Celebrity Azealia Amanda Banks / Azealia Banks / cheapyxousa - Legendary dramacow, rapper from the 212, practicing witch, cat taxidermist, master troll, fights with everyone and everything

Who Will Azealia Banks Feud With Next?

  • Pink

    Votes: 22 10.7%
  • Justin Trudeau

    Votes: 22 10.7%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 24 11.7%
  • Tucker Carlson

    Votes: 25 12.1%
  • Candace Owens

    Votes: 55 26.7%
  • A VTuber

    Votes: 54 26.2%
  • Null

    Votes: 70 34.0%

  • Total voters
    206
I fucking love Azealia, she's my favourite black BPD bitch. So glad she has a thread. She's honestly so ahead of her time - her music effortlessly blends hip-hop and dance in a way that I haven't heard before, and her takes are incredibly based. I love that she's a TERF and has absolutely zero remorse about anything she's ever done or said, a true inspiration. Azealia's feud with Lana is interesting to track because Azealia actually used to admire Lana before she became a fat, pandering hypocrite lefty. This video where Azealia mocks Lana's singing is so chaotic and hilarious.

Also fat Lizzo is iconic. Azealia is one of a few rappers I've seen that are actually competent with the English language and as posted in this thread earlier, she does a lot of accents for the bit. God-tier troll, unexpectedly and refreshingly smart, confuses the fuck out of her degenerate homo fanbase that she constantly shits on (because they deserve it).

If any of you are interested, she also has a podcast that was free for a bit but is now behind her Patreon. It has some good takes, though I really hate her gay co-host, who is also her stylist and yes man.

I didn't really like 'Fuck Him All Night' but if she gets with Kanye (even if they just did a song together) it would either be Earth-shatteringly powerful and destructive, and I would love to see it.

Also, Azealia is friends with Ariel Pink, another batshit crazy artist, and her song 'Nude Beach A-Go-Go' is a cover of one of Ariel's songs. There should definitely be a thread for Ariel, if there isn't one already, he's so chaotic and hilarious to watch. Kind of similar to Azealia in that he's a minority (jewish, gay/NB?) but holds fairly conservative views and shit talks a lot of people, including Grimes (calls her retarded). If anyone else even knows about Ariel, I might make a thread.
Ariel Pink?! Why I haven't heard that name in years ... and would absolutely read a thread about him.

Not to derail from Based Azealia, but wasn't Ariel Pink involved in some kind of cult? Or was that just the one dude, what's his name, Christopher Owens, who was affiliated with him?

ETA: Back on topic, I just found out from reading this thread that Kanye got divorced and am stanning him x Banks so hard. "Fuck Him All Night" isn't going to win any Pulitzers for its lyrical poetry, but hours after I first listened it's still stuck in my head, so ...
Plus them sets (plural) of Ye nails. ima bet right now, she fucks him.
 
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Has she ever interacted with Milo Yiannopoulos? I feel like they would be both best friends and worsr enemies and it would be highly entertaining for everyone else.
Not sure if they've ever done anything together but (and I have no screenshots so this is from memory) back around the 2016 election-ish I remember him tweeting about how much he loved her.
 
One of my favorite Azeaelia moments was when she was feuding with Lily Allen in about 2012-13ish and Lily got so pressed that she blacked up her husband's flaccid penis, put on googly eyes, big red lips and and afro and tweeted a pic of it saying that it was Azealia and somehow didn't get absolutely cancelled for it
 
One of my favorite Azeaelia moments was when she was feuding with Lily Allen in about 2012-13ish and Lily got so pressed that she blacked up her husband's flaccid penis, put on googly eyes, big red lips and and afro and tweeted a pic of it saying that it was Azealia and somehow didn't get absolutely cancelled for it
That's actually kind of hilarious. How did Banks react?

Has she ever feuded with Tila Tequila or any similarly schizo attention whores?
 
I'm still thinking about the Grimes text slapfight, because: it's confirmed 100 percent that Grimes is a for real ana chan, right?

To give her the benefit of the doubt, I thought maybe she was so skinny because of a childhood illness or neglect-borne malnutrition or something. Then I read that pregnancy freaked her out due to weight gain, but she didn't even gain that much aside from the fetus.
Remembering that she called Azealia, an objectively thin woman, "fat" just provides a blazing neon look into Ms. Boucher-Musk's mirror.

And it's terrifying, obviously. Her half of that exchange was complete cringe, she managed to consistently take the low road against Azealia fucking Banks of all people, and IMO the "fat" taunts were easily the most mortifying part.
 
I'm still thinking about the Grimes text slapfight, because: it's confirmed 100 percent that Grimes is a for real ana chan, right?

To give her the benefit of the doubt, I thought maybe she was so skinny because of a childhood illness or neglect-borne malnutrition or something. Then I read that pregnancy freaked her out due to weight gain, but she didn't even gain that much aside from the fetus.
Remembering that she called Azealia, an objectively thin woman, "fat" just provides a blazing neon look into Ms. Boucher-Musk's mirror.

And it's terrifying, obviously. Her half of that exchange was complete cringe, she managed to consistently take the low road against Azealia fucking Banks of all people, and IMO the "fat" taunts were easily the most mortifying part.
Grimes 100% has an eating disorder. She ate nothing but pasta with tomato sauce for two years and ended up so malnourished that her hair stopped growing
 
That's actually kind of hilarious. How did Banks react?

Has she ever feuded with Tila Tequila or any similarly schizo attention whores?
If you count Nicki Minaj as a schizo attention whore then yeah, pretty sure she also posted on her insta story quite a bit ago about people trying to get her to fight with Trisha Paytas and she was like "why don't the gays fight for our entertainment?" lmao
 
Grimes 100% has an eating disorder. She ate nothing but pasta with tomato sauce for two years and ended up so malnourished that her hair stopped growing
This sounds right in line with her attempt to sail a raft down the Mississippi River with nothing aboard but herself, her bf at the time, a typewriter, and a ten-pound bag of potatoes.
Tl;dr not surprised at all this person is the New Mrs. Musk. They deserve each other in the worst ways.

Btw I hope he almost dumped her over the Banks incident, and the "Azealia Banks tried to ruin my life!!!" tooth-gnashing suggests this is true.
 
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Huh, I guess no one saw her post from September 3rd- she decided to tear into the owner of Interview Mag about her and Doja‘s photoshoots in comparison to Julia Fox’s. It was posted for maybe 35 mins before she deleted it and pretended it never happened. Here’s the instagram post:

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September 6th she posted this about some rando twitter account:

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Her fan’s DM response:

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Late last night she posted this vide talking a whole lot of nothing, I did find it funny that at 17 she was both on Riker’s (Island, I persume) and starting her music career that was riddled with sexual abuse ect.:




Today she decided to fat shame :gunt: Kim Petras:gunt::

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She‘s been on a manic high since her shows sold out… these past few days have been golden :story:
 
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