Lolcow Lee Goldson / Barneyfag / x86x2 / Revved - Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor

[Gangster Talk]

I spotted Barneyfag in the wild at /qa/ and did an experiment.

https://archive.moe/_/search/filename/1415760623553.jpg/

Surprisingly fewer results than I expected.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

No, not really. The only time I'll actually sit down and watch an episode of Barney is if I happen to cross the path of one of the Barneyfags that made me who I am today. He was one of the most frequent Barney watchers in high school from when I watched that shit. When I come across his path, he's the one that makes me realize how his kind pretty much made me the way I am and feel the need to retaliate. For a good 5 months, I managed to completely avoid seeing his face somehow despite being only 1-2 minutes away from my house, so he's pretty hard to avoid.


I had a few keks from reading that.


The only problem is, how the fuck do they summon him? If there's the case where multiple kids are there and he comes to life in front of them, then you'd think they just think of his arms and legs and summon him like Exodia, but then there are other times where he just comes to life if only one kid is there, so then what? Also, there's more bullshit logic. If Barney comes from their imagination, then how does he get the real guests to come in? Fuck, Tomie can't have just left his house and briefly stopped working on books to entertain some children, invited by some guests that he's not sure even exists. Does everything that happens after he's summoned become imaginary? Where is the line between what's real and what's not? Even worse is the video "Come On Over To Barney's House", where kids come visit Barney's house, which of course is imaginary, so what the fuck happened to them in real life? How the hell did he manage to transport the kids to many different places in the videos like outer space as well as the other countries of the world? If that was all imaginary, then what were they doing? Don't you think their parents would be scared that their kids are gone for so long, taken by someone who they can't even associate with? Can't forget the videos which are just mere clip shows were Barney acts independent of the children in the show and appears to be his own separate being. What then? Were the kids who tried to summon them just ignored?
I really don't get this shit at all.

And I wasn't trying to talk shit about Wishbone, I am aware that the show is definitely more competent than Barney, despite there being an overlap in the staff of both series. I just kind of avoided it because I knew its connections with Barney would make people think there's something wrong with me. Again, nothing against the actual show, I just didn't feel like it would be the right decision to watch it.

You feel the need to retaliate against a guy... because he likes Barney.

Have you considered seeking counseling? Or perhaps some intensive therapy? I hear the men in white coats are very good at helping people like you.

Also, Barney's lore is obvious. God was drinking with Allah and Buddha when Jesus came home with Zeus and told him that there was some autistic manchild that was obsessed with a purple dinosaur. They all laughed and zapped Barney to life in every single episode for the sole purpose of watching you be autistic.

You know, I like that you people really want to understand why I think the way I do, it's more or less you can't seem to fully sympathize with me in this situation, unless, of course, you stepped into my shoes. I like that you guys are trying to help, but you know, the gay fantasy shit really needs to stop.

I was in your shoes once.

Then I turned 5.

 

[Gensdupays]

You really want to fuck with him, all you have to do is post that singing flower .gif. It fucks with his mind and upsets him on several levels, plus is paramount to his conspiracy theory.

 

[AnOminous]

You really want to fuck with him, all you have to do is post that singing flower .gif. It fucks with his mind and upsets him on several levels, plus is paramount to his conspiracy theory.

Here's two threads where he was triggered by that image and chimped.

https://archive.moe/v/thread/305662430/
https://archive.moe/v/thread/302159551/

ETA: oops. That's one where he chimped and one where he didn't notice.

https://archive.moe/v/thread/302159551/
is the other one where he chimped

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

@x86x2 Barney fucked your mom how do you feel about this? He also dry docked your dad and you in your sleep.

Also this:

Spoiler

 

[Pina Colada]

Since he obviously shows his love for all things "edgy", should I also call in Donte, Ryoko, and Shadow to make his wet dreams come true?

 

[MysticMisty]

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

You know, I like that you people really want to understand why I think the way I do, it's more or less you can't seem to fully sympathize with me in this situation, unless, of course, you stepped into my shoes. I like that you guys are trying to help, but you know, the gay fantasy shit really needs to stop.

Thing is, we can't sympathize with you because you want to kill people over a stupid kids show. We're not helping you, we're making fun of you. There's a clear difference.

You should try figuring it out sometime. Unless you want to live in your little delusional world, that is.

Since he obviously shows his love for all things "edgy", should I also call in Donte, Ryoko, and Shadow to make his wet dreams come true?

Do it, see what his reaction is.

 

[Gensdupays]

Barneyfag, when exactly did you go to that convention with the Barney guy and tell him off, which you think led to him talking to people who were at that convention to put in those flowers to taunt you? Reminder that's why he hates it so much: he went to a convention, told a guy who was on Barney he hoped he regretted it, and then got paranoid after those flowers became a thing that he told some of the staff of the show that was also there to put it in to fuck with him.

It takes a special kind of crazy to think this up.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

It takes a special kind of crazy to think this up.

Or, Dobson, which a spray bottle of just water is an iconoclastic declaration of war.

I digress both of them are pretty much the same level of crazy.

 

[x86x2]

Way to be late with the singing flowers, I already linked that scene in the very first post I made in this thread.

You feel the need to retaliate against a guy... because he likes Barney.

Have you considered seeking counseling? Or perhaps some intensive therapy? I hear the men in white coats are very good at helping people like you.

Well, he was just one of many, but he happens to be the Barneyfag that lives the closest to where I live, and was of the more frequent watchers of Barney that I had seen during my time there.

Barneyfag, when exactly did you go to that convention with the Barney guy and tell him off, which you think led to him talking to people who were at that convention to put in those flowers to taunt you? Reminder that's why he hates it so much: he went to a convention, told a guy who was on Barney he hoped he regretted it, and then got paranoid after those flowers became a thing that he told some of the staff of the show that was also there to put it in to fuck with him.

It takes a special kind of crazy to think this up.

That was Fan Expo Canada 2014, at the end of August of that year. His name was Todd Haberkorn, and he played Mr. Knickerbocker in Barney's Let's Make Music. That was also the first appearance of the Riff character, played by Michaela Dietz who now plays Amethyst on Steven Universe. The only way you'll get me to watch that show is if I see that one Barneyfag again while I'm walking on my way home. If I do, that typically means I'll end up watching an episode of Barney to review it, so I'll just watch some Steven Universe anyway to see what that's like since I'm already tainting my mind with Barney filth.

Now, Andrea Libman and Tabitha St Germain (the voices of Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Rarity) were also there, but I didn't speak to them, because I was nervous and afraid I'd spill my spaghetti in front of them.

 

[Rin]

That was Fan Expo Canada 2014, at the end of August of that year. His name was Todd Haberkorn, and he played Mr. Knickerbocker in Barney's Let's Make Music. That was also the first appearance of the Riff character, played by Michaela Dietz who now plays Amethyst on Steven Universe. The only way you'll get me to watch that show is if I see that one Barneyfag again while I'm walking on my way home. If I do, that typically means I'll end up watching an episode of Barney to review it, so I'll just watch some Steven Universe anyway to see what that's like since I'm already tainting my mind with Barney filth.

Now, Andrea Libman and Tabitha St Germain (the voices of Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Rarity) were also there, but I didn't speak to them, because I was nervous and afraid I'd spill my spaghetti in front of them.

So you mean you're literally compelled to watch Barney if you see a guy you know who watched it? To the extent that you remember which actor played which character in a specific episode? And yet you're trying to deny your gay love for Barney? You would actually be less messed up if you just came clean about your dinosaur fetish.

Given that I've never seen Steven Universe, what makes it "Barneyshit" aside from the fact that an actress on it was on Barney? I thought it was supposed to be aimed at older kids like Adventure Time, which I thought you liked.

 

[Mulligan]

Way to be late with the singing flowers, I already linked that scene in the very first post I made in this thread.


Well, he was just one of many, but he happens to be the Barneyfag that lives the closest to where I live, and was of the more frequent watchers of Barney that I had seen during my time there.


That was Fan Expo Canada 2014, at the end of August of that year. His name was Todd Haberkorn, and he played Mr. Knickerbocker in Barney's Let's Make Music. That was also the first appearance of the Riff character, played by Michaela Dietz who now plays Amethyst on Steven Universe. The only way you'll get me to watch that show is if I see that one Barneyfag again while I'm walking on my way home. If I do, that typically means I'll end up watching an episode of Barney to review it, so I'll just watch some Steven Universe anyway to see what that's like since I'm already tainting my mind with Barney filth.

Now, Andrea Libman and Tabitha St Germain (the voices of Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Rarity) were also there, but I didn't speak to them, because I was nervous and afraid I'd spill my spaghetti in front of them.

Lol you can yell at some poor guy at a convention but you cant talk to two voice actors, you sir are a loser.

Barneyfag

You have no right using that word since you are THE barneyfag.

 

[x86x2]

So you mean you're literally compelled to watch Barney if you see a guy you know who watched it? To the extent that you remember which actor played which character in a specific episode? And yet you're trying to deny your gay love for Barney? You would actually be less messed up if you just came clean about your dinosaur fetish.

Given that I've never seen Steven Universe, what makes it "Barneyshit" aside from the fact that an actress on it was on Barney? I thought it was supposed to be aimed at older kids like Adventure Time, which I thought you liked.

Well, the problem with that is that the only notable role she's known for before Steven Universe is Barney.
I'm a bit more forgiving towards Tara Strong because she's a more prolific voice actress, and has starred on shows geared towards the preschooler demographic such as Wow Wow Wubbzy, so I'm not surprised.
Going onto Michaela's Wikipedia page mostly lists Barney as what she starred in, however, so I don't know why the creators of that show would choose her to be a voice for the show unless they were big fans of Barney. And trust me, there are Barneyfags that have actually started watching this show because of her connections with Barney, such as the autist known as BestBarneyFan on DeviantArt.

 

[Mulligan]

Well, the problem with that is that the only notable role she's known for before Steven Universe is Barney.
I'm a bit more forgiving towards Tara Strong because she's a more prolific voice actress, and has starred on shows geared towards the preschooler demographic such as Wow Wow Wubbzy, so I'm not surprised.
Going onto Michaela's Wikipedia page mostly lists Barney as what she starred in, however, so I don't know why the creators of that show would choose her to be a voice for the show unless they were big fans of Barney. And trust me, there are Barneyfags that have actually started watching this show because of her connections with Barney, such as the autist known as BestBarneyFan on DeviantArt.

Excuses excuses, stop trying to explain away your obsessive behavior ya weirdo.

 

[Anus]

Well, the problem with that is that the only notable role she's known for before Steven Universe is Barney.
I'm a bit more forgiving towards Tara Strong because she's a more prolific voice actress, and has starred on shows geared towards the preschooler demographic such as Wow Wow Wubbzy, so I'm not surprised.
Going onto Michaela's Wikipedia page mostly lists Barney as what she starred in, however, so I don't know why the creators of that show would choose her to be a voice for the show unless they were big fans of Barney. And trust me, there are Barneyfags that have actually started watching this show because of her connections with Barney, such as the autist known as BestBarneyFan on DeviantArt.

You're an animation enthusiast, so you should know how these things go. Michaela probably auditioned for Amethyst, and the director liked her audition enough that they chose her. Nothing to do with your great Barney conspiracy.

 

[Meowthkip]

Well, he was just one of many, but he happens to be the Barneyfag that lives the closest to where I live, and was of the more frequent watchers of Barney that I had seen during my time there.

But have you considered counseling?

You seem to neglect that question a lot.

 

[Rin]

Well, the problem with that is that the only notable role she's known for before Steven Universe is Barney.
I'm a bit more forgiving towards Tara Strong because she's a more prolific voice actress, and has starred on shows geared towards the preschooler demographic such as Wow Wow Wubbzy, so I'm not surprised.
Going onto Michaela's Wikipedia page mostly lists Barney as what she starred in, however, so I don't know why the creators of that show would choose her to be a voice for the show unless they were big fans of Barney. And trust me, there are Barneyfags that have actually started watching this show because of her connections with Barney, such as the autist known as BestBarneyFan on DeviantArt.

So if someone was ever on Barney, even if they took the job just because they needed the money or something, they're no longer allowed to work in the industry?

Also, @PickleGuy is right. They didn't pick her for the part because they knew her or anything necessarily, she auditioned for the part and got it. It's the same way most actors get a part.

 

[Gensdupays]

Why exactly do you think a therapist wouldn't be able to help you with your problem? Before you say "I'm getting better and handling it by myself, it really doesn't bother me," reflect on how you've talked to us for the past two months. Obviously you think we're some sort of asylum/personal army/Barneyfags ourselves that have to be convinced of your sanity.

 

[Adamska]

But have you considered counseling?

You seem to neglect that question a lot.

He only ever says that he does. He never actually thinks about it or any other changes to his day, even as he says he'll look into it. He's perfectly willing to lie about his life goals and plans to get out of looking like an retard. Problem is that it's really obvious he's a sped; one that seriously needs brain medicine.