US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Logic is not the jogger’s strong suit.
Fucking gay-ass nigger. The only "juice" he's got is the elites' dick juice in his ass. Also -
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Anyone wanna check to see if he did a piece on that little right-wing rally NAZI GATHERING and wondered "HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN IN MY HOMETOWN?!"
 
what about Archdoc Fauciman
Maybe we'll get to see a California Reclamation in our lifetimes, hopefully without irradiation, wanamingos, deathclaws, radscorpions and those coyote/rattler chimeras. We already have Super Mutants, just scaled down and only worrisome in packs if you're alone.

Africanized bees are cazadores, just not as huge.
 
Boy golly gee,i can't seem to figure this one out. Just what could he possibly do to become so universally hated??
Hmm... it may be because..

  • He was a career politician for 50 years and caused a lot of the US's problems
  • Half the nation thinks he stole the election like Bush II, but somehow even more sketchy
  • He caused a country we spent 20 years fighting in to collapse in a week like Ford
  • Said country is holding Americans hostage like Carter
  • Has a border crisis that hasn't ever been seen on this magnitude that WASN'T A PROBLEM before he stepped in
  • He brought back stagflation from Carter
  • He killed the US's energy independence, causing the gas prices to skyrocket
  • Begged OPEC to pump more oil and was told to fuck off, like Carter
  • Wants to start proxy wars and destabilize country via drone strikes in Somolia, Iran, and Syria, like Obama
  • He is prosecuting political prisoners and Americans who not align politically as domestic terrorists
  • Pushed FDA certification to push vaccine mandates through employers instead of allowing Americans to choose to take it, costing thousands of jobs
  • Had a pretty bad hurricane, like Bush II
  • Is more of a puppet/empty figurehead of corporate elites and the uniParty than Bush II ever was
  • Hides in his basement when called out
And worst of all...
  • He can't finish a sentence, meaning he can't blame his predessor like Obama did.
But other than that, the US is Riden' with Biden...off the cliff.
 
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