Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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You want to know why you feel universally hated? Because you're a self righteous harpy who gets offended over the most trivial of things that don't fit your prudish and self centered view of what is acceptable. You can block people and maintain an echo-chamber in an online space, but in the real world people see you as what you really are, an egoistical, irritating cunt. I'm glad you're aware that people hate you, because you don't deserve an iota of respect.

This bitch and Dobson are made for each other.
And wouldn't you know it, this person is a transsexual... I like to think of that person as some sort of Wu-knock-off.

Also, in order to be liked, there has been a fairly useful and reliable strategy:
Don't act like a preachy holier-than-thou no-fun-allowed asshole.
 
It just struck me that Dobson has a really similar way of enjoying media as Chris. Chris is famous for projecting all kinds of kooky interpretations into shows/movies he likes to make it match his sense of humor, usually on a really base "cartoon characters have a fun time!" level. So even if it goes over his head entirely, he sort of pretends to enjoy "adult" stuff while still liking it for really immature reasons. Dobson strikes me as doing the same thing, only he's a little bitch about it and default hates stuff instead of default loving it (unless it involves sexy ladiez and is Tumblr approved).

Totally overthinking this, but it occurred to me when remembering that Korrasami wheelchair thing. His sense of humor really is like a little kid's.
 

Great, Dobson retweeting more anti-Kojima shit when he has clearly never played any Metal Gear games. Why does Dobson care about what Kojima does or doesn't explain? All he cares about is one character's default clothing.

Kojima explaining everything from Vamp's running on water, to immortality, to Raiden bleeding cum as "nanomachines" was unnecessary. But he just thinks he's so cool finding someone posting that Kojima's a hack.
 
Great, Dobson retweeting more anti-Kojima shit when he has clearly never played any Metal Gear games. Why does Dobson care about what Kojima does or doesn't explain? All he cares about is one character's default clothing.

Kojima explaining everything from Vamp's running on water, to immortality, to Raiden bleeding cum as "nanomachines" was unnecessary. But he just thinks he's so cool finding someone posting that Kojima's a hack.
In a way, I think the backlash that his tweets earn him makes him feel validated and above all relevant. He's only ever getting any responses when he posts images or when he vomits his inane opinions about shit he has no understanding of onto twitter.
 
Dobson just got super-triggered, you guys.


And what caused him to be so upset?


Just look at how horrible this is. Oh the horror. Humanity is doomed. /deadpan

Oh, and this shit.

 
Looking at the cast, Peter Dinklage is going to play the Mighty Eagle.

This gives me at least a small glimmer of interest...
Watching the trailer, it honestly doesn't even seem that bad. It's clear there was some actual effort put into this rather just a cheap cash-in.

Looking at the cast, Peter Dinklage is going to play the Mighty Eagle.

This gives me at least a small glimmer of interest...


Remember what he said about judging a movie based solely off a trailer when people pointed out how crappy Gen Zed was?
 
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How are these spergs just now learning about the Angry Birds movie? It was announced ages ago. The trailer finally appearing shouldn't be a shock at all.
Eh, movies are announced all the time. It's when there's an actual trailer that you know the movie's actually coming out.

But yeah, sperging out over it is still pretty stupid.
 
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