"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 227 36.4%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 397 63.6%

  • Total voters
    624
Jim isn't really funny on his own, he just reads stuff already written on this website, or lolcow, 4chan, or reddit. In his latest stream when he was making fun of Mersh it seemed like he was just reading thread names from the Mersh subreddit.

His content is not funny when it's not already written out for him, like his secret weatherman streams where he just reads superchats and says 4chan memes outloud.
Jim = Internet Friend Simulator
Many people think Jim is really funny. Some people, not so much. But I think we can all agree reading KF threads on stream does not make you a comedian.
Lot of strange people in this thread.
Politics Jim is pretty boring to me, but I dearly miss his ability to aggregate and highlight internet tards or escalate stupid drama. It pains me to think about what might have been were he here for that recent Chaggot arc.
God I hope he’s back.
Modern politics is worse than boring. It’s a waste of valuable time, a distraction from things that matter. However I wouldn’t really classify the recent stream as political. Not every serious topic counts as politics. Are the subjects he covers politicized? Absolutely. But so is everything else these days. Laughing at lolcows on the Internet is no exception.
 
lol at Jim living in February 2020 with Covid, still talking about "nothingburgers" and "sides switched! makes u think!" as if anyone cares. Just take the L and admit you were baited by the MSM (stories about woke libs saying to hug a Chinese designed to inspire hostile overreaction and doomer hysteria from people who would normally be more suspicious of govt power grabs) for an embarrassingly long time because you're not as smart as you think you are.
what the fuck is this revisionist history bullshit? I remember Jim making weekly streams about corona chan, telling its a serious disease while playing it for laughs. and at the same time he also laughed at how draconian the measures the govt. took to trying to curb it. I remember that many of the skeptics (are they called lotus eaters now?) are making contra-streams saying it as a nothing burger , like a normal flu is worse than corona. I took it seriously during the Jim's huocha arc stream, and also was able to flip some face masks for a tidy profit because of his tip on where to get masks.
 
Jim helped convince people to stock up on supplies and start prepping for several months of quarantine in lieu of the waves of deaths and economic fall out that would follow it. He greatly overstated the dangerousness and hyped up a disease that has overwhelmingly killed the elderly. I think 5% chance of death for ages 65 and up is the figure. His only super accurate take at this time was that the disease most likely came from China and that the UN helped sweep it up. It's wasn't the flu, but it certainly wasn't the plague he and others made it out to be.
 
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Jim helped convince people to stock up on supplies and start prepping for several months of quarantine in lieu of the waves of deaths and economic fall out that would follow it. He greatly overstated the dangerousness and hyped up a disease that has overwhelmingly killed the elderly. I think 5% chance of death for ages 65 and up is the figure. His only super accurate take at this time was that the disease most likely came from China and that the UN helped sweep it up. It's wasn't the flu, but it certainly wasn't the plague he and others made it out to be.
Well, to be fair, who wouldn't get hyped up? It was like a literal game of Plague Inc. playing in real life and watching it unfold.

I literally clapped when the last country on earth finally got a confirmed case of the coof. it was very cathartic.
 
Jim isn't really funny on his own, he just reads stuff already written on this website, or lolcow, 4chan, or reddit. In his latest stream when he was making fun of Mersh it seemed like he was just reading thread names from the Mersh subreddit.

His content is not funny when it's not already written out for him, like his secret weatherman streams where he just reads superchats and says 4chan memes outloud.
Jim = Internet Friend Simulator
Nah, his off the cuff stuff is generally entertaining as well. Some of his best content involves him roasting some tard with little to no prep work, like when he discovered Ross.

He's at his weakest when he's playing to the crowd, because his core fanbase is composed of meme-regurgitating dullards. Things definitely started to go downhill after he started a Patreon, because that's when he began to force himself to do shit because he felt obligated to and not because he wanted.

And whoever invented superberries should be broken on the wheel, they only serve to destroy any flow or entertainment value a stream might have had and turn it into a stream-of-consciousness mantra borefest.
 
Well, to be fair, who wouldn't get hyped up? It was like a literal game of Plague Inc. playing in real life and watching it unfold.

I literally clapped when the last country on earth finally got a confirmed case of the coof. it was very cathartic.
You need to take a healthy dose of time away from the internet- yes, even your mobile; if you literally clapped because real life was emulating a video game.
 
Well, to be fair, who wouldn't get hyped up? It was like a literal game of Plague Inc. playing in real life and watching it unfold.

I literally clapped when the last country on earth finally got a confirmed case of the coof. it was very cathartic.
COVID-19 got me so hyped up, when I'm watching the news it's literally like playing a game of Plague Inc. in REAL LIFE! Is anyone else excited to see how this unfolds? I literally heckin' clapped when the last uninfected country in the world got the coof. Oooooohhhh I'm coofing!
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Oh fuck yeah, Austrailia introduced an app to track everyone with geotracker and require the person to take selfie when the government text you to see if you are violating quarantine restriction or if you are out of your city.

Not just a day after, my country is already talking about adapting Austrialia's method. We're going full 1984 boys!! It'm absolutely cathartic over this thing. I'm coofing!!!
 
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