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DarkSydeBills said:
Its amazing how trolls dictates Phil's life.
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Trolls didn't do shit. Phil was gonna swap the schedule regardless of the outcome. This was another sad attempt at keeping up the appearance that he cares about what his fanbase wants but here he is crying about "muh trulz" with absolutely no evidence of tampering. But this isn't a conspiracy theory by the way.
 
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“To make it look like I was ignoring it”

So... All Phil needed to do to beat “da twolls” would be to do the exact OPPOSITE of what he did.

Holy shit, Phil really is dumb as a doorknob isn’t he. Sometimes I legit wonder if my assessment of Phil being near retarded with an IQ around 80 isn’t too generous.
 
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Absolutely fucking amazing, this man just keeps amazing me. He puts up a public poll and lets it run for a set amount of time, doesn't get the result he wants, picks the opposite option the majority voted for before the time runs out and then immediately gives away the actual reason he doesn't want to play Psychonauts 2 ("""engagement""").

Only a hermit who blocks and bans every single piece of criticism would do something like this.

-EDIT- And of course he's doing this ultra toxic rant about it right now. Imagine being like this...
 
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Iron Hamster said:
His excuse that it would ruin it for others is laughable at best.If people want to watch it, they are watching it and not his shit tier game play.
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I'm not gay enough to watch wrestling, but I'm gay enough to watch some other sports. How can you get upset at people talking about the results of a LIVE event? You can't go into a streamers chat and say "The Yankees beat the Red Sox!"??
 
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Oh man. Imagine Phil going to the doctor.
"Mister Burnell you need to exercise more."
"Dude. I can't I work the whole day. The trolls made you say that!"
"Uhm Mister Burnell if you don'T exercise you will get a stroke"
"Aha I knew it! You mentioned a detractort meme! Fuck of you lame brain troll *strokes the fuck out*

And if the game doesn't bring the kahntribuitions he expects the bug that bit him was also a troll
 
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
What on Earth was that rant against trolls for purposely voting for some game nobody cares about? Even if Phil is doing this for his cult, it's still so weird and mentally deranged.
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Trolls are just Phil's "boogeyman." If Phil doesn't like the response he gets then it's "the trolls" fucking him over. At this point "the trolls" are Phil's best friend as they allow Phil to blame his shitty decisions on them.
 
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Phil is going to ALLOW (he said this a few times, always emphasised because Phil is a nice guy) channel members to nominated games to play. Like he used to do on his DEAD forums whilst on Twitch. Only a few minutes after he totally ignored the vote in a poll to nominate which game he should play today

He has had a week or so to bait members in and THIS is the best he can come up with

''Reward''. he really did just call this a reward :story:

Thanks for the money, dummies
 
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Phil’s self importance is suffocating. He just spent a couple minutes asking his chat if they want to hear a story about his day off then made a fake spectacle about his chat not being interested so he lies that he’s not going to tell the story.

You’re not a celebrity Phil. If anyone wants to hear about your life, it’ll be about actual consequences of your actions.

Edit: Lol he called Kat “mom” again while he was recapping her birthday Burger King order.
 
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Phil wanted to go to a diner that reminded him of a place called Friendly's. He used to go there with his mom on their day out, and sit in old-style booths when they did their shopping and went to a movie.

This is where he wanted to take Kat for her birthday. And they were going to go shopping together.

He takes Kat to a place that specifically reminds him of his mom. And the plan for the rest isn't to do something special, it's to broadly just go spend money. That pretty much sums it all up.

It was busy though, and even though they're both 'double vaccinated', they didn't want to risk it. So they went to Burger King. So that they could get to their shopping.
But people were doing heroin in front. Like it's a fucking Wal-Mart or something.

He should have just gave us the zoo story we predicted, because this is far more pathetic.
 
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