Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 555 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,637 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,541
Y'all aren't thinkin'.
Turbo fans are a thang. Got one at Costco 19.99. Remote control included.

Just cause I need white noise to sleep. Ain't, fluttering my junk in the wind.

Sorry mate, respectfully disagree on this a bit. Yes of course Amber is fat and stupid but I got from @mythical mother was that her paypigs, hater or braindead ambaby tard alike, are truly the stupid ones. Probably fat too

What astounds me the most, almost MOTI, is every SINGLE one of her dumb shit live streams, there will be a minimum of multiple super chats to ask how to join, so they can pay another $9 to the 600 lbs do nothing hambeast to get absolutely nothing in return. Even a casual watcher who checks out one of her streams every so often, watching probably 40% or so of it, has seen her lifelessly repeat "To join you need to click join and if you can't find it if you're on an iphone, it doesn't work for some reason so you need to use Safari or chrome, I don't know.. I think you need to use a computer" at least 5-10 times already. Her first couple livestreams, I swear there was a superchat asking this exact same question every 5-15 minutes.

I would've assumed that anyone who'd want to pay $9 to Hamber in exchange for absolutely nothing are retard superfans or feeders who knew what they were getting into. Then it'd stand to reason they'd have watched previous livestreams and saw this same question asked and answered a minimum of 8 times per livestream. So this makes fucking no sense to me

The other possibility, which is just as nonsensical is there are a bunch of retards in the world, who didn't know who she was and clicked on her video, watched about 5 minutes of some stale milquetoast plop of gunt shriek and screech and repeat the same 6 tana/trisha catchphrases ad nauseam and decided they needed to give her $9, an entertainment fee that is greater than Netflix's monthly fee. I just want to know, what kind of special retards these are. They're able to attain some kind of steady income and credit for a credit card but they were too stupid to notice that the same question had been asked and answered 5 minutes ago in the same stream. They're too simple to try to google 'why can't I see a join button youtube' or click around onto her page, or click through previous livestreams to see comments for this information.

The stupidest mindfuckery is the dumb shit members who paid the $9 for absolutely nothing and then pay super chats on top of that, because they realized Big Al was only acknowledging super chats. So they send extra money to ask "Can you say hi to my retard sister named Retard Dumbshit? I love you!" or "What's the mouthbreathing lobotomized thumb butler's favorite color?" Who the fuck are these retards? These are the kinds of questions very young children would ask, and even if they had gained access to a credit card by taking their parents', it still doesn't make sense to me because I can't imagine a child age 5-7 would have enough understanding of an online payment system to successfully complete it

The group I can understand conceptually of course, are the haters, though at this point I'm not really seeing the worth of paying $9 to bring up the time she lied about being raped by and misgendered Casey. Especially since she has an endless stream of superchats, of which there are so many, she can pick and choose which ones to answer for at least an hour. There are even extra superchats of "You missed my superchat" so she can say "Oh no I did Im sorry" .. ffs.

I've been growing a bit more irritated by the superchats even though it's about 9 negative for every retard 1 positive "Don't let the hate fold your fats let the sun shine Im a retard" because I don't understand how they don't realize that if no one sent a superchat, she'd be forced to read the chat questions. I have confidence in the haters' intelligence, as in there isn't a complete absence of it like with her tardbabies. So I'm a bit surprised by now they keep sending money to ask superchat questions that if they don't, surely one of the paid haters would in the chat. Asking about Becky's wipe comment is an obvious one, so I was surprised at all the superchats about it, rather than trusting her chat to bring it up. In relative terms though, I do appreciate that at least I can make sense of blind hatred causing this behavior. I will never understand the retards asking how to join

I used to think that Foodie doodie's VIBs were the retard supremes but it's actually Hamber's scream tweens. At least with the VIBs I can understand there's a demented purpose to their financial support. They're all sick in one way or another, either watching with perverted pleasure as she descends into madness, a couple hoping for a happy snuff ending, and they've at least got enough higher capability to amuse themselves with their own conversations and form strange little social attachments to one another. Even the troll VIBs lurking quietly I can't knock because it's $5 for about 15 hours of streaming almost every single day vs. Hamber's 1-2 hours a month for double that amount

I think the MOTI part about Hamber's scream retards is the lack of purpose or any kind of sense. Just like @mythical mother mentioned, there is a malicious intent behind Chinny's actions while Ham's is just the sequence of an idiot. Their paypigs are a reflection of them. But Ham's tardbaby paypigs are on a different level, like sitting facing the corner and eating pieces of paper for hours kind of idiot nonsense
I love you, man. (Or whatever gender and pronouns you prefer).

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Who else thinks Amberlynn looks like a swollen Teletubby? I was watching a compilation of her just now and realized that's what she looks like. That poop bun on her head really resembles the antennas the Teletubbies have and she has the body type of one, except she's half their height.
Amber looks like the sun
 
Interesting Becky never mentioned Wipey being around, not once

also, still no Wasabi….

Where is Wasabi - The Community wants to know- Members should flood the comments with this question

So, who said wifey might be a sexual deviant because you might be right.

I did say I hoped she was a sexual deviant - but I do not think I am alone in that -so it may be me you are referring to or any number of others on here. This is going to turn into some nasty twisted shit = but I can not sit through two hours so I am hoping I can glean all the tiny details from others who are on here - maybe we could allocate 30min segments each to a dozen members who can all dissect their clips and come back with a group analysis
 
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My mad speculation: Amber has begged the Beckster to stay because she doesn’t feel safe around Wifey. Also, it’s in Becky’s interests to stay around for a bit if she’s trying to get Youtube coin, who knows when there might be some Amber related background action - it certainly worked for Eric!

Just don’t push our patience too long Becky, we can understand the grift but we certainly don’t respect it.
 
Currently at 2.5k thumbs up and 16 thumbs down - not a fan of Becky's by any means, but if it means pissing off ALR and making her feel even more insecure, I'm all for the like ratio being this positive.
She deserves it. I watched it and I think she is cute.

À first YouTube video is probably always a bit strange to do, but she definitely has potential.
 
If Amberlynn is too fat to wipe her own ass, how do you faggots expect her to dry it after a bidet? Y'all aren't thinkin'.

She can "drip dry" like Chantal claims to do. It would just be clean water anyhow and not rancid drying piss on her ass. Plus if she is too cheap to get one with a fan then that's on her.

Amber is too vain to find ways to help herself. She won't admit to immobility, she won't set up a shower bar or other assisting devices. They do have those wiping wands for elderly and obese people to reach themselves to spare humiliation of asking your live-in thumb-butler of doing it for you. Necksters was on her payroll and I guess that means being a PSW for a deathfat. We should poll to see how long Wipey stays in the picture.
 
I did say I hoped she was a sexual deviant - but I do not think I am alone in that -so it may be me you are referring to or any number of others on here. This is going to turn into some nasty twisted shit = but I can not sit through two hours so I am hoping I can glean all the tiny details from others who are on here - maybe we could allocate 30min segments each to a dozen members who can all dissect their clips and come back with a group analysis

Edit because - caned
I get that.

I usually just put her on in the background while I do other shit and when something catches my attention I make a mental note.
I miss shit sometimes but this is what I gathered from the last couple of streams pertaining to the 'wifey being a sexual deviant' theory:

- Wanting to remain anonymous
-Foot fetish
- Possible Troon
- Amber never mentioned being pansexual or wanting to experiment with men until after she started talking to wipey
- Sub Dom talk
- Willing to suck the salt off Hamber's neck

I also think it's interesting that wipey is now cooking for Amber. She says it's healthy things, but I wonder how true that is.

Has anyone tried looking for the usernames we think Wipey is under on Fetlife?
 
BTW, Justine/kicking Geese took a poll on her twitter, because she refuses to call wifey "wifey", The winner is Winifred. Depending on who wifey is, it's easy enough to use as either a female (Winnie) or male (Fred) name. I'm officially adopting Winifred as wifey's name since Big Al won't give her a fucking first name.
 
If Amberlynn is too fat to wipe her own ass, how do you faggots expect her to dry it after a bidet? Y'all aren't thinkin'.

Can report that most modern bidets have a dryer fan that you turn on once the washin' part is all done.
I feel pretty confident that she uses the shower handle as a bidet and sits on the edge of the tub. This is why the boys couldn’t wait to get her out of their shower when she was using for some reason I forgot. I saw it on an episode of my 600 pound life. They were the same size as Amber.
 
My mad speculation: Amber has begged the Beckster to stay because she doesn’t feel safe around Wifey. Also, it’s in Becky’s interests to stay around for a bit if she’s trying to get Youtube coin, who knows when there might be some Amber related background action - it certainly worked for Eric!

Just don’t push our patience too long Becky, we can understand the grift but we certainly don’t respect it.
Becky is still gunna be the butler, just for both of them
 
She deserves it. I watched it and I think she is cute.

À first YouTube video is probably always a bit strange to do, but she definitely has potential.
It will peter out and fast Becky doesnt stick to anything that is work.
Again, this is for tea people are licking her pannus once there is nothing cause she's spineless and on payroll people will leave, same with Dusty and Fridge.
 
Is it wrong to absolutely despise, at this point beyond hate, someone you don’t know? I’m sure I have issues (obviously) but Amberlard’s existence infuriates me. I refuse to subscribe to her channel, let alone understand people who spend their hard earned money for this beyond morbidly obese, mentally stunted, waste of oxygen to continue stuffing her face. But at the same time I’m glad some suckers do, because it will shorten the amount of air I have to share with this beast.

Shes a narcissist, attention seeking, personality lacking subhuman moron. It’s devestating to think there are millions of starving children in the world while this animal has the capability to crush one of them to death by merely accidentally sitting on one of them. And the fact she’s suddenly claiming bisexual (which Big Boned Becky hilariously denied) to impress her black SSBBW fetishizing partner (Tammy Slaton vibes) makes me chuckle; men will fuck just about anything but God bless the tormented soul that will do anything sexual with a 600 pound, belly button oozing, bleeding on a towel for two years and can’t even properly wipe herself cow. I can’t wait for Wipey to get her coin so the “binge monster” comes back and leads her straight to a double wide casket.
 
People have noticed recently that Amber's fat head distribution seems to be pushing her face forward. So, behold, Amber vs. a human head :
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Allow me to direct your attention to some details regarding her unfortunate fat distribution: her butt chin seems to have taken some of it à la Tammy Slaton's forehead, her impressive second chin doesn't lie and the third one has been cultivated for awhile now, check out those nice loose ears. I don't think fat has pushed her face, however I will speculate that she stores fat in her scalp's dermis in the back of her head because gorlfriend's hair isn't that thick. Call me autist.

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