in, calling upon her Facebook prayer warriors to rid Brad of the evil sickness that plagued such a godly man.

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But just a few days ago...
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Uhh....

ah yes, let's put everything into the hands of god

let's ask jack how that went for his arm. or jack's friend who died of covid. of course, once god fails to "heal" these people it turns into "god wanted them to serve as an example" or some bullshit like that

these people are insufferable

 

[odumegwu]

This amerifat megachurch still counts as Christianity? This blind attitude to God and faith reminds me of Islam instead.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I get enough vax propaganda from the media and family, keep it off my fav lolcow. Yes, fat unhealthy fucks should get the jab IF THEY WANT. Guys that could fuck your mom and beat up your dad are cool with our immune systems and have to die of something, and wouldn't trade our liberty for anything.

Found the unironic Jack fan

 

[V4L_Penis]

Here's some more gold from her FB:

Are vaccine passports even a thing or is it some new bullshit made up by boomers on FB? I'm in Texas and have never experienced someone asking for something like that. Even hospitals and medical clinics don't give a fuck as long as you wear a mask.

 

[M0L0K]

I get enough vax propaganda from the media and family, keep it off my fav lolcow. Yes, fat unhealthy fucks should get the jab IF THEY WANT. Guys that could fuck your mom and beat up your dad are cool with our immune systems and have to die of something, and wouldn't trade our liberty for anything.

Look at this fucktard

 

[AnOminous]

Also doesnt jack and Tammy hate spicy food? Why would they ruin it with jalapenos if they dont like them? IDGI

It's Tammy who hates spicy food. Jack spitefully adds excessive amounts of them just to keep Tammy from eating his food.

 

[stets]

Are vaccine passports even a thing or is it some new bullshit made up by boomers on FB? I'm in Texas and have never experienced someone asking for something like that. Even hospitals and medical clinics don't give a fuck as long as you wear a mask.

It's a thing with private companies in certain areas. I can't go see a live concert where I live without proof of vaccination. I'm heading to New York in a couple of weeks and can't eat out without it. We don't have crazy caseloads though. (I don't consider showing a photo on my phone of a piece of paper to be some outrageous violation of my personal liberties like many do.)

 

[AnOminous]

Jack's mother in law weighed in, calling upon her Facebook prayer warriors to rid Brad of the evil sickness that plagued such a godly man.

If only God Trump had sent us some way of not getting horribly sick and then dying of this disease. . .fuckin idiots.

 

[Guntanator]

If only God Trump had sent us some way of not getting horribly sick and then dying of this disease. . .fuckin idiots.

yeah you could drink bleach.

 

[Aaway]

Are vaccine passports even a thing or is it some new bullshit made up by boomers on FB? I'm in Texas and have never experienced someone asking for something like that. Even hospitals and medical clinics don't give a fuck as long as you wear a mask.

major indoor venues in LA County like staples center and the forum now require proof of full vaccination or a negative test as well as masks for all events

that's really it around here. everything else is either back to how it was pre-pandemic or just requires masks