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I didn't think angry birds was even a thing kids liked anymore, why is Dobson so angry (heh) about it?
Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)
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Ironically this movie is the only sub-decent thing to come out of the Angry Birds merchandising in over five years. Kids have moved on though, indeed.
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It looks like a silly movie. Nothing world shaking, but its not horrible. Definately better than the stuff Dobbo likes.
Why does it trigger him? Are birds now a symbol of the patriarchy?
The red bird has better eyebrows than his stupid bear?
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Does Dobby hate Daenerys Targaryen? Because if so, yeah, it's the eyebrows.
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I got 99 problems, but a sperging about a cash-in movie on a stupid game ain't one. Does this really qualify as something you need to tweet about?
Can someone please cut that 12 year old girl out of the body of the +30 year old man that swallowed her?
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He is only in his thirties? I thought he was in his late forties based by his looks.
As far as cash-in franchise movies go its not even that bad.
As far as cash-in franchise movies go its not even that bad.
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That trailer was actually kinda cute. Some of the parts made me chuckle.
Leave it to Dobson to be a massive hypocrite when it comes to things he likes. I can't wait to see his reaction when the Angry Birds movie becomes more successful than Gen Zed.
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Maybe the smug red bird with giant eyebrows who was constantly getting angry hit a little too close to home for Dobby..
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"Who's the last person who made a cool thing you like? Thank them today. They've only heard criticism. Bring them joy." Gee Dobson, you're right. Kojima has only heard criticism (from you). I must bring him joy! Thank you Kojima for making Quiet!
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The red bird is more pleasant than Dobson, to a stark contrast.
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...he's gonna draw a SYAC bitching about this, isn't he? 
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Dobson is too busy with Mario Maker and jacking off to cartoon lesbians to draw.
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Dobby, I don't know what you mean by "bad movies" when I see Dinklage's name.
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I'm guessing Pixels.
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If this wasn't coming from Dobson who continually makes his opinions up on a whim from trailers or 3rd hand tweets from whinging feminists I'd probably agree.
But I'm really struggling to imagine him sitting through of any of Nic Cage's actually good movies… they're all a littttttle bit grown up for him (I think his level of "adult" movies probably only reaches to about Lord of The Rings, can't imagine him sitting through Adaptation).
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He has always judged movies by trailers. The Princess Frog by Disney e.g. was (based on what he saw in the trailer) a dumb nigger movie.
At this point I assume the Lego movie trailer was also triggering
At this point I assume the Lego movie trailer was also triggering
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