DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DeeTracktor]

So Phils big idea for making more money is to change the order of rewards in which you can give him money

And he is giving YOU, the viewers the chance to give him more money by doing more breakathons and dressing up for Halloween

And if he hits the 285 tip goal you get to chose the catagory of his Halloween costume...like every other year except you didnt have to ay for a youtube membership

Never change Phil...Oh wait you didnt

His channel is really dying on its arse and he's had a day off to think about improvements to his stream. And he did NOTHING to improve anything in his streams that he hasnt been doing already

 

[Balr0g]

Phil will be explaining how Youtube can beat Twitch in streaming. Susan is waiting with bated breath.

In essence "Gifted memberships, gifted memebrships and gifted mewmberships. Oh and a bigger cut for the streamers. 100% would be a start" I think Phil is one of those type of person who never acknolwedges he/she has a problem.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

Oh my fucking god, I was joking...

Maybe you should be a streamer

 

[FamicomGorby]

Massive salt today, but basically "I DID NOTHING WRONG, I DID EVERYTHING CORRECT"

 

[Veezy00]

Hats are now $100, Vests $150

Fucking genius

He is pay walling the vest at $150 and thinks this will work out fucking . Greed is MASSIVELY strong. Apparently this reward structure is more positive as well. I cant believe he thinks anyone gives a fuck about a stupid fucking vest. This shit has been beaten into the ground. 50 new subs to pick a category of Halloween costume, that he will ignore and buy a cheap shitty costume everyone will hate. He is circling the drain faster this is a drama stream and only getting 300 viewers. Might see less than 200 by the new year. I have a hard time believing the "harcore gaming season" will save him.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Phil doing a rant about how hardworking he is. Uh bro every day is a day off when you play video games for a living

 

[Mr. Brown]

- Overlay colors: probably from blue to red, idk. Something that he can change with 2 clicks.
- Prestream music: I would guess he removed 2-3 musics and added 2-3 'new' ones. Again, something easy to do.
- Tips """""rewards""""" swap: Hat at $100 and vest at $150, probably.

Do you have next weeks lottery numbers too?

 

[David Davidson]

In Phil's mind he thinks he doesn't take from people and GIVES up so much of his life and that's why he can't improve stuff.

$10,000+ USD/month or he whines like a bitch is giving to this guy.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Reading all our comments here how Phil isn't busting his ass really really hurts, guys.

He spent seconds improving his stream, and we need to applaud him.

 

[LolCowCentral]

did phil write this?

His net worth IS realistically 250-300k. It takes into account all debt versus all assets (including anything liquid like his house and car).

It's already been proven he could sell his condo and pay off all of his debts and have 200k+ in the bank. And that doesn't account for the car and all of his belongings/possessions.

His argument would be that he couldn't get a place to live because of his bankruptcy. You know he doesn't want to go back home to his parent. Then he wouldn't be a mature adult in the gout mansion.

 

[DeeTracktor]

This guy is so delusional and in denial about how much of a fuckwit he is it is actually giving me a headache

 

[Ortsnay]

LMFAO Philbert, I hope you get hit by a fucking bus.

You NEVER do anything for the fans you fat, gout ridden shithead. Streaming IS NOT GIVING why can't you get that through your fat head? You never do giveaways, never play with the fans, always guilt tripping.

Funny how you say you don't pay attention to stuff on facebook/social media yet you constantly reply to every little thing you fucking baby. You are the epitome of delusional, avaricious, & hypocritical.

@UaineRunei How the hell did you guess that lmao. You should become a soothsayer dude.

 

[Veezy00]

I'm not paying attention to you, but all the trolls words hurt and it really effects me

 

[Two Yum Yums]

Hats now only need $100? He must be itching to do his Nazi cosplay more often I guess.

 

[But I Digress]

Snorts have been replaced by constantly sucking snot back. Do you think one of the things picked up on his day off is Corona?

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Holy shit, swapping the goal amounts? WHY DIDNT ANY OF US CUNTS THINK OF THAT? I hope we all have a good think before we try to outthink the Writers Room again.

Edit: @UaineRunei fucking called it. That makes it even funnier

 

[ShitheadKiwifarter]

Dave is saying that all we do here is circle jerk each other. If he is correct, than this is the worst circle jerk ever. My disappointment is immeasurable and I am sad beyond belief.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Snorts have been replaced by constantly sucking snot back. Do you think one of the things picked up on his day off is Corona?

I think even Corona doesnt want to be associated with ''The Guy''

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Holy shit, swapping the goal amounts? WHY DIDNT ANY OF US CUNTS THINK OF THAT? I hope we all have a good think before we try to outthink the Writers Room again.

There's that blue-sky, ambitious and bold thinking we've come to expect from Deviated Septum Phil

 

[DeeTracktor]

''Im taking the day off on Sunday to celebrate muh Wifes birthday''

A.K.A . He'll be on twitter all day and ordering doordash