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Phil loves Psychonauts 2 because it is another easy game designed for children and young teens. Phil has devolved to the point where any game with any semblance of challenge is a detractor game and that the game devs don’t know what they are doing!!!
It is really quite remarkable to see this rapid decline. I assume at this rate, within the next 5 years Phil will be reduced to playing alphabet and basic math educational games for 1st graders.

Imagine Phil hyping “Safari Math”. His wheelchairs would love it.
 
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I just sat down after a 13 hour day to see that the Karls have been unleashed and are having a field day. Then I was passed the updated Foreclosure process and laughed. Good start to the night let's see what happens tonight.
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Oh my God where is the update on the Foreclosure and how can I inject it directly into my vains?
 
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I wouldn't be surprised at all if he reached 260 subs, and then it drops down before the end of the month and he goes back and is like
"Well guys, sadly we can't do the marathon, it sucks! We reached the goal, but then no one resubbed so dropped below, and I can't do the marathon unless we're at 260!"
 
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He’s obsessed with this boon he got being horrible because it requires him to affect every enemy in the room with chill, ignoring boss and mini boss fights usually having few enemies

he’s also obsessed with blowing all his coins at Charon, idk how meta that is. Pretty early on I started passing up on his shop, maybe buying one thing, I’d just rather save up for stuff at the end of the map or to buy a revive late game. Phil has repeatedly been short on funds at the end of the game for both things lol
 
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Phil loves Psychonauts 2 because it is another easy game designed for children and young teens. Phil has devolved to the point where any game with any semblance of challenge is a detractor game and that the game devs don’t know what they are doing!!!
It is really quite remarkable to see this rapid decline. I assume at this rate, within the next 5 years Phil will be reduced to playing alphabet and basic math educational games for 1st graders.

Imagine Phil hyping “Safari Math”. His wheelchairs would love it.
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DSP becomes his own wheelchair.
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink said:
He’s obsessed with this boon he got being horrible because it requires him to affect every enemy in the room with chill, ignoring boss and mini boss fights usually having few enemies

he’s also obsessed with blowing all his coins at Charon, idk how meta that is. Pretty early on I started passing up on his shop, maybe buying one thing, I’d just rather save up for stuff at the end of the map or to buy a revive late game. Phil has repeatedly been short on funds at the end of the game for both things lol
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He just sold Doom because it "wasn't helping his build" :lit:
 
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I was scared Phil wasn’t gonna lost a life at the hydra, but luckily my man didn’t let me down and he dashed into two different projectiles(he literally went forward and backward into them) fucking incredible.

this game is really exposing how bad he is, chat handholding got him to hades fast, but now he just keeps losing lives in fucking normal rooms or to the easiest bosses, it’s insane


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He just sold Doom because it "wasn't helping his build" :lit:
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Fucking mental, his build was doing decent damage, selling a normal attack boon that late is so dumb. He could have the best build in the game and it won’t help him when he keeps face tanking damage.

hopefully that fag patroclus doesn’t give him all his revives back

and like I just said he has no money and can’t buy a new death defiance lmao.

also fuck him, someone told him that decay boon is good for bosses and he’s like “yeah I guess, but not for thag hydra boss when all the heads spawn” Phil…you can’t hurt the main head anyway when the other heads spawn…
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink said:
I was scared Phil wasn’t gonna lost a life at the hydra, but luckily my man didn’t let me down and he dashed into two different projectiles(he literally went forward and backward into them) fucking incredible.

this game is really exposing how bad he is, chat handholding got him to hades fast, but now he just keeps losing lives in fucking normal rooms or to the easiest bosses, it’s insane



Fucking mental, his build was doing decent damage, selling a normal attack boon that late is so dumb. He could have the best build in the game and it won’t help him when he keeps face tanking damage.

hopefully that fag patroclus doesn’t give him all his revives back
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Since Phil and his army of wheelchairs lurk is these parts, here's a piece of advice: Doom as an attack or special is pretty OP. Thanks for laughs dummies.
 
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