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Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?


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I would ask how he managed to lose his vaccination card, but as someone who organizes in chaos, I really don't have room to talk (it's in one of the various stacks of papers in my house). Given the random insight into his home life, though, I wouldn't be surprised if he threw it away.
Cat must have pissed on it. I bet he was using it as a bookmark so it was lying around somewhere in his pile of comics and got scooped up and bagged with everything.
 
Cat must have pissed on it. I bet he was using it as a bookmark so it was lying around somewhere in his pile of comics and got scooped up and bagged with everything.

I fully accept the first sentence with no reservations. But the second sentence is highly generous. There's no way Lou has the presence of mind to treat a book with enough care to use a bookmark instead of just dog-earing the pages, based on how he treats his electronics.
 
Lou's reason for going to the doctor was to apparently get new proof of vaccination because they lost their vaccine card.
I've never lost mine so I don't know if this is a thing, I just wanted to point out that Lou is retarded for losing such an important document.
Lou constantly loses things. The only difference in this case is that he hasn't just 'lost' it so he can beg for a new one. Undoubtedly he's careless with all his possessions, no matter how important they are, either to the outside world or just to him, because his only interest is in the acquisition.

But scanning them to his iPhone and iPad - that giving up on Apple products and therefore trying to grift for alternatives held up as long as we all thought.
 
How on earth does he lose a vaccine card in a way that negatively affects him?

1. Take a picture on your phone, that thing that you always have with you (admittedly maybe tougher for Lou since he's probably had like ten phones in that time).

2. Put it in your wallet, or a pocket of whatever carry-shit implement you always bring with you when going places. I don't carry a wallet since I'm very sparing with spending money and most often Mr. Boobwhiskers is the one buying groceries and shit, but you bet your ass that card is in my little carry-bag.

3. You have to actually go places to need a vaccine card. I can't think of a single place I've needed to show mine, other than work during the brief period we could get a pass on masks if we were vaccinated. Who the fuck is asking to see Lou's card, he barely goes outside. Maybe PA is way more hardcore than my area, but he goes to Walmart (no way are they carding), the doctor (will probably want a mask anyways), and theoretically the library at least a single time?

tl;dr Lou is a tard, it's a day ending in y, and he'll lose the replacement just as fast.

Boys Club Rhetoric said:
There's no way Lou has the presence of mind to treat a book with enough care to use a bookmark instead of just dog-earing the pages, based on how he treats his electronics.
There's no way Lou has the presence of mind to read, imho.
 
Wasn't Louie boo-hoo-ing about losing his vac card, like, a month or so ago? I definitely recall him bitching about that for attention not too long ago, and probably something about him being "immunocompromised" or some such bullshit. I mean, what does it matter if he can't prove that he's gotten the ouchie pokey for the ChiCom Coof? He rarely ever goes outside, let alone going anywhere that he might have to prove that he's gotten the jab. I guess he's just starved for attention like usual.
 
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I'm like 20 pages behind and I'm slowly catching up... but I'm sad I missed the moral alignment test!

I'll assume Lou answered mostly honestly or fudged a couple of questions about being kind to others and that's how he ended up neutral. And of course he's lawful... he won't even pirate movies or games.

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Lou should take this one and share the results: https://www.idrlabs.com/big-tent-dark-traits/test.php
 
Louie either got suspended from or banned from a political subreddit for being anti second amendment, saying that he wishes that firearms in the United States were treated like how US Republicans treat abortions. Imagine if he decided he liked guns and started grifting for an NRA membership or something.
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Lou pretends they're above somebody that's implying they're horny for cartoon horses even though Lou has much worse kinks.
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Lou apparently dislikes Poutine despite it sounding like a food he'd shovel down.
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Lou retweets this despite not following the things said in the tweet, like with conforming to how someone things trans people should look.
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Lou considers The United States a scam
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Regarding Lou, funds, and the revelation that he has a continuous glucose monitor (or has one prescribed to him, anyway):

There's a big grey market for glucose test strips, so much so that there are multiple resellers who ship nationally. Everyone's probably seen those "We Buy Diabetic Test Strips" bandit signs (short and interesting New York Times article, archived ). Many of the same established brokers are moving out into CGM and insulin pump supplies, albeit those are sometimes sold less officially via bigger marketplaces like Amazon or eBay.

(Not a lawyer, so I'm not certain if it's the higher cost-per item or the fact that they're sterile and insertable that makes sensors/pump cannula listings get shut down more readily.)

How the flow works is that less-serious diabetics generally test their blood glucose infrequently, much less than what the standard of practice prescribes them in strips-per-month. On the other hand, brittle diabetics (or ones who are ill, or who are a bit neurotic, or who are even just Type I) test way more than the insurance companies think they ever should. Strips are sold over the counter, but they're even more expensive.

(By "less-serious diabetics," I mean "less serious about being diabetic;" a lot of people out there are getting boxes of test strips shipped to them every three months, putting them in a pile in the corner, and going about their lives with a trail of purulence and fewer and fewer toes.)

This is exactly the kind of issue Lou would be posting about if he truly cared, and if he could generate thoughts on his own: the intersection of diabetes management, capitalism, and the US healthcare system.

As it stands, Lou may figure out that if he doesn't have the ~spoons~ to insert those pesky sensors that he's getting for a song, it's incredibly easy to flip them for cash that could buy vidya. (archive)
 
No replies like usual on @BananaSlamma 's posts:
1. Even left leaning (not democracts, like usual) people have been becoming more pro gun these past few lmao what the fuck are you thinking Lou you fucking libshit
2. Lou "hyper tittied muscle orb" Gagliardi complaining about rather vanilla stuff again? Huh.
3. Hilarious that Lou doesn't even get engagement from his alleged friends.
5. Lou "I totally lean left guys! I hate guns too fellow left-wing people! No give me your money #TramsCrowFund" Gagliardi
 
Lou has decided he actually likes Biden after he announces a new department a labor policy that requires businesses with 100+ employees to require vaccines or weekly negative covid tests, even though this is likely gonna be hard to enforce, cause a lot of pushback from republicans and potentially even democrats in office, and potentially cause more violent altercations and riots over anti vaxxers.
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Lou's tweet about needing alone time and not eating or taking diabetic medication has 0 engagement. I think even their friends have fessed up to the fact that Lou's suicidal nature is all talk.
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It was deleted before I could finish archiving it.

also lol I have no idea how that reply bug works. I've noticed it prevents me from going back and editing older messages though, which is annoying.
 
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BananaSlamma said:
Lou apparently dislikes Poutine despite it sounding like a food he'd shovel down.
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https://archive.ph/zQ9kJ
What the fuck does Lou know about poutine? He's never been to Canada. He's barely been outside Pennsylvania.

That said, I've been to Canada and I've never tried poutine, because that shit is GROSS.
 
god these whiny tweets about not testing his blood sugar or taking his meds are annoying. I know he just wants attention. he wants everyone to be oh-so worried that he cares so little for himself. this is the kind of behavior you'd expect from an angsty teen not an almost-40 year old.
but in reality anyone with half a brain would just be disgusted that he's not doing the bare minimum to look after himself, manage his """disability""", or try to improve his health. if he doesn't give a shit, why should anyone else? in my experience, most people who are actually depressed don't bring up their lack of self care unless they are asked directly about it (ex. when asked what they had for lunch, "oh, guess I haven't actually eaten yet.") the fact Lou just blabs about all the things he's *not* doing only demonstrates that, like everything else, his sadbrain is just a performance meant to earn pity.
 
For the sake of argument, let's pretend for a moment that Louie has actually been trying to apply for disability and hasn't just been lying about doing so to make it look like he's making an attempt to get out of a place in life where he has to beg for money all the time. Isn't a pretty major condition of getting approved for disability that the applicant abide and follow the treatment plan laid out by their doctor? So it would be no mystery why Louie keeps getting denied for his fatty welfare.

I mean, we all know he's full of shit and hasn't actually been applying for disability. But the fact that he hasn't been following his treatment plan, hasn't been attempting to change his diet or lose weight, will frequently neglect to check his monitor or take his meds...I mean, no fucking shit he would be denied for disability. You'd think that would be a clear indication to Twitter fucktards that he's a bullshit artist who just wants GriftBux from everyone.
 
BananaSlamma said:
Lou's tweet about needing alone time and not eating or taking diabetic medication has 0 engagement. I think even their friends have fessed up to the fact that Lou's suicidal nature is all talk.
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I know it was only up for an hour but you're right, no huuuuuuugs or anything. With how often Lou runs all his life on repeat (something broke, mean emails, need money, etc etc) without his mutuals mentioning it I sometimes wonder if they even notice how often all the same stuff comes up, but looks like maybe this is the one that sticks in their craw.
I really agree with what all the other posters have said when it comes to his 'weh weh, haven't tested my sugar, haven't eaten, going to bed, I'm gonna go eat dirt' thing; when he openly flaunts ignoring any sort of upkeep for his dISaBiliTy constantly, I'd imagine it gets hard for even the most kiss-ass orbiters to think he's taking it seriously.
 
I know it was only up for an hour but you're right, no huuuuuuugs or anything. With how often Lou runs all his life on repeat (something broke, mean emails, need money, etc etc) without his mutuals mentioning it I sometimes wonder if they even notice how often all the same stuff comes up, but looks like maybe this is the one that sticks in their craw.
I really agree with what all the other posters have said when it comes to his 'weh weh, haven't tested my sugar, haven't eaten, going to bed, I'm gonna go eat dirt' thing; when he openly flaunts ignoring any sort of upkeep for his dISaBiliTy constantly, I'd imagine it gets hard for even the most kiss-ass orbiters to think he's taking it seriously.
Even their tweet apologizing for suicide baiting has no engagement after over an hour.
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He takes the time to plug his cashapp though.
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Lou also apparently hates Christianity so much that they'll go out of their way to say 'Oh Hera' instead of 'Oh God', even though there exist Christians that would get offended at the latter. Guess that means nothing compared to even the faintest acknowledgment of a Christian god in a phrase so common even children's sitcoms use it without issue.
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