US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Meat Target]

Womp womp

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

The same faggots who spent the last four years "Resisting?" Yet when real tyranny shows up, they're the first to slobber all over the boots.

That's what makes me laugh the most.

#RESISTANCE

Yet, now, when tyranny raises its head, they're over there burrowing down to suck its dick.

To be honest, I never thought it would go this far.

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

That's what makes me laugh the most.

#RESISTANCE

Yet, now, when tyranny raises its head, they're over there burrowing down to suck its dick.

To be honest, I never thought it would go this far.

Remember, it's not tyranny when they do it.

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

I wonder if that's what they're hoping for.

If they can get the states that were originally part of the Confederacy to defy the government, Biden will trumpet all about it (ignoring all the other states) so he can scream "OY VEY IT'S ANNUDER SH.... I MEAN, IT'S ANOTHER CONFEDERACY!"

The funny thing is, hearing that DOCTOR (did you hear she's a Doctor?) Jill Biden, who is a DOCTOR, wants to go full Australia with FEMA camps and shit?

Wonder how long till she puppets Biden onto stage talking about how they're going to give the railways a $5billion influx of cash. Oh, and buy the way, those cattle cars? Yeah, the DoE had determined that they're safe to transport people in.

Except things have changed since the last civil war. Nowadays most industrial stuff has been outsourced to the southern states, the "service based" northern economy can't survive two seconds without the south.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

The mere fact that so many government agencies were ready and waiting to start "monitoring" online activity after this speech tells you that they knew Biden's proposals were illegal and a power grab.

 

[Meat Target]

>Flaccid Snake tells you to stop because you're about to piss off millions of people
>"HELP! THEY'RE THREATENING INSURREKSHUN!"

These faggots cry out in pain as they strike you.

 

[Kane Lives]

I wake up, and of course Biden does the full accelerationist thing.

Never has this been more apt.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Can someone tell me what Harry Potter would do in this situation? In case I need to make some protest signs.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

It may sound schizo but I almost got that sense too, his delievery of this entire speech seemed like it was meant to try and instigate. Even if it was unintentional, there is no way this won over anyone on the other side of the isle.

Conspiracy Time (sorry if someone already said this)

Awfully convenient that a mandate that could result in many losing their jobs comes in just as a deluge of Afghan refugees are being flown in, as well as the migrants crossing the open southern border at record numbers. All during a "labor shortage" as well.

Corps love cheap slave-esque labor. Follow the dollars.

 

[More AWS-8Q Than You]

Can someone tell me what Harry Potter would do in this situation? In case I need to make some protest signs.

Bang his best friend's ginger sister and chase after a golden ball while riding a stick? Probably say something vaguely condescending about normal people because he lives on Pedo Island where he doesn't have to worry about getting shot overly much?

 

[ForgedBlades]

Can someone tell me what Harry Potter would do in this situation? In case I need to make some protest signs.

Curb stomp a tranny.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Can you imagine being the glowies assigned to the Farms? Do they have to rotate them through after they're forced to read page after page of lolcows? Make the mistake of rolling into the Beauty Parlor? How many deathfats does it take to break a Fed? I wish them well, I hope their significant others are having a good time getting plowed by the hottie in accounting, their sons have a wonderful life after chopping their dicks off and their daughters have the times of their lives getting made airtight nightly by whichever minority the glowie likes the least.

Hahaha yeah.

 

[Meat Target]

 

[LUNEKO]

I wake up, and of course Biden does the full accelerationist thing.

This no longer accelerationism this is just straight up going turbo, at this rate Oswald Spencer is gonna be a full century off from when he predicted western civilization to end

 

[Meat Target]

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Hahaha yeah.

Speaking of which, there's supposed to be a rally in DC for the 1/6 political prisoners on 9/18. It glows like the sun.

 

[GuntPunt]

I wonder if that's what they're hoping for.

If they can get the states that were originally part of the Confederacy to defy the government, Biden will trumpet all about it (ignoring all the other states) so he can scream "OY VEY IT'S ANNUDER SH.... I MEAN, IT'S ANOTHER CONFEDERACY!"

The funny thing is, hearing that DOCTOR (did you hear she's a Doctor?) Jill Biden, who is a DOCTOR, wants to go full Australia with FEMA camps and shit?

Wonder how long till she puppets Biden onto stage talking about how they're going to give the railways a $5billion influx of cash. Oh, and buy the way, those cattle cars? Yeah, the DoE had determined that they're safe to transport people in.

Terry A Davis was not a man who received a psychotic break, but one who saw into the future and became so discusted with what he saw his sanity broke to cope with it.

He was right. Bill Gates and the Illuminati have an army of niggercattle. And they are trying to force you to join it.

Fuck off Biden. I'm not and my family's not niggercattle. I'm not getting it.

This is way more than "muh safe vaccine". It's about principle.

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

Conspiracy Time (sorry if someone already said this)

Awfully convenient that a mandate that could result in many losing their jobs comes in just as a deluge of Afghan refugees are being flown in, as well as the migrants crossing the open southern border at record numbers. All during a "labor shortage" as well.

Corps love cheap slave-esque labor. Follow the dollars.

We already have the numbers from Europe and the vast majority of the refugees don't work.

 

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Conspiracy Time (sorry if someone already said this)

Awfully convenient that a mandate that could result in many losing their jobs comes in just as a deluge of Afghan refugees are being flown in, as well as the migrants crossing the open southern border at record numbers. All during a "labor shortage" as well.

Corps love cheap slave-esque labor. Follow the dollars.

this could hold some weight, but then otoh remember that most afghanis can't seem to do a single jumping jack and couldn't build a functional country after 20 years of US aid and direction, so I'm not sure if they'd make good labor in any capacity

 

[LUNEKO]

Terry A Davis was not a man who received a psychotic break, but one who saw into the future and became so discusted with what he saw his sanity broke to cope with it.

For of all sad words of tongue or keyboards, The saddest are these: 'Terry A Davis was right!'

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

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The tinfoilers are always right. Alex Jones was always right.

Maybe the @HumanHive meme should stand aside for tinfoil hats.