Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[A tree]

I don't buy it till I see an obit. Liars and fakers gonna lie and fake, you know.

Discord mods are claiming they've seen tentative confirmation via her brothers Instagram

 

[Deleviania]

Discord mods are claiming they've seen tentative confirmation via her brothers Instagram

That shot is from the presumed brother’s IG. There’s comments from his connections “remembering” her, but I agree she’s shady. IIRC, she’s had no contact with him & has been trying to reconnect? We’ll see where it goes, but it wouldn’t surprise me at all if she thought this was a good plan to disappear…

 

[Ophelia Johnson]

Possible update on Tess?

is this tess of the vandalized graveyard teeth?

 

[Deleviania]

is this tess of the vandalized graveyard teeth?

Yes, but also of Maaaaaaaagpiiiiiiiiiie fame

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Wouldn’t be the first one to die, nor the first one to fake her death trying to escape her online infamy.

stupid games and prizes etc etc.

edit: it appears the main person providing “proof” used by munchsnarks’s mods is MysticAshy, a megamunch attention seeker who is about as unreliable a narrator as one can get. Ashy has been doxed here after sliding into my DMs trying to throw amanda/ren under the bus. She’s a hilarious seizure faking furry who tells ridiculous lies. Now she screams about how evil places like here and IF are because she got caught. So take that with a massive pinch of salt.

The only semi-reputable proof is still the brother’s IG. Normally I’d be willing to take that as proof enough but my hunt club found some chick who had made up entire IGs for her “family members” just to post about how so-and-so was in the hospital in a coma. I don’t know enough about Tess to determine if that’s her brother or if she was playing a long con

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Sorry to double post but breaking news: I have just been blessed with hilarious evidence that VeganPinkWipes, the mod and creator of munchsnark, is none other than Kellan, aka crow-kin, aka cripplepunk.kellan, criptic.crow, the DID/EDS/POTS/GP/MCAS/LGBT/YMCA faker who thought she was a crow and "dated" Ren/Amanda. Until search works and I can dig up the old posts, I'll do my best to recreate it from my admittedly crap memory. (Also now I remember why I couldn't find the old Sydney timeline. It wasn't that I didn't look, it was that search hasn't been working. Derp.)

Kellan lives in Georgia and never met Ren, who lives in Arizona, IRL. They "dated" online only during one of her "I'm queer/poly/they/them" phases. Kellan was one of the people who was leaking Ren's DMs to IFGW using the name DoctorBenadryl.

Some people infiltrated a group chat both Kellan and Amanda were in wherein Kellan went full BPD and (barely, superficially) carved "bitch" and "slut" into her legs (wow, female-specific slurs! Way to let your internalized misogyny show, gender trender!) and then posted a photo showing that and her very manly vulva, which of course immediately landed in my inbox and therefore here.

Original post here but for convenience, I'll post the photos under this here spoiler so we can all relive the magic.

Spoiler: MANLY VULVA

Shortly thereafter she came to the sub wanting to do an AMA on her experience dating the Worst Munchie in History after they 'broke up'. This went as well as you can expect given what IFGW was like, see also: about 1/4 of the questions were about ren and the rest were shitposters screaming "CAW CAW" or asking her why she thought a vag pic would own the haydurs.

Sometime after this an account called veganpinkwipes appeared in IFGW, "special pink wipes" being a reference to the chlorhexidine wipes Amanda had bragged about getting wiped with when she got pneumonia and was hospitalized. This person was annoying but not bad enough that we were having to give them time outs all the time, just a general "ugh get a sense of humor" kind of moralistic annoying. She had something to do with the aftermath of the sub although I don't remember what (I think she kept posting my dox), then she made munchsnark and continued to bring me up at every opportunity.

That's where we pick up. These were leaked from the ZebraSnark discord and her own socials.

Spoiler: aww, I think she likes me guys!

The first dispatch I got was this pic VPW posted of a snek on stationary reading the Amphibian Foundation. This is an Atlanta, GA-based amphibian monitoring, research, and education NPO.


And Kellan follows them on instagram.


Kellan and VPW both like cooking and have the same countertops. Not too odd, those countertops are pretty trendy.


VPW went to a reptile show on July 24


Repticon Atlanta was July 24 & 25.


In August VPW started a marine biology program at college


So did Kellan!


First day of Georgia Gwinnett College: August 9, 2021


More proof it's the same person


VPW also likes to dye her hair blue and green


So does Kellan!


Kellan left the sicksta community???


And dated a munchie with questionable gender specialness


Aww she likes me! She's talking about Samuel Knaeble who was scaring the absolute shit out of mostly elderly vasculitis patients in a vasculitis group I'm in by claiming he was having constant strokes, and was obviously trying to score stronger drugs by doing so. And you notice I didn't "misgender" Samuel right? It's because he's mostly quiet about it and it took me finding his mom's FB to even figure it out. I don't play the "good trans" game but since Samuel is a HSTS who kept it on the downlow I made the executive decision to not make a big deal about it.


(oh hey BenadrylSafetyCap, IDK who you are but yes I'm doing well, back on my feet n' whatnot, thanks for askin.)

Wow man, I didn't even remember this person existed until I drunkenly wandered into the other server a few weeks ago. Turns out I've been living rent free in her lil' noggin. We weren't making assumptions about your genitals - you showed them to us, remember?


"Going jewish" too, just like Nina-Jean!



I want to make porn!


Sooo if someone who isn't me made an only fans fetishizing their medical toys. . .


Also lol Kellan, you are a munchie dear.

Kellan, I would not have known if was you if you hadn't kept bringing me up. Seriously. People send me receipts of when my name gets dropped. And since I only posted Samuel in winter, you've proven to be hanging on my every word, just like the rest of them do.

With that I say: CAW CAW.

 

[IFnative]

I'm not able to reply to your post, KF, but you're forgetting the part where Crow helped Amanda write some really strange Wattpad stories about a pair of incestuous munchie siblings.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

I'm not able to reply to your post, KF, but you're forgetting the part where Crow helped Amanda write some really strange Wattpad stories about a pair of incestuous munchie siblings.

oh my fuck I think I read that on a livestream and then drank until I forgot about it.

 

[Ophelia Johnson]

what’s more embarrassing - being outed as a munchie munchsnark mod, a troon who carved “bitch” and “slut” into your leg like a tree, or people knowing that you have exchanged pussy/fupa pics with ren?

 

[DoorPost101]

For some reason, that one is a special brand of crazy. I enjoyed every minute reading that, KF, and look forward to any other screenshots and information you hav!

 

[Maxie]

oh my fuck I think I read that on a livestream and then drank until I forgot about it.

I remember that. I don't blame you for wanting to erase that memory with copious amounts of alcohol.

 

[MILK MILK MILK]

I'm not able to reply to your post, KF, but you're forgetting the part where Crow helped Amanda write some really strange Wattpad stories about a pair of incestuous munchie siblings.

Like this?

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Munchsnark has discovered that Kellen is VPW and shit got real funny real fast. Feat: doxing a random mod who got on my nerves.

Spoiler: enjoy

Kellen has admit she was VPW, and it turns out she was a subject on munchsnark originally and removed herself as a topic for discussion once enough time had passed that it no longer looked suspicious.


I like you SofieFatale, I'm not even mad you called me a shitty person. Yes Kellen, you've changed so much that a few weeks ago you suicide baited because some strangers on the internet didn't like you anymore.


A wild Amorette appears to defend Kellen!


Okay, let's focus on the reality! Mackenzie Armstrong (Beatty) d/b/a chronicallyfabulousandfurry (insta), KenzAdore (Facebook), amorette93 (plebbit), and rocketenby (Twitter). How very non-binary to give birth twice! Well iffin’ pregnancy and childbirth doesn’t scream “biological sex is real, binary, and extremely important” I don’t know what does! How many brave and stunning enbys were also lularoe huns selling hideous dresses and leggings targeted at not just women but a stereotypically feminine demographic thereof? Just curious.

I don't know, Kenz, what is the munchie obsession with forcing giant dogs to be your attention-grabbing accessories?


Oh right, because you like to ride around on them like ponies. Because they're just fucking toys to you.


All her public accounts that I've found stop in 2017 unfortunately, but that’s enough to know she had a service dog named Xenn for 'mobility assist'


But after getting him had to admit all her tests were negative and she was going in for heavy metal and radiation poisoning testing. Getting hardcore flashbacks to Kiley Prososki lol


Started the munchie crap immediately after moving in with her enabler Eli, now her husband. Claimed hyperemesis gravidium when she was pregunté. Baby 1 died shortly after birth. The baby was obviously really sick and i would not be surprised if she had HG and it affected the pregnancy. She started claiming cyclical vomiting once she could no longer claim the pukey-pukey was from morning sickness.


No, I didn't notice the hospital bands, munchie. Thank you for drawing my gaze to them.


Liked to brag about how skinny she was or how radically off LLR sizing was, I can't tell which



#POTSflare


EDS enters the chat


Obligatory sadface hospital selfies


During her pregnancy she got a picc that she yanked out, a double lumen picc that was also removed, and finally a triple lumen hickman, right before abandoning public accounts. Was claiming HG again. I'm not doxing a toddler so posts about the child will not be included in the final dump.


She shares this wisdom of how to get toyz and fun drugs with others on IllnessFakers


CVS has since become GP. The gang's all here!


Original comments deleted by IF mods, but she was complaining that not every borderline person is controlled by their illness, as is tradition. Okay but you certainly appear to be. So does Kellen. Maybe thats why you guys get along so well.


Here she is a few weeks ago asking Daddy Nool if exif data was leaked in the Great Glowie Outage of August 2021. Gee, why would you be worried about that unless you were posting here? Kenz which account is yours baby?


She has a picc in her more recent leaked pics from the discord, so I don't know what tube this is, whether it's a central line she wrapped around her arm or a picc that isn't placed where I expect it to be. Can they put a PICC on the back of your arm?

Spoiler: more social media dump

You know the game: borderline, lives in filth, does nothing while her husband supports her, attention-grabbing dog accessory, only difference is this one has an innocent child in the mix.

Rich coming from someone who was willingly friends with Kellan of all people.


I mean, now you kinda do.


Glad to be of service.


Anyway for once she's telling the truth. Kellen isn't the leaker. I can't explain this enough: in general, I do not know who is leaking shit to me. I didn't plant moles or whisper a secret incantation into Kellen's ears to make her spill the beans. People using anonymous and/or burner accounts catch me on here, Discord, or Reddit, or they go through someone they know is talking to me and won't out them. They leak what they have, we discuss if anything in there needs to be further anonymized to protect them, and when I get the green light I post. End of transaction. If they want to chat I will. Most don't. These are people who participate in the discord but finally get fed up with the inmates running the asylum and decide to let me know what they know, not people I've put in there with the express purposes of leaking.


AHAHAHA PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE EMOJI MISGENDERING these people need real problems


Even after all that happened, this fucking opportunist Tufted Titmod wants to be the new queen of the munchies.


Congratulations Whatchic, you have figured out the secret that none of the mods have: you can't plug this leak because any individual member has the potential to defect at any moment.


Kellen officially turned the server over to opportunist-chan.

Good game fellas, let's reconvene in a few days when another native becomes restless and shits 900 screenshots into my DMs. I do so enjoy striking a little fear of god into people.

 

[I suck ass]

you’d think........ if you were a munchie.......... posting in a snark space............ the bare minimum of personal safety you’d do is try not to dox yourself and yet..............

 

[mooserangerofthenorth]

I don't buy it either as the hospice house she claims doesn't discharge to home, and oh they don't allow admission right after a surgery. I do not see an obit yet, and until I do...

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Imagine if Tess is actually dead, did all that work to get attention, and got overshadowed by some idiot who claims to be a crow.

 

[IFnative]

I'm kind of bummed I can't see any of the discords in real time. Keep those juice screenshots coming please!

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

I'm kind of bummed I can't see any of the discords in real time. Keep those juice screenshots coming please!

The one Kellen ran made the decision to shut down. Opportunist-chan announced it today and wiped every channel. I’ve been told by two different people now that amorette thinks the glowie outage was because the FBI was on my case for doxing munchies. Because Yanno, laughing at adults faking sick using shit they posted publicly on social media of their own volition is a now threat to National security. Alas the channels were wiped before screenshots delivered.

What held me up posting about Amorette was I wanted proof she was MacKenzie that didn’t involve posting her baby’s obituary. That’s how her accounts were all found, she kept posting the baby’s obituary and I knew if I posted it they’d try to deflect to OMG SHE DOXED A DEAD BABY. Turns out I had nothing to worry about, this bitch is fucked and uses her dead baby to win arguments all the time. And kept some of her SPINE as souvenirs while encouraging someone else to have their beloved dog turned into pillows. what a fucking ghoul.


This bitch 100% gonna by proxy her other kid, you watch.

The other server is grave dancing because they do sooooooooo much to keep their users safe while they cyberbully others!!! Do you? Because that sounds like a double dog dare to me.



And the eternal postscript, Tess appears to actually be dead. They announced a funeral home and everything. Nothing posted there yet but sounds like she really done died. I don’t know anything about her and will refrain from speculation on what happened.



edit: someone sent me a screenshot of Amorette claiming I was possibly the target of the glowie attack and that it was also probably the Russians and/or Andrew fucking Cuomo. Brooooo. If I knew they were going to shut down the server I would have asked someone to document more of her skitzoposting before I pulled the trigger last night. This shits hilarious.

 

[IFnative]

Amanda is getting in on the dead Tess bandwagon.

 

[Dr. Celery MD]

I have an update on our favorite vaccine injured stripper, Dominique De Silva, aka @queencitydom.

First, if you need a good laugh, watch these videos. Dom's acting is fucking terrible.

Spoiler: Give this bitch an Oscar already

She was a guest on the Health Freedom for Humanity podcast. Do yourself a favor and don't listen. Here are the highlights:

Spoiler: Get ready for crazy people

-First, this interview was over an hour long and I never heard Dom stutter or even struggle with her words.
-She was “almost OCD” about how she handled the beginning of the pandemic. Was “being a lunatic” about it.
-Claims to have a friend who died of Covid earlier this year.
-Her Hashimoto’s got so bad she was napping “once or twice a day.” Was bounced from doctor to doctor until she found someone to run the right labs.
-Claims thyroid meds didn’t do much for her. Diet and exercise put her into remission.
-You can get rid of your illnesses, you just have to want it bad enough!
-She had a lot of reservations about the vaccine. Hasn’t been vaccinated since she was a kid.
-Oh my god she is completely insufferable.
-The hosts are fucking insufferable too.
-Doesn’t know if she’d still be here if she got her second dose.
-When her symptoms started is a tricky question. She used to say two weeks but now says there were signs earlier.
-Says she had a gut instinct before she got it that the vaccine might not be good for her.
-The Saturday before Easter was when her leg pain started.
-She felt “brain sick” prior to that. “Almost like a crashing wave of anxiety.”
-First ER trip- Her husband thought she was being a hypochondriac at first. ER doc said there’s no way it could be the vaccine. Admitted her for full brain/spine MRI's, they were totally normal. They discharged her with no meds or treatment.
-She first thought it could be the shot when she was googling and found two girls who both had “vaccine reactions.” Dom says they all have their “own unique symptoms.” This made her realize she’s not crazy.
-Bragged about her NY doctor calling her on Sunday because her PET/MRI came back abnormal. Her first imaging that came back abnormal.
-She's now very cautious about everything going in her body, even her shampoo. “I guess like PTSD to the max.”
-When asked about daily life with her symptoms, she can’t actually describe what she goes through.
-She had to move into a different house because she couldn’t afford it anymore due to her “injury.”
-She’s pissed off that Pfizer doesn’t have to pay her medical bills.
-She claims a 12-or-14-year-old girl who is in her support group was in the Pfizer trial and is now in a wheelchair and has an NG tube.
-She used to think people who refused the vaccine were selfish. Now she thinks it’s selfish to expect people to do it.
-She can’t find her sources on Google, she goes on DuckDuckGo.
-She contacted her congressmen and one senator ghosted her.

Last, she was interviewed by The Defender. Archive

Spoiler: Full article

Some highlights:
Expanding on her podcast interview, Dom now claims she actually had symptoms immediately after her vaccination- she just forgot about it until now I guess???


In the podcast she claimed she knew the vaccine caused her problems when she was googling, now she claims it was when she had trouble walking.


This reminds me of Goldilocks and the Three Bears. The third "doctor" was just right.


When she went to the ER for her "seizure-like" episodes, she had to wait 22 hours before she actually had one so staff could see it. LOLOL.


A movement specialist told Dom her problems were psychosomatic. Let that sink in.


I think these are neurologists 5-7??? She claims her PET/MRI, EMG, nerve conduction study, and skin biopsy all came back abnormal.


She sent her test results to the prestigious neurologist as a "told ya so."


Now she's claiming she "had to figure out how to make room for a wheelchair" on her wedding day. She's previously said she was relatively symptom free.


Dear munchies: get a notebook and write down your lies so you can at least be consistent.