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Agarathium1066 said:
Most people who claim to be Satanists are still openly terrified of the concept of the devil which utterly defeats the purpose of the name, it was simply an edgy LARP from day one.

Even if they did actually worship a demon or big S they'd have no actual rites or any information beyond 'be really edgy' or 'do church but swap usual terms for Satan'. Comically I've seen more potluck style meetings for these alleged Satanists, so I guess they just like the fellowship part of Christianity without the faith.
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I just think it's like the ironic nazi's, or the bohemian grove larping, or the spirit cooking parties where they ate bread in the shape of humans. They're outer circle groups where they can vet you and get you used to the rituals/ideas before they get you into the inner circle groups
 
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Hoi Polloi said:
@carltondanks

The Satanic Temple is the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster for edgelords.
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The ST constantly does these stunts that have no actual legal ramifications because "religious exemption" does not mean what the average ST supporter thinks it does. Religious exemptions aren't just assumed out of the first amendment. We don't let Muslims marry multiple wives or mutilate female genitals. We don't let new agers get high on every drug under the sun. Religious exemptions actually exist in law. For example, the Volstead Act had a exemption for wine used for religious purposes. If someone believes that defamation laws are against their religion they aren't exempt from being sued for defamation. Even broad religious exemptions require someone to have a truly held belief in something. Contrary to what redditors think, selfishness and narcissism (the tenants of ST) do not qualify as truly held religious beliefs under US law. Redditors are morons that don't understand US law. ST is literally a scam used to extract dumb r/Atheism redditors money. They are a 501(c)3 they legally can not lobby. The most they can do is go to state court and try to claim that their non-existent religion entitles "believers" to be excluded from civil lawsuits, which the court will ignore and discard. Again, ST has been doing this shit for YEARS. Every time the DA calls them retards and nothing happens.

Like really, these people actually believe that religious freedom in the US would allow me to declare that Josh Moon is my lord and savior and if the state doesn't erect a monument to Josh Moon next to the nativity scene they are violating muh freedoms.
 
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Heckin' bad vibes in Portland, man:
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Chudbacca said:
Whoa sounds like some people shouldn't be screwing around and reproducing if they keep producing homeless, defective, starving kids.

"Women have a right to make that choice."
"The planet doesn't need more people."
Which one is it then.
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kek i found some similar thing on /v/:
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>inb4 rapebaby
in that case the woman is asked if she wants to keep it or flush it.
 
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Can we just point out how frequent the "do not make friend at work at all / ALL fellow workers are fakes and going to screw you" appears on reddit and actually got upvoted to r/all like all the time?

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88% upvoted LMAO.

Almost like the OP is either complete sociopath or being fired.....for that very attitude. It's kinda like taking dating advice from incels, but it's about work and work = BAD so its A-okay. I mean reddit especially in any posts that appears on r/all is full of propagandists, sociopaths, and power hungry powermods so should've not really surprised.

This comment thread chain actually got the point about these bullshit. Im actually glad these circlejerk garbage got more call outs as time goes on. But still the majority will still take this bad """"""advice"""""" at the face value, making their lives worse in the process by self fulfilling prophecy.

GOD I hate Reddit so much.

Also, lol.
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AnOminous said:
All these atheist groups are just pure retardation. They don't even actually worship the Devil because they're complete cowards. If you claim to be a Satanist and you can't even worship the Devil, just eat a dick.
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Hey, you're right.
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well the thing i have to say as a 3rd world poornigger is that if you, you know. FUCK, and don't even arse yourself to test, granted you are that fearful and paranoid of being pregnant maybe, just maybe it's a bit of whoredom.
i would say that it'sa because muh hue free healthcare but preggo tests are sold in pharmacies and it's about 3$ to 50$ bucks depending on how much tech you want on your piss stick to tell you if you need to take the morning after pill, then again morning after pills and condoms are 0$ at our health posts so there's that it's literally just stop by and ask for one.
but what the fuck do i know? i'm a guy so i don't know the emotional hoops these types of demented people go through to justify their childish acts and to be honest, i don't want to know, it's like wondering why autists post the same shit over and over on 4chan even though we have bots and shieet.
 
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AnOminous said:
All these atheist groups are just pure retardation. They don't even actually worship the Devil because they're complete cowards. If you claim to be a Satanist and you can't even worship the Devil, just eat a dick.

Or get a life and find Jesus, which is what normal people do.
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Theistic satanists cuck reddit laveyans in every possible way. You don't see fat trannies performing blood rituals or animal sacrifices.
 
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but what the fuck do i know? i'm a guy so i don't know the emotional hoops these types of demented people go through to justify their childish acts and to be honest, i don't want to know, it's like wondering why autists post the same shit over and over on 4chan even though we have bots and shieet.
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I'm literally fucking baffled by how women act like a vagina and it's associated parts are some kind of mystical unknowable void of femininity.

A code at my job was (extremely similar to) 13/21/54, and it's nemonic was "Puberty, adulthood, menopause". This worked literally fine for 4 months until we had a woman transfer over and suddenly it was the funniest shit ever that these clueless guys thought menopause started as early as 54! Its starts on average at like, 51. We got ribbed for a week.

Cut to when we were training to get Wilderness first aid certified and running a simulation of a fucking gas explosion. I'm trying to hold down some guy covered in fake blood with two arterial bleeds and a spinal injury. I yell to bring over the tampons and suddenly one of the victims breaks character to laugh about how they are achtyally maxi pads.

So it's no surprise that they don't realize their periods a month late. They probably laugh at the notion the feminine goddess inside of them is subject to linear time or something equally fucking retarded.
 
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