Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

[Ged!]

The last person who attempted to masturbate to Hila Klein was Connor Murphy mid-Ayhusca binge schizo mode, and even he swapped out her picture for Ethan because "he's genuinely less off-putting to look at"

The scary thing is I don't even know if you're fucking around or not.

 

[AssignedEva]

The scary thing is I don't even know if you're fucking around or not.

Here you go

I can archive it here. I assume since it's onlyfans and literal porn it should be privated, too?

Spoiler: NSFW - seriously

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Imagine having an upstanding son who's in school, athletically gifted, physically fit, with his whole life ahead of him. And then that "whole life ahead of him" turns out to be fucking pocket pussies in your basement while listening to goat noises and eating his own cum, and putting it all out on the internet for everyone to see. Gotta feel for his parents, man.

Thinking about it, now Connor Murphy's calmed down a bit but is still kinda schizo, Ethan could consider having him on as the new Frenemies co-host. It would guarantee some insane content and fit with Ethan bringing on the mentally ill for clicks. Although he won't, because Ethan wouldn't be able to play tard-wrangler to that much of a loose cannon.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

The last person who attempted to masturbate to Hila Klein was Connor Murphy mid-Ayhusca binge schizo mode, and even he swapped out her picture for Ethan because "he's genuinely less off-putting to look at"

To be fair, Connor Murphy seems like the kind of person who would masturbate towards anything due to the aftereffects of taking too many steroids. Him doing it to Ethan’s picture just sounds like an excuse to do it for attention.

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

To be fair, Connor Murphy seems like the kind of person who would masturbate towards anything due to the aftereffects of taking too many steroids. Him doing it to Ethan’s picture just sounds like an excuse to do it for attention.

Oddly appropriate, given Klein constantly uses outrage culture as an excuse to attack other content creators for attention.

 

[Hotel in Minsk]

Ethan and Hila are seething that Joe Rogan didn't die of COVID alone and on a ventilator for daring to say that if you are young, healthy, and in good shape then you probably don't necessarily need to take the vax.

To clarify, in this clip Hila's bitching that Rogan tested negative for COVID but is still outside shooting arrows on his massive property. He posts clips of him shooting arrows back there constantly, he has tons of space and targets set up on his ranch. In the clip of him they're commenting on Joe specifies that he's gone out of his way to quarantine from his family and has cancelled his upcoming shows with Dave Chappelle. These two are not satisfied.

They can't believe that he's not living his life exactly as they'd like him too, this clip is short but their whole coverage of him is bizarre. They also repeatedly make comments like you hear at the end regarding how big his house is and how he's so lucky to be a millionaire while showing zero self awareness.

"I think he's supposed to quarantine though "

"He did say he quarantined from his family though"

*seething*" For how long he's supposed to still be quarantined." (This is after testing negative).

 

[Dr. Pasquale]

Ethan should stop bitching about Rogan and quarantine himself from McDonalds and e-thots

 

[BlueSpark]

They thirst for Goygan's shekels, their Jew instincts tearing them apart internally.
Hila is such a bitter hag lmao and lol at their minions trying to appease them with pathetic jabs at Rogan.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Only reason Ethan and Hila are pissed at Joe is because his podcast is more popular and actually listenable with the younger generation than two people who still wear children’s clothing.

 

[SandyCat]

It's surreal watching his podcast turn into a huge echo chamber over the years. His earlier stuff was mostly Ethan and occasionally Hila talking, then slowly over the course of years his employees started inserting themselves more into conversations and started fluffing his ego

In some of the podcasts you can hear them hysterically laughing in the background when ever Ethan makes a dumb joke or some "sick burn" against Keemstar or someone else he hates and they all readily agree with him on just about everything.

 

[Dr. Pasquale]

In some of the podcasts you can hear them hysterically laughing in the background when ever Ethan makes a dumb joke or some "sick burn" against Keemstar or someone else he hates and they all readily agree with him on just about everything.

It's been like that ever since before the first Gokunaru video. Whenever Ethan would say anything he'd look at them for validation and it was always there because you gotta please the boss man.

I think this has contributed in some part to ruining Ethan's psyche and thought process. He's a dumb fatso with shallow twitter politics, yet years of adoration by his employees have conditioned him into thinking that the stuff he mouths off every week is insightful and witty.

Its the same shit with these fucking LA comedians podcasts or even modern Howard Stern. Niggas get paid to laugh and praise their asses so they start believing the lie.

 

[Miller]

"That stupid goy motherfucker has a bigger Barbie mansion than ours, can you imagine that, Hila?!"

 

[Tepes Thot]

That clip shows Hila is as insane and out of touch as her talking pet blimp. You could hear her about to work herself into whinnies at the thought of Joe recovering.
I won’t even touch how full of shit they are about his mansion.

What a sick pack of grease ghouls.

 

[Berrakh]

I remember waiting on the boss at a part time job. But these people seem to enjoy doing it.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Ethan clearly has penis envy when it comes to Joe Rogan.

Rogan is an infinitely more successful/more talented podcaster, a better entertainer, a smarter and more articulate individual (despite being stoned half of the time lol), and a richer man. Rogan is fit and healthy, too ... All of the things that Ethan is not. Ethan is on his way to becoming a has-been, and Joe Rogan's career is still super successful and popular among all age groups.

The old concept of "living your best life as revenge" is real. Ethan and Hila are just seething over his recovery and his perpetual success. They look like miserable, spiteful a-holes.

Anyone who remains to be fans of Ethan and Hila need to get their heads examined. They have shit taste and are probably miserable and spiteful people, too.

PS- Joe Rogan also was more successful at making Steven Crowder look bad, too. LOL. So much so, in fact, that Crowder has been on record stating that he fucked up that interview and that he completely had his mind changed about the legalization of weed, so ... Suck on that too, Ethan.

 

[Spatula]

Ethan Klein is the type of guy that masturbates while wearing womens clothing.
Screencap this.

 

[ProtoParrot]

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[vulg]

the face of impotent rage

you should smile more ethan

 

[SilenceIsViolence]

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[Dr. Pasquale]

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Whitney Cummings is trying so hard to be funny she now dresses as a retarded toddler, very insensitive

 

[PeggieBigCock]

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I can smell the chemical sealant and cocaine she tones her face with through my screen