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I like how Phil is so out of touch that he is buying the troll's bait hook line & sinker of 'but Phil, I can't use your emotes on other channels, that's why I don't buy a membership.'

Phil, no one used your emotes on other channels on Twitch. You are a fucking pariah, and you are too delusionally unself-aware to ever not be one.
 
I've never heard of anyone who lives an house/apartment with regular trash removal services even ever having to go to the dump. I live in a different part of the country but is that something thats common in Washington? I seriously can't imagine a scenario where I would ever have to go to the dump. Maybe for like large appliances or furniture I could maybe see but my city takes basically anything you set at the curb on trash day.

Does anyone here regularly have to go to the dump like phil?
 
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I like how Phil is so out of touch that he is buying the troll's bait hook line & sinker of 'but Phil, I can't use your emotes on other channels, that's why I don't buy a membership.'

Phil, no one used your emotes on other channels on Twitch. You are a fucking pariah, and you are too delusionally unself-aware to ever not be one.
Whenever someone gifted a sub from his channel, I'd ironically use them on streams of ppl in the know, fgc related,. Fun shit, always sparked nice comments
 
I've never heard of anyone who lives an house/apartment with regular trash removal services even ever having to go to the dump. I live in a different part of the country but is that something thats common in Washington? I seriously can't imagine a scenario where I would ever have to go to the dump. Maybe for like large appliances or furniture I could maybe see but my city takes basically anything you set at the curb on trash day.

Does anyone here regularly have to go to the dump like phil?
This is his trash collection schedule:

 
I've never heard of anyone who lives an house/apartment with regular trash removal services even ever having to go to the dump. I live in a different part of the country but is that something thats common in Washington? I seriously can't imagine a scenario where I would ever have to go to the dump. Maybe for like large appliances or furniture I could maybe see but my city takes basically anything you set at the curb on trash day.

Does anyone here regularly have to go to the dump like phil?
In some places, you will be given a single trash container that will be picked up by a semi-automated truck, which will empty that container and absolutely nothing else (it's like that where I live now). This is done as a cost savings for the city/township, as these trucks just have a driver, and no trash men that ride alongside it.
I'm pretty sure I recall Phil saying they only get a single container. That said, for a two person household, there really shouldn't be that much trash that they need to go to the dump often. I live in a larger household than Phil (powerlevel!), and the only time we ever need to go to the dump is when we have yard debris building up, but I that's something Phil doesn't have to deal with in his kahndo, as far as I know.
I will concede that litter can build up real quick, even with just one cat. But I'm thinking this "massive dump run" Phil is complaining about was probably just a case of them throwing out a bunch of old shit they don't need to make room for new shit they don't need.
 
TBF, Phil does have garbage discoverability. Honestly, leaving Twitch for YouTube was a huge mistake for Phil.
That's because Phil's a lazy faggot that treats his YT channel like a dumping ground instead of an avenue to funnel new viewers to his livestream.

EDIT: Is there something wrong on my end or is the quote/reply feature missing for half the posts in this thread?
That said, for a two person household, there really shouldn't be that much trash that they need to go to the dump often.
There will be if they eat every single meal off of paper plates.
 
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There's people on my street that have 5-6 people living in their homes, and they're fine with the one bin. Granted we also get two extra containers for recyclables, but there's very few homes, if any at all, that have more than that. Something is up with the pigpen if the trash is that bad, and phil is the only person I know of that needs a dedicated bin for cat shit.
 
Can he even get back into the affiliate program after he went scorched earth and talked about things such as bits having monetary value and revealing other aspects of what he was making on twitch when he first lost the partnership? Then there was all the accusations of twitch breaking the law. Will they really let him back in after everything he's said about twitch during the past few months?
That's next season's arc, don't leak the writer's notes on the script.
 
Wha
What the fuck is this?
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Did one of his dentheads makes this? "very famous" "many youngsters now see him as an inspiration" "net worth of 1-5m" It's like peering into an alternate reality.

what kind of masturbatorial garbage is this? And why is it so obsessed with his “dating life”.

also a millionaire? Being GENEROUS with those factoids. Has to be the work of (redacted)
 
Dave has been complaining about not reaching the membership goals but he does have some other ways he could reach his goals like Devouring with the Pig or the Begathons. But before I get into that let's break down why he isn't getting more memberships. When he was on Twitch he had the subs goal where he did an "event" for the following month. This was a clear incentive for people to sub to him or gift him because they got something out of it besides a dumb pop-up. Also the fact that most people had Prime made it easier since they didn't have to really spend. So in the eyes of the fans, it was not really wasting money because the main reason to have Amazon Prime is probably to watch videos and of course the shipping, Twitch Prime is just a bonus with no drawbacks. So the Prime Subbers had no reason not to sub to Dave since it was free.

Now the gifted subs is a different story but still similar. First, gifted subbers probably want to meet the goal so they could see the "event" happen at the end of the month. Second, it was a way to stick it to the trolls that Dave was meeting his sub goals, therefore boosting Dave's feelings. This led to Dave praising and sucking off those who gave those gifted subs. Hence OIC, KingTut, and the other idiots who gifted subs getting all giddy and gay when Dave acknowledged them for their contributions.

Now his transition to YouTube caused some issues since YouTube doesn't have a gifted membership option nor a free way to give a membership like Prime. Thus, his Prime subs are gone for that reason, a few maybe paid for memberships but I would say most didn't. Also the gifted subbers stop giving since no gifting option is on YouTube.

But wait couldn't the gifted subbers give Dave the money that they would gift subs on Twitch through PayPal or Superchats? After all, if they love Dave and his content they would just tip him right? Well, no they don't care for Dave. One reason they gifted subs was because there was a goal where an event would happen which incentivized them to gift, plus it would stick it to the trolls. Second reason is that they paid through Twitch, so Dave never had access to their personal info. Thus, PayPal would be off the table since that allowed Dave to potentially doxx them. And with Superchats there is no goal or incentive except a dumb shoutout. And Dave gives little respect to Superchatters so why would the former gift subbers pay through Superchats since there is no reward. So the former gift subbers have no reason to give Dave money since PayPal is doxxing yourself and Superchats give them no reward. On top of that, it is a pain to make multiple accounts, especially to make hundreds just to give him memberships.

The solution Dave could do is simple. Either remove the membership goal or have the membership goal be for making a "Feasting with the Goutlord" or a "DSP Sucks It" video. Then make a Superchats goal, where if he reached $420 with Superchats that month he would do a Begathon. And if he reached beyond that, say $666, he would do a "Viewers Choice" stream or some other dumb viewer related stream. And when the month is over just reset that amount and start over again. And if he is scared that his viewers will stop giving Superchats after the goal then fuck the $150 tips hat vest goal and make it that if they reach $75 in Superchats then he would put the vest on for that stream. But leave $75 in tips for the glasses and hat only. So even if you reach the monthly Superchat goal, the daily vest goal for Superchats will entice people to give Superchats every stream. But hey that is just my thoughts on this and I doubt Dave would take any of this into consideration since he values tips more than anything. So Stop treating Superchats like shit, and start giving goals for Superchats. Relying just on memberships is dumb since no gifting memberships exist and tipping scares people because of doxxing. Superchats could save his dumb streams.
 
The Vest is behind a $150 paywall holy shit

"I'm going to be honest here, okay? Because you know I'm a honest guy. I REALLY WANTED to wear that platinum vest tonight, really I did! But I guess you guys didn't want to see it all that much, because support has been so slow tonight. I don't know what's going on! But it is what it is, I guess. *snort*"
 
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