Plagued COVID Conspiracy Theorists and other idiots - This is not a political thunderdome or gay slapfight thread.

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I'm not sure why tards like @MarvinTheParanoidAndroid think that's some kind of own. Cool, so you're putting yourself and your family at risk to own @Hollywood Hulk Hogan. I mean...ok?

He's full of shit, anyway. He's been a covid retard since the start. He keeps posting what he thinks are gotchyas about vaccines on my profile, which I then easily point out how retarded he is, and then he runs away with his tail between his legs. He's legit got severe autism and a low IQ and i am not saying that in a way to be mean, I mean it legitimately. You can go through his posts and see how he legit is really, really stupid. One time he posted about how we appeal to scientific authority on vaccines, we should appeal to cops since they're the legal authority. His crippling autism and low IQ made it so he doesn't understand context and how legal authority is not the same as a subject authority.

He wouldn't get vaccinated anyway because he spends too much time on /pol/ and other conspiracy sites and his diseased brain just can't comprehend that maybe, just maybe, scientists and doctors know more about a virus and vaccine than the schizos that he reads posts from.

If someone did legit put themselves and their families at danger just because of some rando on KF with a Hulk Hogan avatar, they are even more retarded than schizo conspiracytards

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Lol just get a j&j shot then. Worst case you get a blood clot and have to run to ER, but you are more likely to die in an auto accident 1000x than that.

I got j+j because I'm lazy as hell and hate needles so one shot is better than two

 

[John Merston]

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

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Lol, imagine wearing a mask over your genitals.

 

[John Merston]

Lol, imagine wearing a mask over your genitals.

Pretty sure that's called a condom.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

You know, it's okay if they don't want to get the vaccine if they're genuinely worried about the side-effects (the retarded ones like thinking it makes you magnetic or is secretly a tracking device not withstanding), but could they at least not do stupid things in an attempt to protect themselves like chugging horse paste, or colloidal silver?

Could they at least just wash their hands, take cold medicine, and extra Vitamin C? You know, things that won't hurt you, make you shit out your guts, and are actually proven to help prevent and treat colds and flus?

 

[John Merston]

You know, it's okay if they don't want to get the vaccine if they're genuinely worried about the side-effects (the retarded ones like thinking it makes you magnetic or is secretly a tracking device not withstanding), but could they at least not do stupid things in an attempt to protect themselves like chugging horse paste, or colloidal silver?

Could they at least just wash their hands, take cold medicine, and extra Vitamin C? You know, things that won't hurt you, make you shit out your guts, and are actually proven to help prevent and treat colds and flus?

Right-wingers are opposed to vaccines because all of the previous measures taken to stop COVID (lockdowns, masks, social distancing, etc.) are hardships for them, so they're convinced that COVID is simply an excuse to take away their freedoms. The hand-wringing about harmful side-effects is just an excuse.

 

[Almighty MoeBro Nation]

Right-wingers are opposed to vaccines because all of the previous measures taken to stop COVID (lockdowns, masks, social distancing, etc.) are hardships for them, so they're convinced that COVID is simply an excuse to take away their freedoms. The hand-wringing about harmful side-effects is just an excuse.

Imagine hating lockdowns so much that you refuse to get the vaccine out of spite... only to contribute to more lockdowns
200 IQ move

 

[proteus4994]

@MarvinTheParanoidAndroid

And before you say "here's this trustworthy source" or "here's this doctor/scientist", everyone lies, and everyone wants something.

This is legitimately one of the saddest things, if you think everything is a lie or, even worse, some sort of transactional interaction, then you are going to be one miserable person in life. People love to think this is some sort of enlightenment, but in reality this attitude is just some intel Elliot Rodgers shit.

No, not everything in life is transactional, including doctors opinions, and I hope you find happiness one day because you sound like a miserable motherfucker.

 

[Emo Supremo]

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damn imagine broadcasting the fact you can't tell the difference between the respiratory system and the reproductive system

 

[Meat Pickle]

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Avoiding these viruses is almost exactly the same as Covid, avoid the infected and wear protection. Just replace the face mask with a condom.

 

[AnOminous]

But it's still funny on community watch threads how hilariously butthurt people get when they enter a thread to defend their community all the time.

Especially when it's an utterly retarded community of faggots that are dying of the coof massively more than people who are sane. I actually like their meme that the vaccinated are shedding more virus. You're literally dying of something I'm spreading because you're too stupid to immunize yourself?

Good fucking riddance.

 

[JaneThough]

Avoiding these viruses is almost exactly the same as Covid, avoid the infected and wear protection. Just replace the face mask with a condom.

What if I told you that the Venn diagram of COVIDidiots and people who believe in/were taught abstinence only education? Condoms don't work just like masks don't work! That's why the highest infection rate of COVID is among healthcare workers, and the highest rate of teen pregnancy is in red welfare states.

 

[The Whore of Babylon]

Right-wingers are opposed to vaccines because all of the previous measures taken to stop COVID (lockdowns, masks, social distancing, etc.) are hardships for them, so they're convinced that COVID is simply an excuse to take away their freedoms. The hand-wringing about harmful side-effects is just an excuse.

true, they wouldnt be so willing to inject themselves with horse paste if they were worried abt their health at all, imho

 

[AnOminous]

true, they wouldnt be so willing to inject themselves with horse paste if they were worried abt their health at all, imho

ERs are literally being filled up with these fucking idiots taking horse de-wormer and OD'ing on it.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Fuck "killing grandma to own the libs" now it's shitting yourself to own the libs

Imagine hating lockdowns so much that you refuse to get the vaccine out of spite... only to contribute to more lockdowns
200 IQ move

I like masks because I have annoying jaw/chin acne and I look less gross with one on

 

[Disheveled Human]

So I was Browsing the Herman Cain Awards on reddit (do not hate me for this) and found a jewel of a post from a lolcow here on Kiwi Farms Pamala Swain/DocHoliday1977 of fucking course it comes with on post 7 the obligatory "Thoughts and Prayers" bullshit I was joking about in my last post. She was sick for 3 weeks and thinks that is acceptable lmao.

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r/HermanCainAward - Pam survives and is proud of her nomination, continues posting misinformation, doesn’t thank the nurses or doctors

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[eternal dog mongler]

This is legitimately one of the saddest things, if you think everything is a lie or, even worse, some sort of transactional interaction, then you are going to be one miserable person in life. People love to think this is some sort of enlightenment, but in reality this attitude is just some intel Elliot Rodgers shit.

It's pretty funny because I've seen this mindset quite a bit. "Doctors and scientists want to keep us in lockdown forever and make COVID sound worse than it is because they're getting so much media attention from it!"

Do they think absolutely everyone is so vacuous that their main goal in life is to be on fucking TV?

 

[FFinfo]

It’s much easier to speculate they do it for kickbacks. Doctors demonstrably proved they will fuck over the health of patients and violate the Hippocratic oath if they can get paid for doing it.

It's pretty funny because I've seen this mindset quite a bit. "Doctors and scientists want to keep us in lockdown forever and make COVID sound worse than it is because they're getting so much media attention from it!"

Do they think absolutely everyone is so vacuous that their main goal in life is to be on fucking TV?

 

[Emo Supremo]

It’s much easier to speculate they do it for kickbacks. Doctors demonstrably proved they will fuck over the health of patients and violate the Hippocratic oath if they can get paid for doing it.

sure, but every single doctor, from top of the line neurosurgeons to your kid's pediatrician down the block? do healthcare workers operate in some kind of hive mind that we're not aware of, working in perfect lockstep to achieve the same end goal?