Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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I presume the Flander's(Tammy's family) also help Tammy and Jack Jr. as I was told they are financially literate and have saved up a nice nest egg. This could be all conjecture, but you can see even with Tammy as she's the one who knows how to financially save and plan for the future. Whatever, Charles and Jim and Garret and Stepfather got with financial competency didn't get passed down to Jr. and Sr.

The Flander's also tried to hook up Jack Jr. with a job in HVAC, but Jr. quit within months of hiring him. The Flander's run a decent HVAC business. Jr. could of had a nice six-figure job with no college education, but he messed it up.
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Hold up...religious nut Tammy's maiden name is fucking Flanders!?

You can't make this shit up.
 
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Adamska said:
In other news; here's another dead channel I believe got forgotten. Archive the vids in case fatty deletes it due to not being able to withstand failure. Fucker didn't even link it in his description in the video that advertises it.
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Almost every video on this channel has a stolen thumbnail if anyone wants to contact the copyright holder to give Jack a taste of his own medicine. And unlike PCLM, this is actual copyright violation. These look like professional pictures, so they'll probably file strikes.
 
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stets said:
Almost every video on this channel has a stolen thumbnail if anyone wants to contact the copyright holder to give Jack a taste of his own medicine. And unlike PCLM, this is actual copyright violation. These look like professional pictures, so they'll probably file strikes.
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I don't think he remembers or cares anymore tbh, since he last used it over 6 years ago and it was very much a non-starter.

In other news, I can note with horror Jr. on occasion would wear the same shirts Jack does too. I don't know if it's due to Jack being mentally a child, forcing his child to be in his own image out of narcissism, or a kid admiring his dad, but fuck it's sad.

There's a couple of shirts I'd happily add to the collection due to Jr. confirming what the full one looks like, but I will not.
 
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Junior just tell your dad he needs to lose weight the psuedo-inspirational Christian stuff isnt working.
 

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Adamska said:
So I'm actually going back to the past as I go through these videos: he moved to Tennessee in late April of 2014, and only got his chrome stove and shit a few months after that for those wondering; his last video at the old place is the one called "Hit the Road Jack".

Also I found ancient variants of the Pumpkin and Bowling Ball with his "Best Barbecue" shirts. He also used to have a Fat on the Go shirt too. Will collate a bit more and then show the results.

In other news; here's another dead channel I believe got forgotten. Archive the vids in case fatty deletes it due to not being able to withstand failure. Fucker didn't even link it in his description in the video that advertises it.
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huh, i wonder why jack stopped uploading on that channel

it couldn't have been because his viewers were creating better looking dishes than the vile slop he "cooks" on video. no way
 
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Song in the middle of the video (identified by Shazam): Urge by Jincheng Zhang

I wish you could report videos for music copyright infringement. There was also background music I could make out as well.

Snooze fest. Jack wants to try everything on the menu before Tammy gets him back in check. To no one’s surprise she orders the catfish and he orders the chicken. They get medium spice level and both piss and moan that it’s too hot and you should get mild if you go. Tammy is literally saying “I hate you” to him and that’s the pose he used for his “Happy Anniversary, I love you” rambling incoherent Boomerbook posting. Tammy’s fish comes with pickles. Jack’s chicken does not. He says it’s not a big deal, but continues to whine about it for the duration of the video.

This place looks to be in a Jack-defined “urban” area, I’m actually shocked they even went.
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On the plus side, other than it being too spicy for Big T so Mushbrain gets to eat it all, there was no tongue action on the food. You see? Mushbrain is watching and he's aware of what a disgusting tub of goo he is. He's trying to get better... sorry, couldn't finish that with a straight face. He's still a disgusting asshole. Just one that has finally learned to keep his tongue in his mouth.

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Imagine a buck naked sexed up jack. Cock erect peaking out from his enormous gunt. Ready for action.
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Can we like... not do that? I don't want that image in my mind like at all.

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Junior just tell your dad he needs to lose weight the psuedo-inspirational Christian stuff isnt working.
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To fake Christians like them it's more about showing how Christian you are than actually being Christian. The extent of his caring is, "I'll pray for you" and that's it. This is an asshole that let his arm die because he "left it up to God". Well God wanted you to go into rehab and that's why your arm is useless now.
 
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It's amazing the little intricacies I've learned about Jack and Tammy's relationship from watching a minuscule portion of their life through youtube. One of the "power moves" Jack uses when he's out with Tammy and doesn't want to share his food is to order it spicy, because Tammy doesn't like spicy food. He will intentionally weasel his way for more food by purposely getting food that repels his wife.
 
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Just watched the Better Than Sex Cake video. Jack used a sugar free Pillsbury devils food cake mix. "I can't eat this guys it's going to church blah blah." He totally made it for himself. Why would you use a sugar free cake mix and act surprised when it tastes like shit?

As someone who has made this diabetes vessel before, allow me to critique it a little. German chocolate mix is the way to go not sugar free devils food. He punches holes in the cake that are way too big. The cake is supposed to be hot when you add the condensed milk so it loosens up and soaks into the cake better not look like you are smearing Gym Trainer's cum on a cake. Jacks cake is not nearly hot enough when he adds his milk. The caramel he is using isn't caramel. It's caramel flavored corn syrup. You don't add an entire massive container of cool whip to the cake. There is more cool whip there than cake. A thin layer is what you normally see.

This entire cake was Jacked up from the beginning and it triggers me for some incomprehensible reason.
 
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