DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Fapcop]

Everyone knows that meat goes bad within 10 minutes and can't be refrigerated or frozen to eat later on

Phil worked at A RESTAURANT ACK ACK ACK! Don’t you think he knows what he’s talking about?!

Of course the real question isn’t: “Why does Phil know so little about food prep and preservation” but: “Why on earth would he think it’s a good idea to argue and grandstand about it?”

Instead of just going “aaanyways, that’s how we do it, but thanks for the advice, always appreciated! Let’s move on to the game, shall we?” Or “Thanks for the advice, always appreciated! Anyone on the chat who’s a big foodie? Loves to cook? Any interesting recipes you tried out recently?”

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Why the fuck is the reprobate pretending to be a restaurant? Is he cooking for a family of 5? Would love to know what vegetables he was cutting just to judge how shit their food has to taste by the vegetables alone.
It's another thing I've never seen or heard anyone do before. You cut the damn vegetables when the water is boiling, you put the heat on, or whatever else mate there is plenty of time to cut your bloody vegetables while you cook.
I bloody love cooking and this actually hurts me.

Have you seen this literal monkey handle a knife? The water would probably boil off before he could finish dicing an onion.

2:14:57 if the timestamp doesn't work. SoK link (I know...) but better than giving DSP views and having to skim through 1 of about 10 parts he stretched this shit into.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Didn't he get some app for emotes that was $5 a month?

It was for Twitch.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Why the fuck is the reprobate pretending to be a restaurant? Is he cooking for a family of 5? Would love to know what vegetables he was cutting just to judge how shit their food has to taste by the vegetables alone.
It's another thing I've never seen or heard anyone do before. You cut the damn vegetables when the water is boiling, you put the heat on, or whatever else mate there is plenty of time to cut your bloody vegetables while you cook.
I bloody love cooking and this actually hurts me.

My theory is he is so out of shape he can only do one step of the recipes a night before collapsing on the couch desperately reaching for his phone to order Door Dash.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil is lecturing his chat about storing vegetables. This is the guy who has thrown out leftovers constantly because they go bad at the end of the week

It's fascinating that he thinks everyone that hears him must have an IQ of those stored vegetables.

 

[Mr. Brown]

Why the fuck is the reprobate pretending to be a restaurant? Is he cooking for a family of 5? Would love to know what vegetables he was cutting just to judge how shit their food has to taste by the vegetables alone.

What fucking restaurant cuts veg 1 week in advance?

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

he's not even wearing his headphones around his neck, are you fucking kidding me

he's literally playing vidya with no sound

 

[KD6-3.7]

Does Phil do cocaine? He sniffs A LOT during his prestreams and his ramblings are very quick with little pauses. It would also explain his nasal problems + where his money goes + a lot of his anger issues + his incessive need for money.

If we weren’t so completely positive that Phil is a giant pussy, and that he’s scared of his own shadow, and that he hates almost everything about social activities, yeah… I’d believe he was a cokehead. His often incoherent and endless rambling, his delusions of grandeur, his bugged-out eyes, his wild gesticulations, his random weird behavior, his constant sniffing and snorting, his mood swings… these are all telltale signs of a raging coke fiend. But no, Phil is just a fucking weird sperg.

 

[Iron Hamster]

What fucking restaurant cuts veg 1 week in advance?

None that wants to stay in business.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

It's fascinating that he thinks everyone that hears him must have an IQ of those stored vegetables.

I mean, he is right about that. The people who give him money basically have the IQ of stored vegetables.

What fucking restaurant cuts veg 1 week in advance?

Chef Phil's Eating with the King restaurant. Now delivering through Door Dash

 

[Fapcop]

What fucking restaurant cuts veg 1 week in advance?

McDonald’s? Oh wait, they get it in giant tubs but fresh. Even their tomato’s are like cut an hour before they’re used.

I USED TO WORK AT MCDONALDS AS A TEENAGER OK? ACK! ACK! ACK! I know what I’m talking bout, alright?

 

[Forbidden Math]

There was a lot of content in this morning's prestream, so much to choose from. Big ups to Hate Army watch for getting a good chunk. I'm seriously staring at like 10 potential videos, gonna be hard to decide which ones to cut.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

These NEW AND EXCITING changes to his stream just so happen to be implemented on the day people are supposed to be boycotting Twitch. Maybe he can be the 4th most viewed streamer today

 

[actually]

Does Phil do cocaine? He sniffs A LOT during his prestreams and his ramblings are very quick with little pauses. It would also explain his nasal problems + where his money goes + a lot of his anger issues + his incessive need for money.

He'd have way more energy.

No, his restaurant will be all frozen food that is put into his gourmet microwave.

I think you mean it will provide gourmet cuisine courtesy of the renowned Chef Mike.

Why the fuck is the reprobate pretending to be a restaurant? Is he cooking for a family of 5? Would love to know what vegetables he was cutting just to judge how shit their food has to taste by the vegetables alone.
It's another thing I've never seen or heard anyone do before. You cut the damn vegetables when the water is boiling, you put the heat on, or whatever else mate there is plenty of time to cut your bloody vegetables while you cook.
I bloody love cooking and this actually hurts me.

Preach.

 

[DarkScrubPhil]

I don't know why he cares? He got 2.50 out of the 5.00 for the twitch subs. OIC was like 500 or 600 of those subs.

OIC can just tip that money instead and Phil sees almost all of it instead of just half. He profits more from OIC tipping rather than gifting subs.

Is it really more about ego than money? Wanting to brag about more subs ?

First rule of DSP: Nearly everything is about ego.

 

[PieceofShet]

He just said he wouldnt go back to twitch even if he would get his partnership back.

The only way he would consider going back is if they have a change in leadership.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

We are going to get some gold dust as he begs for members in the run up to the Halloween "marathon"

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

Learn from the master of deception and guilt tripping.
He raised the bar too high, he failed to push slowly the goal where he wanted it and blamed the trolls (that's from the previous week)
He came 2 days ago on the end of his monday stream and guilt-tripped his audience and essentially told the "wtf are you talking about benefits from memberships. I don't code youtube".
He came in today's prestream and said that the new goal is up the roof, there's a high season coming with new great releases which will make you guys pay a membership, or else I don't know what will make you pay for memberships.
This gold is from the first 20 mins of his pre-stream today.
He already made up his mind on the possible failure of the new september goal: You the viewer.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

We are going to get some gold dust as he begs for members in the run up to the Halloween "marathon"

He'll be in rough shape two months from now.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

The only way he would consider going back is if they have a change in leadership.

That's a good, vague statement for him to fall back on. Nice weaseling, Phil.