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We need to bring back the concorde, shit was cash
Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering
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🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
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- Dec 17, 2019
Watch Airport '80 and you can see Eddie Albert get sucked into a hole in the floor. And Charo! It's practically the Love Boat without Gavin MacLeod.
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- Jan 30, 2020
Crepidodera fulvicornis
She's exactly like a watermelon, big and round
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
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“If we could combine our foreheads”?
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They want to outdo Tammy Slaton.
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- Apr 15, 2021
There's a whole ethical literature around the virtue of temperance - the virtue associated with our appetites - and the act of eating well and properly in a way that is fitting for humans going back to the ancients.
But, sure, your nihilistic critical theory prof stripped you of your capacity for ethical thought and reasoning and gave you the "ethics are phallogocentric" sledgehammer to demolish any and every "uncomfy" value judgment you encounter in life and you took that knowledge in its most depreciated and self-serving form to Instagram so you must be right. Fucking Plato and Aristotle didn't have Instagram. Pfft. Old dead fatphobic losers.
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- Mar 10, 2019
Completely rhetorical question but I have to ask it anyway: apart from eating, does Corissa do anything else in her life besides spending hours upon hours in a pool? I understand that it's probably the only way she can vaguely bathe but fucking hell, man. What an empty life.
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- Dec 17, 2019
Online shopping, taking pictures of herself. Occasionally riding a tricycle or attempting to Kayak. That's.. that's about it. I imagine she's exhausted from her weight on the daily anyway. At least J has a real job.
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- May 15, 2018
She also goes to yoga and sells ugly T-shirts online.
So...no, she does veritably nothing all day, every day. Soon she will blame seasonal depression for her lack of initiative and purpose and inability to shower as she waits for the lake to be warm and the pool to open up again.
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Being naked in mixed company--especially toddlers
pOlYaMoRy!
Making long, detailed, inappropriate "sex education" videos so she can give people details about her sex life
Being naked
Laying around in her underwear taking "Boudoir shoots"
Being naked around infants, toddlers, and small children
Getting assmad when her noodz get reported on da 'gram
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Corissa just posted this as an add for Big Fig Mattress:
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Maybe this is a guy thing, but I would prefer death over a lady friend shaving or trimming my body hair or seeing me that unkempt. I'd give ten years off my life for that.
She really is okay with J tending to her like she's a disabled person?
Big fig sounds like an obscure Aussie rhyming slang insult. Like 'Seppo' for what cringe Americans are called (yank= rhymes with tank, 'septic tank'- shitty yank/American, 'seppo' being an Aussie nickname for septic tank).
The name big fig just sounds terrible to my Australian ears.
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Uncanny Valley
kiwifarms.net
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Butt shaved? What kind of Werewolf monstrosity does Corissa have going on down there???
Boohoo, cry more fat-ass!
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HAHAHA they got their FHA loan delayed because the lender looked through their bank statements and found an insane number of food related charges. She then goes on to blame white supremecy, capitilism, and a 'fear of gluttony'. It sounds like satire, the lack of self awareness is maddening.
I wish these women understood how privelaged they are to be able to maintain their sheer fucking mass. Never in human history has there been a time where you can be virtually worthless to society while living in comfort, 500+ lbs, and using the internet to bitch about how opressed you are. What would her ancestors think I wonder. /End of deep thoughts.
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Oh, JULIANA, for fuck's sake. You are not an always-rightcustomer when you approach a lender, entitled to super-fast and friendly customer service.
What you are is a supplicant. You are in an inferior position, asking them for a big favor—the loan of hundreds of thousands of dollars so that you may enjoy the illusion of owning your own home (because hey, guess what—while you have to pay all the expenses and taxes of home ownership, you and Corissa won't actually own it; the lender will until you pay off that loan).
A lender does not have to loan you the money if they see you as a poor risk. To avoid accusations of unfair discrimination when they turn you down, they have to provide solid, specific reasons why.
They are in no way obligated to grant you a home loan—not even the FHA, which is meant to help qualifying sub-prime borrowers to get into homes—and you are in no way entitled to a loan just because you don't like renting and feel you need to buy a place.
That you and Corissa spent so fucking much money on Door Dash in the last year and a half that it has made FHA lending agents do a double-take and question you about it should be a wake-up call for you and Corissa regarding your financial incompetence.
You two both have enormous outstanding debts. Neither of you has any savings at all with which to make a down payment. In Corissa's case, her financial records will most certainly reveal that she has problems with impulsive spending on clothing and other non-essentials. She no doubt justifies those shopping hauls as a business expense in her pseudocareer as an influencer, but when she's spending $400+ on a kayak, or traveling to host a fat girl pool party, and drives a car she needlessly spent over $50K on (and is probably still paying off)—when she has over $100K in debt and $0 in savings, she is going to receive intense scrutiny and questioning about where all her money goes. That is because lower-income, financially competent people who are good risks don't act that way. And they sure as fuck don't use Door Dash to order restaurant dinners every damned night (or close enough).
Questioning the number of Door Dash transactions isn't about some belief you should eat less, or an example of institutionalized fatphobia at work. It has nothing to do with hating fatties at all. It has to do with the fact you spend a huge amount of money in stupid, lazy ways that only add to your shitty risk profile.
Capitalism, at its root, is when humans voluntarily exchange value for value. A lender offers a financial product—home loans—and the borrowers offer value by their ability to not only repay the loan, but interest on it.
Corissa knows all about this mutual exchange of value under capitalism: some sad fatty gives her money, and gets a "Fat Bitch" shirt she'll probably never have the guts to wear in public in return. Corissa does not give away "Fat Bitch" shirts to every sad fatty who moans about how she needs one, and how unfair it is that she's expected to pay Corissa's asking price for it. She does not offer "Fat Bitch" shirts on a sliding, need-based scale, because she knows she'd go broke if she did.
You two couldn't lead the lives you already do without capitalism; you are both products of and avid participants in it. So to go on about how much you hate capitalism, when what has really happened is that you've brought to a voluntary transaction a conspicuous lack of value to trade, just makes you look stupid and childishly entitled.
What you are is a supplicant. You are in an inferior position, asking them for a big favor—the loan of hundreds of thousands of dollars so that you may enjoy the illusion of owning your own home (because hey, guess what—while you have to pay all the expenses and taxes of home ownership, you and Corissa won't actually own it; the lender will until you pay off that loan).
A lender does not have to loan you the money if they see you as a poor risk. To avoid accusations of unfair discrimination when they turn you down, they have to provide solid, specific reasons why.
They are in no way obligated to grant you a home loan—not even the FHA, which is meant to help qualifying sub-prime borrowers to get into homes—and you are in no way entitled to a loan just because you don't like renting and feel you need to buy a place.
That you and Corissa spent so fucking much money on Door Dash in the last year and a half that it has made FHA lending agents do a double-take and question you about it should be a wake-up call for you and Corissa regarding your financial incompetence.
You two both have enormous outstanding debts. Neither of you has any savings at all with which to make a down payment. In Corissa's case, her financial records will most certainly reveal that she has problems with impulsive spending on clothing and other non-essentials. She no doubt justifies those shopping hauls as a business expense in her pseudocareer as an influencer, but when she's spending $400+ on a kayak, or traveling to host a fat girl pool party, and drives a car she needlessly spent over $50K on (and is probably still paying off)—when she has over $100K in debt and $0 in savings, she is going to receive intense scrutiny and questioning about where all her money goes. That is because lower-income, financially competent people who are good risks don't act that way. And they sure as fuck don't use Door Dash to order restaurant dinners every damned night (or close enough).
Questioning the number of Door Dash transactions isn't about some belief you should eat less, or an example of institutionalized fatphobia at work. It has nothing to do with hating fatties at all. It has to do with the fact you spend a huge amount of money in stupid, lazy ways that only add to your shitty risk profile.
Capitalism, at its root, is when humans voluntarily exchange value for value. A lender offers a financial product—home loans—and the borrowers offer value by their ability to not only repay the loan, but interest on it.
Corissa knows all about this mutual exchange of value under capitalism: some sad fatty gives her money, and gets a "Fat Bitch" shirt she'll probably never have the guts to wear in public in return. Corissa does not give away "Fat Bitch" shirts to every sad fatty who moans about how she needs one, and how unfair it is that she's expected to pay Corissa's asking price for it. She does not offer "Fat Bitch" shirts on a sliding, need-based scale, because she knows she'd go broke if she did.
You two couldn't lead the lives you already do without capitalism; you are both products of and avid participants in it. So to go on about how much you hate capitalism, when what has really happened is that you've brought to a voluntary transaction a conspicuous lack of value to trade, just makes you look stupid and childishly entitled.