The Great Twitter Meltdown of 2021 - Emulator creator Byuu bullied to death by HateSpeech™ forum, Twitter takes up arms (Still No Death Report)

[Pixy]

So he went from just talking to the police to having a a face-to-face conversation with them?

That wasn't very covid-safe of him.

 

[Creepuscular]

I wonder if State released this early so motherfuckers would stop calling them.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

I wonder if State released this early so motherfuckers would stop calling them.

Well, if so they have another six months of that coming thanks to Hector.

 

[Staffy]

The next question is will Null will be able to pull swift retribution against Byuu or at least Dreamhost for dumbly following a fake suicide?

 

[Imago]

One thing that does interest me is still "why THAT date?"

What if Byuu was in some kind of legal trouble. The kind of trouble where you don't get internet for a while. He might have feared we would find out and update his thread with all the horrifying details; Like we did with Snakething.

So as a distraction from his legal problems he fakes his own death to own the Kiwis. It's a stupid plan, but exactly what a lolcow would do. Is there any way to check arrest records in the area he was in? Do we even know if he was still in Japan at that point?

 

[Synthwave Obsessed]

This is totally an unlikely scenario that's literally not gonna happen. But fuck it, I'm gonna share some kind of schizo posting turbo tin foil hat 'tism theory.

I think everyone here relates to knowing that one special kid in school, who always got relentlessly bullied. After Jared beats them up for lunch money, again, they go home and reflect on how mad at the world they are. They weigh their options on how to get the ultimate revenge on the world. Their options are shoot up the school or pretend they killed themselves. So they pretend to kill themselves because it's no effort and people will totally feel bad, which is worse than if they are dead and can't feel guilt. Everyone is confused, a lot of people post RIPs. There are some jeers, but the bullied kid got their asspats and that's retribution enough. "Haha, yes. They felt guilt! Actions have consequences!"

They might skip school for a day or two until mommy forces them to stop being a retard and begrudgingly go to school. After they show up to school, everyone questions it with various what the fuck?-s. And the kid is scared, because they've been caught with their pants down. "Shit. Shit. Shit. What to do. Wait. I got it!" In a big-brained moment, they respond with, "I got hacked. That wasn't me. I was sick on Monday and Tuesday." In the end, this makes the dumbass kid get bullied more, but they will probably try this same trick on a future ex... or three.

With all of the times I've seen people pretend to rope themselves, I think it would be funny if Byuu actually got hacked and someone is LARPing. Totally super duper impossible, but we're living in the same timeline as some ween thinking they are the ultimate troll by getting Chris-chan to fuck his mom.

This is not a super serious theory. It's just a silly thought. Byuu's alleged "death" is 100% a gayop and Marcan is fat. Thus, I wouldn't have sex with him. It's funny how quick he is to block people on Twitter.

Holy shit, I can't believe you guys actually found proof that he didn't kill himself halfway across the fucking world. I know Null doesn't talk to journos but he should give an interview right now where he dunks on everyone.

Nool should be on vacation until the 7th so he probably won't respond before then. On the first day of vacation, Kiwi Farms went down for a few hours. On the second day of vacation, Spaz and the Reddit admins bend the knee to the power trannies 6 days after telling them to fuck off. Then, at the end of the second day, we are blessed with the knowledge that Byuu didn't kill himself.

What's next on the third day? Can we expect 3 beautiful gifts tomorrow?

 

[Desu Mountain]

Does this change the stats from 41% to just 40%?

 

[Joe Swanson]

Wow guise, Byuu identifies as dead, stop being bigoted against trans-life people

 

[Bunny Tracks]

InB4 @Wayne Beckett makes up some bullshit excuse to try, and cover his lying ass.

 

[Blamo]

U.S. Citizen Deaths Overseas

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travel.state.gov

we got an update
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cant archive, but nothing for late june

Thanks Bureaucrat Gang.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Honestly, I'm surprised more people don't do this kind of thing to the forum. Retards on twitter will believe literally anything. I'm sure many of them even believe Hector's incredibly weak double down.

Oh, but that's what really illustrates what pathetic garbage these people are: if they did this kind of thing to the forum they would have to actually leave the internet, and not only would none of these egotistical fucks ever actually dream of killing themselves and depriving the world of their greatness, but the vast majority would never even dream of logging off and depriving the internet of their greatness. Otherwise chances are they wouldn't have a thread here to begin with.

That's why Byuu qualifies as a hero. He's not someone who was willing to give up his life, he was just willing to give up his online persona. That's the level of self sacrifice that makes a person a champion to the anti-KF crowd, and the fact Byuu is the only one who's ever even done THAT stands as testament to the kind of coddled faggots we're dealing with.

 

[Activelo]

He's totally not reading the thread, guys! He's definitely not going to lie low because he got exposed for lying!

Updated archive
Side note, he locked the replies after only one reply calling him out lol

 

[Cherenkovblue]

So since we're reversed our K/D ratio, does that mean the Kiwi Farms has canonically brought a man back to life?

I'm pretty sure religions have been founded over less.

I got dibs on being an Apostle.

 

[Buster]

All I've seen so far is people doubling down. They seem more concerned with being right than with byuu potentially still being alive.
Personally, I'd be happier if a person didn't die, but I guess I'm weird now.

 

[Joe Swanson]

He's totally not reading the thread, guys! He's definitely not going to lie low because he got exposed for lying!
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Updated archive
Side note, he locked the replies after only one reply calling him out lol
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He's really that terminally online enough that he can't even stay off Twitter more then a couple hours after promising to stay away for a long time

 

[Cherenkovblue]

And by no surprise, Byuu is officially still alive and has, in fact, faked his own death. Cope, Seethe, and Dilate, trannies and zoophiles.

You forgot "...and join the 41%".

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Inb4 "Evil Kiwies used Satanic Sacrificial Rituals to Ressurect Near to try and prove me wrong!"

 

[Decoy St. Chum]

This is the greatest fake death of All Time
Can't wait for the

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Personally, I'd be happier if a person didn't die, but I guess I'm weird now.

That's because you're ignoring the greater good of The Cause™.

 

[Pinochet Was Right]

Hey Dave "byuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~" Transginderqueer, we know you're reading this, the jig is up. Get back to work and move to N64 emulation, I'm done having to deal with glitchy plugins originally developed for defunct 90s video cards.