DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Kaisaku Duze]

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Phil would use his behelit to sacrifice his entire chat in a heartbeat, but end up as that shitty snail apostle instead.

 

[gin_nose]

WTF he got SO uncomfortable and started babbling saying nonsense like this being like saw, he can see a variable frame rate thats a hybrid frame rate as soon as female breasts appeared on the screen, he couldn't even look in the direction of his TV.

I don't think he's repressing any homosexual feelings I think he's just mentally regressing to a child who thinks girls are icky and have cooties...kinda fte the rest of this personalit.

While repreessed homosexual feelings is likely a contributing factor, I think all this prude behavior is 100% due to Kat. She seems incredibly jealous based on the few times weve seen her with Phil. His major change against waifus and scantily clad women all started when she moved in. (In addition to him all of a sudden being against calling everyone mentally ill).

While you would think being jealous means she genuinely cares for Phil, I have seen some jealous people who barely give a fuck about their partner, so the basically a roommate theory is still in tact imo.

Phil has an IQ in the 80ies, and mentally he’s stuck in his late teens 16-18 years old.

(When it comes to think like sex it’s more like 12-14 years old. Ma’ and Pa’ Burnell did a real number on him there!)

And I’m entirely serious, it’s not a mocking post or trying to make phun of Phil.

Just go back to the earliest videos of him we have, where you see the exact same language, phrases, movements, etc.

This is a man who hasn’t developed mentally for over two decades. At some level I think he’s aware of it, which is why he’s always emphasized how mahture and ahdult he is.

I agree, his IQ has to be under 100. Which begs the question, HOW did he become valedictorian of any high school. I dont care that it was some sports factory school, he is still barely above retarded, it makes no sense.

I personally never believed the valedictorian story but supposedly someone on KF called the school and validated it. However it wouldnt be the first time one of his wheelchairs made an account here and made up some bullshit to make him look good. I havent gone back to check who claimed to valiidate it with the school, but for example if it was someone like Froggah then that might explain a lot.

Until I see some real proof and not just some random persons word for it, I dont believe the valedictorian story. Major X. it makes zero sense.

 

[Brother Wind]

Funny story that might entertain Nigel, because I don't know how to tag people. But, my youtube autoplayed some detractor clip of Phil talking about his ear infection. And two things tickled me. One, he talked about his ear infection being the worst pain he's ever felt in his life. He swears that's true. So, the reason I'm bringing up Nigel, is that well, apparently when he got in a car accident and got his face burned, was less than an ear infection. I've had ear problems. They are the fucking pits. But, hardly the worst pain I've had in my life. So X to doubt on it being worse than having your face burned.

The other thing, is he banned Snowkarl during that. Said he was never coming back.

I fucking love that this man has everything documented, so we can just point and go "wow, that was lie wasn't it."

 

[50 bit bitch]

Here’s something for comparison with DSP:

https://m.youtube.com/c/THEMURDERSHOW/videos

Notice how:

*The guy’s streams and videos are actually entertaining.

*Respectful and nice towards his audience.

*Basically only plays shooters, primarily CoD. Doesn’t need gimmicks or “Da hardcore gaming season” to get thousands of viewers.

*You get fun reactions that never veer into “Nothin’ I could do! This game is shiat!”

*No fucking begging! The guy doesn’t even mention tipping but gets them anyways.

*At one point he gets a $20 tip, is extremely gracious and goes: “May be all be blessed like this in these troubled times!” (When was the last time Phil said anything similar on his pahsitive and chill streams?)

More importantly; that guy just uploads his entire stream with chat, like most YT streamers do

You'd think DSP would take the path of least resistance and do this too since A) He's lazy and B) It's less spam on his already cluttered channel

But nah, he needs that ad revenue and mid-stream begments to remain off his channel, so wheelchairs get to enjoy out of order videos and auto thumbnails when they subscribe

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil also prefers to not have his chat visible or recorded on YT.

In the past, he and some of the Hate Army were caught out by how easily we could comb through chat logs on Twitch. Phil often says things in his chat (especially during his E3 coverage) that he would prefer not to have later documented. By removing the chats himself, he at least forces it to detractors to document and then can chalk it up to our conspiracy theories. He has also used it in the past to protect mods and paypigs who say stupid things that allow us to more easily track info for doxing, or, especially relevant now, slip ups for which sock accounts belong to who. OiC has probably slipped up plenty of times, but unless you saw it in the chat at the time, it's going to be difficult to pin down after. It also allows him to control the narrative for the YT audience, because he can paraphrase and twist things are said in chat, but they can't see the chat to know what he did.

This is efficiency was also an issue when we were scraping the auto closed captioning from his YT uploads, prompting Mr. Accessibility to try and disable the auto-caption feature because we were finding patterns too quickly by searching the text. I guess SBM didn't care about that because he isn't deaf, and fuck deaf people - the lesser cripples.

If Phil can take a few seconds to make it harder for us to follow his tracks, he might actually do it. Like, say, begging Scopely for a name change...

 

[David Davidson]

Posting this over here from twitter. https://twitter.com/DetectiveSyde/status/1434201743236104200
Detective Dave fixed pigpiggo.net and videos up until 9/2 are currently available and word searchable.

 

[The Black Prince]

Phil also doesnt want his chat on his gameplay videos because he straight up lies. I remember when he was playing Divinity a few months ago. He was auguring with someone about the game and said that his whole chat was telling him to drop the game. That was a straight up lie. Most people in chat were enjoying the game and almost no one said to drop it. But he was insisting his whole chat was yelling at him to drop it. In his dumb mind, since his video archives dont have chat he can just always point back to those videos and say he droped the game cause chat told him too. He does stuff like this all the time.

 

[Lady Adjani]

Phil also doesnt want his chat on his gameplay videos because he straight up lies. I remember when he was playing Divinity a few months ago. He was auguring with someone about the game and said that his whole chat was telling him to drop the game. That was a straight up lie. Most people in chat were enjoying the game and almost no one said to drop it. But he was insisting his whole chat was yelling at him to drop it. In his dumb mind, since his video archives dont have chat he can just always point back to those videos and say he droped the game cause chat told him too. He does stuff like this all the time.

Same with how he refuses to play fighting games with button inputs displayed on screen, he's trying to spin a narrative and won't let anything get in the way of his lies.

 

[Sugar Puppet]

TRIPLE fat ebeggar lolcow crossover

huge wall of pictures.

Is this the origin story of the lolcow version of The Avengers?

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

It's all about Phil, Tropi Karl. What an idiot.

Phil is still crying about the whole membership disaster. (It's Youtube's fault!)
But:

 

[Iron Hamster]

"Suppose to be a safe space"

 

[Shes at the Jim's]

Same with how he refuses to play fighting games with button inputs displayed on screen, he's trying to spin a narrative and won't let anything get in the way of his lies.

Or the kill cams on COD, he doesn't want proof of how bad he is, he needs the copium always

 

[Fapcop]

Oh my god! The idiot banned Snowkarl?!

This should be a fun one with chat rioting and keep asking about him.

I have a feeling DSP will end up being super salty (despite the 50$ “anonymous tip” he started off with) put down the controller and go on a banning spree!

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

Don't worry, like all stupid paypigs, snowkuck will come back groveling to Phil, and then continue his escapades as the "edgy viewer" while spoonfeeding the pig money like he always does.

 

[Fapcop]

I agree, his IQ has to be under 100. Which begs the question, HOW did he become valedictorian of any high school. I dont care that it was some sports factory school, he is still barely above retarded, it makes no sense.

Sorry man, but he was the valedictorian.
Some guy reached out and got it confirmed.

As to how? Phil grew up in the shitty ghetto part of town. Now imagine a high school where a third of the student body are Hispanic immigrant kids, many of whom don’t speak fluent English.

Imagine the other third being black kids who, no matter how intelligent, don’t want to appear “booksmart”, study or do their homework because they don’t want to get bullied by other blacks for “actin’ white n shiat”.

That’s a place where Phil, dumb as he is, could easily flow to the top, simply because he shows up, has a perfect attendance record because autism and does his homework. (Poorly.)

As I’m sure you know, the actual level of education and requirements for passing/getting A’s can be really fucking low in some American high school.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

>Complain about memberships and express that you want to grow your stream
>Always ask for suggestions on how to do so
>A stream regular and regular donor suggests doing a giveaway
>Make faces, put on a sarcastic voice while reading his suggestion, tell him he's STOOPID and his idea makes no sense
Bravo, ginbrain.

 

[Surly Muppet]

For all we know, the $50 anonymous tip is to secure the future of the next SnowKarl sock...

I want to point out, as the Farms was struggling for me earlier in the prestream, Phil ranted about doing an interview with Rich and admitted that he asks for the terms that we would call 'controlled', which Phil also insists are not him controlling the interview. Specifically, he admitted that he would want it closed, with no chat available to say nasty things or ask unfortunate questions, then, hilariously, he stated that he wants the questions 'ahead of time' so that he doesn't say something that would reveal personal information. Immediately after this, he said he was an open person who would talk about anything. But, yes, Phil expects to be able to screen questions ahead of the interview. Just keep that in mind the next time the Quartering interview is brought up - Phil controlled the questions.

His new meme is also that he will only do 'meaningful' content. This is his pussy-out maneuver. Rich wants a drama interview? No, because it isn't 'meaningful'. Phil wants to discuss intellectual topics at a high level. Something I have literally never seen him do with anything, unless it was the knowledge of human biology required that one time he explained the path of feces through his colon at length. The definition of 'meaningful', as with all his cultish weasel words, will remain forever abstract so it can be bent to fit wherever Phil needs it.

Phil is now saying that, as he suspected, the potential for new releases would pull people over from Twitch, which is why he has had so many new members turn up this month.
This weird explanation as he plays hardly any different games really leads me to believe he is pulling shenanigans with the member numbers.

EDIT: Phil again asserted that he can't say what he and Kat are doing for her birthday because he doesn't want trolls to mess it up.
An unfortunate and short-sighted excuse, propagated so that he can play a victim. Unfortunately it means he should be able to tell us all about it on Monday when trolls can't pose as the giraffes at the zoo and yell at him to get a job. Unless, of course, the real reason is that he wants to hide information that conflicts with his narratives, like it being expensive 10 days before he needs to beg for his mortgage payment.
Just say it's a personal day with your wife and stop mentioning it as bragging clout over the lonely wheelchairs.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

It's all about Phil, Tropi Karl. What an idiot.
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Who cares where snowkarl is?
Nigga, your entire fucking chat cares. Holy fuck, his denial of reality is getting more and more disturbing. Who does he think he's fooling?

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Who cares where snowkarl is?
Nigga, your entire fucking chat cares. Holy fuck, his denial of reality is getting more and more disturbing. Who does he think he's fooling?

His jealousy of fucking SNOWKARL is so fucking obvious.

This is why I don’t want Phil’s life. Someone getting slightly more attention to him when he thinks he deserves it more fucks him up for days. I never want that little control over my own emotions and composure.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

His chat is truly exceptional