DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Someone could make the ultimate knights of the roundtable meme or wherever the fuck it is with type of people who hate DSP. It is almost written into human DNA to despise every quality about this hog beast. I wish I could for one second see himself through the same lens as he sees himself just so I could experience that level of delusion.

This rant he’s on tonight has me MATI

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

It's pretty telling when Phil keeps bringing up Rich and saying that he doesn't want anything to do with Rich because Rich wants the drama for his channel. Yet Phil is the one constantly bringing it up. The same Phil who says that he doesn't want drama. This is also the same Phil who called Rich a "whore".

Coming from a "streamer" who begs constantly on stream to play dress-up.

Hi, Phil!

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil said he will always be above doing the bare minimum to make a buck.

This was said after he killed himself in Fall Guys so that he could focus on banning people.
And after he said he wasn't going to do anything to incentivize members or superchats because that'd be too much work and he needs to prioritize tips.

A mysterious number of anonymous tippers are throwing money to cheer Phil on. Phil has not verified a single one.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Phil said he will always be above doing the bare minimum to make a buck.

This was said after he killed himself in Fall Guys so that he could focus on banning people.
And after he said he wasn't going to do anything to incentivize members or superchats because that'd be too much work and he needs to prioritize tips.

A mysterious number of anonymous tippers are throwing money to cheer Phil on. Phil has not verified a single one.

Let's not forget that Patreon page that hasn't been updated nearly four years despite his promises he'd get on that after he left Twitch.

 

[UaineRunei]

Let's not forget that Patreon page that hasn't been updated nearly four years despite his promises he'd get on that after he left Twitch.

Also one of the last 'improvements' he did consisted of changing the overlay color from blue to red.

 

[KD6-3.7]

I wish the world at large could see how fucked up Phil Burnell really is.

I’ve never seen anyone else that wasn’t rambling on the street, or on cocaine, or in an insane asylum rant like this and express this level of a lack of self awareness. It also truly approaches levels of cult leader-like behavior with the banning of heretics in his chat after his delusional rant.

Phil, you really need to take some time to self-reflect and realize that you’re crazier than a shit house rat, and seek professional help immediately. That rant was just thirty minutes of trying to continue to convince yourself and your viewers that you are relevant, and a stand-up honest guy, and it was hidden behind a supposed rant about RTU. You were uneasy about the disturbing lack of tips, and you needed to do some intense personal affirmations.

And stop saying “ARGUABLY” and “I WOULD ARGUE” all the fucking time, you sound like a fuckin’ imbecile.

 

[BepsiLight]

The best part of this whole unhinged rant is that he actually believes his "fans" that regularly watch his content are in the "thousands".
Also, that he thinks his video diarrhea spam somehow counts as "curated content".

 

[Surly Muppet]

Regarding the Line app, the goalposts just moved.

Phil isn't sure what it is.
But if he does have it, maybe he used it to talk to his family or coworkers or something!
Or maybe he didn't have it at all, like he said!
But even if he did somehow, it doesn't prove anything!

Well done Phil. The goalposts didn't just move, they're completely obfuscated.
This isn't indicative that you're lying at all. At all.

EDIT: If you're wondering what Phil would consider proof that he has Line at all, we'd have 'all these logs' that show him using the app.
You know, like all the Discord logs that we have for the Discord that Phil now denies existed at all.
He totally wouldn't lie if we had the logs though, then we'd have real proof of something.

 

[PinkRibbonScars]

Phil just called us a Hate Clan lol

 

[Surly Muppet]

Hate Clan

Well, I would argue, we're really more of a Hate Army.
But I guess that name is taken...

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Begging segment and threatening to wagequit Fall Guys after an hour-long rant about what a morally upstanding guy he is and he's not in this for the money. You love to see it.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil was just asked if he had a $150 stream earlier, doesn't that help to cover a slower late stream.
Phil's response to this was that wouldn't always be the case, and that it depends on what bills are due.

So this implies he blows his tip money daily. Otherwise it wouldn't matter when the bills come due because he'd be budgeting through strong and slow streams and have the money for the bills when they come due. For some reason, the days can only pay for bills that are immediately due meaning that there is variable need... because previous tip money already is gone?

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

I love how Dave is trying to pigeonhole the whole Line app. What's next? He's going to tell the armada that "No! My phone number isn't connected to this 'Line' app." I'm sure someone in his armada is going to do find his phone number, look it up on the Line app and/or call Dave's number, and find out that the idiot HAS been lying for years. Also, big ups to Josh Poem!

 

[Full Race Replay]

These salty rants prove that phil knows his one paypiggy is holding him by the balls and when his paypiggy leaves phil is destined to fall further into irrelevancy and obscurity than he is now.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil just stressed he needs to hit his tips goals this week, and he was counting on hitting his tips goals. See, this was a three day week for him (whose fault was that...?) and he needs the money for Thursday, which is his day out, to go grocery shopping.

So he spent all that money on Kat's birthday and has no money for groceries.

Also please note, it is currently September 7th and he has not yet summoned up the courage to mention the mortgage payment that he has needed to beg for every month... and yet not this month for some reason. He's only worked up the guts to beg for $900 in grocery money. Which I guess he can do because math is banned anyway.

 

[thedingledongle]

$30 night. "It is what it is I guess!"

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

"Hey guys, you need to make up for the money you didn't give me tonight!"

Wait how exactly does that work? If they never gave you the money, how do they owe you it? I thought tips weren't MANDATORY.

Seriously he needs to be punched in his gouty jowls for the entitled shit he says.

 

[JimiHendrix]

miss the days when the fat boys draw was the abysmal gameplay.

now it's all about the money....

 

[whirly]

In genuine awe that this man put his foot this deep down his throat with the Line app shit. Like we all knew he was lying about not using it but jesus fucking christ he is a bad liar. He practically confirmed he has used it. All you have to do is keep baiting him into talking about stuff he's been lying about and he'll eventually fuck himself over.

 

[metis]

I just want to see him do one rant on haters/trolls/detractors without him slinging names every time after every sentence. It makes him look really mature when he goes on and on about the haters calling them "Dumbfuck morons" or "Mouth-drooling idiots" or "Conspiracy theory nutjobs". It does wonders to make him look ages less mature than the people he's calling out.