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[The Silent Perjority]

@The Silent Perjority, here's posting for dummies.

Thanks man, perfect.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Seeing that photo of him with the stuffed dino toys under his arm just made me retch a little. You know his pits smell horrible. Imagine the cashier having to handle those things to ring them up after they've been doused in Kev sweat.

Kev will get a little more infamy than most. I fully suspect someday there will be a documentary on troonism and GRS -- much like the ones we see about lobotomies today. Kev might end up in one as an example of the horrible botched surgeries that quack doctors once did on the mentally ill who were conned into thinking that it was possible to change their sex.

But, no one will care that he's dead. The last time anyone will think of Kev as an individual will be when they clean out the hoarder stash of plastic toys. When his mess has been removed, there will be no reason to think of Kev. I guess if his mom and sister are still alive when he kicks the bucket, they might remember him. But, they'll dead name and misgender him every time they do it.

 

[ash9990]

Kevin got cucked by his fiancé, that Asian guy [jasmine] only started showing his full agp self after his gf left him, his Asian family also disown him. They're failed men and they know it, that's why they hide their deviance behind the label "Trans".

 

[Yellow Sink Disease]

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That weird lumpiness on his moobs is 100% from drying an overly padded bra in a dryer on high heat. Learn to take care of your shit.

You know, I think Kevin might have found the best haircut for himself. Not that it looks good in any way, it's more that it's so clearly not a woman's hairstyle and is just a weird grungy man with long hair. He ticks the "long hair gender euphoria" box but dodges the offness that comes when someone like him is actually trying to look like a woman.
People have observed before that the tranchers should give wearing wigs a go, so I photoshopped some wigs onto him.
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Kevryn should try for the top middle with the "let me speak to your manager" vibe next.

Christy Brown was born with severe cerebral palsy to impoverished immigrant parents at a time when 'disability welfare' was just whatever your family could afford and maybe what the church doled out. He became a prolific artists and writer despite only being able to control his left foot.

Stop being lazy faggots.

Apparently Christy Brown had 22 siblings and that is... too many.

I really doubt Kevin's septum piercing would be healed enough yet to be stretching it, specially considering how shit his healing seems to be anyway, being white he's unlikely to get keloid scarring but funny if he does and ends up unable to stretch his nose too.... Also wonder if her realises that his nose piercing is exactly they same thing as his amhole, will that magically turn into a vagina now too?

I was thinking that it was too soon to go up a size as well, especially if it "hurts so good" - stretching should not hurt!

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Ripley dropped by a 2nd therapist

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[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

But, you have to have a family to even be a distant memory. Kevin really believes people will be talking about Transalamander in the year 2221. He would be forgotten a week after committing toaster bath.

That's not true. Long after he's 41% himself my grandchildren will be told the fables of the transalamander and why you shouldn't live your entire life on the Internet. Much like children in the olden times were told stories about monsters so they'd stay away from the woods.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Fuckers like Kevin and Wedge are the last people who should be uttering"us" and "queers" in any context, holy shit. I'm not even rainbow and I cringe when they say it.
Otherwise because their own communities are aware of their bullshit.

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Imagine what being "flamed" by Ripperoo entails- I mean how can it possibly worse than his baseline interactions given his hair trigger ma'am temper? Maybe it's just a laser focused version? More misogynistic maybe as he probably targets female therapists?

ETA- The world may never know until one of those poor bitches signs up and spills tea.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Ripley dropped by a 2nd therapist
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As usually reading through the lines with Ripley:

Therapists may sometimes share a relevant emotion but for the most part you are there to fix yourself not be friends. Therapists don't want to be interrogated on how they feel when you're sharing your emotions, in part because they are meant to remain empathetic but objective. I also suspect the questions that Ripley asked them about relating to were weird sexual ones tbh.

 

[Easy Peasy]

Ravioli never getting to reach his final form is nearly as satisfying as wedge dancing and dancing but never getting a thread

 

[lamp shade]

Ravioli never getting to reach his final form is nearly as satisfying as wedge dancing and dancing but never getting a thread

In my opinion it’s even better. These types usually throw a temper tantrum and immediately get their way so seeing him dropped for being terrible again and again is absolutely hilarious.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Kevin Gibes is a fat nonce.

the word you're searching for is ponce

 

[Miss Misery]

Ripley dropped by a 2nd therapist
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Sounds like typical borderline behavior to me!

 

[T.E.R.F]

You gotta be a major fucking basket case to be dropped by multiple therapists. I’m sure the therapist declined to see him again in a very professional manner, and of course he childishly lashes out + thinks that’s something to brag about on the internet.

Being the most despicable person in the fucked up tranch circle. Exceptional.

 

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

Ripley dropped by a 2nd therapist
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The therapist dropped him? Or did he drop the therapist because he wasn't enabling his every whim?

 

[Pizdec]

The therapist dropped him? Or did he drop the therapist because he wasn't enabling his every whim?

Therapists can drop patients if they find them unable or, in Ripley's case, unwilling to take their advice or suggestions. Chances are it's a mix of both. Also, it's amusing to note that this was over text, not in person. It leads me to think that Ripley didn't have the nerve to tell them to fuck off in his face or even over the phone, so he texted them instead.

 

[White Baby]

'Flaming' a therapist is a great way to get them to circulate your text around the local group chat and warn every other therapist in the area off of taking you as a patient.

 

[*distant thrum*]

Well fuck me sideways with a chainsaw and call me the am hole, I can't believe that for a brief moment in time I existed within 1000 feet of the troon platoon and didn't even know it. I shudder to think if I'd been any nearer, the evil gravitational pull of the am hole could've swallowed me alive. I also can't believe they drove almost 300 miles, 600 round trip, for a day trip when trying to keep up appearances (very poorly mind you) of running a ranch.

 

[Constellationzero]

'Flaming' a therapist is a great way to get them to circulate your text around the local group chat and warn every other therapist in the area off of taking you as a patient.

For those who don't know...

If Ravioli, here, gets state aid, SSDI, or tard services/therapy, this also goes somewhere in his permanent record. For ex: If he was using tard job search assistance, he can be ejected from the program. There are a very limited number of agencies that provide this in each city or region. If he bottoms out, he can lose gibs me dats for non-compliance.
Same for recommended group or individual therapy. His gibs, SNAP, EBT, or SSDI are likely dependent on his compliance with whatever program DRS/DHS mandates. And they are DRACONIAN with checking for compliance.

 

[Pickle Suited Vicar]

Is there something disqualifying Kevin and the Trench Taint Tranchers from being considered a rat king?

 

[Miss Misery]

Well fuck me sideways with a chainsaw and call me the am hole, I can't believe that for a brief moment in time I existed within 1000 feet of the troon platoon and didn't even know it. I shudder to think if I'd been any nearer, the evil gravitational pull of the am hole could've swallowed me alive. I also can't believe they drove almost 300 miles, 600 round trip, for a day trip when trying to keep up appearances (very poorly mind you) of running a ranch.

You didn't include a content warning about food. SHAME!