Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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I visited a family member this past weekend who had two strokes (believe me the irony is not lost here) within 48 hours of each other. One week after the fact they are up and moving (albeit much slower) and regained a majority of the functionality in the side that was affected. Why? Because they immediately went to work PTing the affected side. Jack choosing to 'pray the stroke away' is negligence of the highest order.

Also: the park Jack went to is most likely Moss-Wright Park, as it is about 4 miles away from his home. If you look on the map, you will see a red trail and blue trail. The blue trail is 3 miles, and the red is 2. Jack couldn't even finish the red trail. Pathetic.

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EDIT: It's also 3 minutes away from yet ANOTHER strip mall mexican restaurant, Pueblo Viejo.
 
The irony of Jack posting this shortly after is not lost on me.

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Back in November 2019 (as discussed on page ~439 of this thread), he did his 5K "walk/run" where he tore both his Achilles tendons. Fatty Doo-Doo claimed he made it about halfway back then. This was less than three years ago.
Nobody expects mushbrain to be able to convert between the US and metric systems, but 2.5 kilometers is a little over 1.5 miles. He's lying now about this being the furthest he's walked in three years or he was lying then about making it as far as he did before his tendons exploded.
Being "beat" after your "accomplishment" of walking a "full mile" is nothing to be proud of. Not being able to do that for three whole years is a complete embarrassment, but it's no surprise that he would be proud enough of doing something so basic that he would post it on multiple Facebook pages for the world to ridicule him for.

EDIT: It's also 3 minutes away from yet ANOTHER strip mall mexican restaurant, Pueblo Viejo.
Get ready for a Fat on the Go featuring him and Tammy all sweaty and stinky from such a grueling workout.
 
On today's Bitching with Jack:

Wasn't Jack the "pious Christian" who told his audience he will pray for them if they sent requests to his retarded prayer email?

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Didn't know Profile by Sanford has a condom line - pumpkin spice flavoured too! Perfect for a manly macho man like Jack Scalfani!

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Lastly, fatty marvels at something common, which is condensation evaporating from a hot surface:

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On today's Bitching with Jack:

Wasn't Jack the "pious Christian" who told his audience he will pray for them if they sent requests to his retarded prayer email?

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I know it's been said before, but half of Jack's posts come off like something a teenage girl would write. You just know there is some drama associated with this, but instead of directly dealing with it he just passive aggressively vague posts.
 
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I swear to God, this guy finds some way of fucking up 19 out of every 20 things he posts. If it’s not grammar, spelling or fat fingering — or some combination of the three … it’s something like this. “AUTUMN has come” you dumb idiot.
He is on a kick of adding lyrical versions of songs to his FB pictures. This one is Wake Me Up When September Ends" by Green Day. Nevemind that it's about Billie Jo's father passing away, let's make it about PuMpKiN SpIcE!
 
Honestly that makes me wonder why he won't eat at the Heart Attack Grill while he's in Vegas, since some of his recipes have more calories, fat and salt than the Quadruple Bypass Burger.
Somebody else on the last page mentioned that he wont do it because he's reliant on pushing the "Im dieting, and YES DAD, I *AM* WINNING" angle, but I also think its more that the Heart Attack Grill is kind of a place that brags about hedonism.

Yeah fat people get in and eat free, but not only would it require him to admit he's 350 lbs, or 300 or whatever the cutoff was (and to be honest considering his height I do kind of believe he's only 200-whatever, maybe hes lying about 30 pounds or something) but more importantly, the place's bigger draw is being like Hooter's basically. Technically youre right, the menu even if you took away the size aspect, is exactly up his alley, its like Hooters, its "The Man Show" food--wings, jalapeno poppers, beer, cigarettes, greasy burgers and fries, lots of cheese, and not a vegetable in the place. He would love it for the food alone even if he'd ignore the kinda sexualized shit I remember them having. I remember reading that one thing they do is if you cant finish your burger, they get some girl with bit tits in a sexy nurse outfit to come paddle you or some shit. I dont know if they actually do, or do it anymore, or if its something you can request them to do or not do; seems like thats something that costs extra.

I imagine the clientele is more on average drunk people and their friends "ironically" going in there as a gag because its a tourist trap type of place, and greasy burgers are common "after the bars" food, but I kind of doubt its gonna be you going in and seeing a bunch of deathfats in a food coma.

Besides Tammy being with him (I kind of imagine her being more the type to want to hit up cocktail bars and shows and hang out in places like that when she travels rather than hang out in supersized boomer tier strip mall Chillis type places), I think their kind of low-key shaming does work on most of the people who would fit the "free food criteria". People like Amberlynn, or Jack as you can see by his treatment of his health crises, also can sometimes tend to be people like "Well Im bigger, but Im not 600 lbs/wheelchair bound, so Im not THAT bad". Plus the quality of their food actually looks pretty shit and while Jack would be okay with it I imagine some people would be like, "Vegas has world class restaurants, I could get some ridiculous oversized pub burger anywhere, even at some shitty dive in an 8,000 person small town. If Im paying for Vegas I wanna try shark fin soup or some exotic hipster foodie shit you cant get anywhere else, not shit thats not just Americana, but shitty Americana."
 
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So … the Scalfani family is headed out to Sin City. That will be exciting. But how in the hell can they afford it??
Before even checking in, there’s the sunk cost of a double round trip ticket for Jagoff since he alone will need to be charged for two seats each way. Also the cost of a scooty puff rental which wipes out a night’s dinner and show budget straight away. Where is this cash coming from?
 
Before even checking in, there’s the sunk cost of a double round trip ticket for Jagoff since he alone will need to be charged for two seats each way. Also the cost of a scooty puff rental which wipes out a night’s dinner and show budget straight away. Where is this cash coming from?
well, you heard Jack, his channel is “blowing up” so that $172 dollars per video he makes will be reinvested into his channel - meaning scooty puff rental so he can block the walkway to the strip while drooling over the fountains and fireworks of some tourist trap hotel. Idk. I’m just guessing.
 
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So … the Scalfani family is headed out to Sin City. That will be exciting. But how in the hell can they afford it??
Before even checking in, there’s the sunk cost of a double round trip ticket for Jagoff since he alone will need to be charged for two seats each way. Also the cost of a scooty puff rental which wipes out a night’s dinner and show budget straight away. Where is this cash coming from?
the money is coming from tammy. and i can imagine jr will use his 7/11 money to pay for his and tammy jr's own room

although i do wonder how tammy manages to be financially successful. like who exactly is hiring tammy or "TJ Services" to manage their books? is she also selling insurance too? remember a while back both tammy and jack got their licenses to sell insurance and it seems like at least for jack, it was just another failed venture. much like his plan to narrate audiobooks
 
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