The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Aunt Carol]

I mean, she's obviously borderline. Could the nanny gig be a total larp, @Aunt Carol?

I would prefer that it's fake, but I'm not sure that Alyssa has the depth to fake a text conversation from someone who is calmly asking for the dishes to be washed. If she were going to go to all the effort of making up an abusive job, wouldn't it be more satisfying to have herself in sexual slavery or a drug moll again? She's not even accusing this woman of raping her!

In younger years, I knew a few batshit young women (and FtMs, once the trend hit) who had disaster personal lives but stumbled into under-the-table nanny/housekeeper gigs that they sustained for at least a few months. Parents thought they were hiring a manic pixie for the kids, I guess, or giving a waif a roof and a purpose.

Taking care of multiple children all day did tend to take some of the fights-and-sex-with-inadvisable-dudes wind out of the BPD girls' sails for as long as it lasted, kind of like getting your dog enough exercise so it doesn't chew up the couch. Sadly, my sample size is way too anecdotal to tell you what percentage of your kids will statistically get Andrea Yates'd if you go the cheap route.

 

[lamp shade]

If this nanny shit is true then all the boss has to do is take one look at her twitter feed to see she didn't do anything while at "work." There's no time to wash dishes or fold clothes when you're tweeting literally every goddamn second of the day.

Also, how anyone could leave THAT with their children is just beyond me. Maybe a family member trying to help out by giving her work? That's the only scenario I could see happening.

 

[Bitch Cakes]

I don’t think the people she nannies for know her online names. She claims to have been with them for four years and is only paid $20 an hour, an absolute steal for a nanny, ESPECIALLY a white nanny (you gotta be careful about undocumented nannies because that shit can get you in trouble with the IRS if they find out, whereas doing a W9 with a white bitch is way easier). I'm sure if they had any idea how she acted online, that she did sex work, or that she claimed to have alters, she wouldn’t be employed.

That's part of why I think she's not schtizo and is instead just a very performative cluster B person. Like, she’s clearly mentally ill, but she can mask it when she needs to.

I've been toying around with doing a thread on her for months and will try to work on an OP tomorrow in Prospering Grounds. Would love to collab with people who are interested. I don’t know if she'll continue to be so entertaining once the Tranch saga concludes, but I think it is probably worth an attempt and then going from there.

 

[Local Coyote]

Ah yes just what a bunch of paranoid people armed with many many guns need. A stark raving lunatic who routinely goes on very public screaming crying mental breakdowns. I see we are well on our way to going full trans Waco.

 

[BiggerChungus]

Minor added detail: there's a stub of a Fetlife page under the RunawayRoo handle that's clearly her. Nothing of earth-shaking note. One foot pic, one gross hairy topless nude (not gonna post it, we've seen enough of her naked to last a lifetime), and an attempt to solicit simps.

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The June 20 date would be June 20 of this year. That's the day she opened the account. "Returned" presumably means she used to have another account under her pre-troonout persona, but that's most likely deleted and not retrievable.

Sites like Fetlife shouldn't exist, holy shit.

 

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

She's going to be teaching the Tranchers "witchcraft"? now? Oh boy, that's a whole can of worms in and of itself and if it takes root I think the Tranch will fall deeper and deeper into literal cult-dom. For some reason, retarded Tumblr witchy shit is quite popular among troons. They have the irrational mindset that is perfectly primed to accept it. Maybe Kevin will try and cast a spell of Amhole re-opening. It's not like he's doing much else about it.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

I'm so excited for the fallout between Bonnie and Sky here.

Sky claims a non-binary gender I think specifically to please Bonnie, moved to the shithole tranch, fucked their married credit, and is now getting cucked by a batshit girl who I think has been using some form of drug that has contributed to her state.

I always figured Bonnie and Kevin fallout would have the biggest impact on shit there, perhaps the married couple who's credit they depend on will be the undoing.

 

[AMHOLIO]

She's going to be teaching the Tranchers "witchcraft"? now? Oh boy, that's a whole can of worms in and of itself and if it takes root I think the Tranch will fall deeper and deeper into literal cult-dom. For some reason, retarded Tumblr witchy shit is quite popular among troons. They have the irrational mindset that is perfectly primed to accept it. Maybe Kevin will try and cast a spell of Amhole re-opening. It's not like he's doing much else about it.

Witchcraft has

1. Play pretend
2. Power over things, like control over your life and those who you want to punish for bullying you in schools
3. Rituals and rules and lore for autists
4. Women
5. Dresses that go spinny and necklaces that go dangly
6. church without Christianity

Troons fucking LOVE to be the empowered sorceresss of their WoW days, esp if it might lead to taking revenge on those they hate, feelings of authority, and being the ultimate WOMAN empowering religion (in the western worlds pop culture eyes). To be a MATRIARCH in religion and empowered by a community of woo/bro science is their shit.

I hope she teaches them something about the harvest, because boy, do they need it

 

[Crex Crex]

She's going to be teaching the Tranchers "witchcraft"? now? Oh boy, that's a whole can of worms in and of itself and if it takes root I think the Tranch will fall deeper and deeper into literal cult-dom. For some reason, retarded Tumblr witchy shit is quite popular among troons. They have the irrational mindset that is perfectly primed to accept it. Maybe Kevin will try and cast a spell of Amhole re-opening. It's not like he's doing much else about it.

Alpaca ritual sacrifice when

 

[SCSI]

Maybe Kevin will try and cast a spell of Amhole re-opening. It's not like he's doing much else about it.

I don't think Bad Dragon makes a rainbow dildo athame...

 

[Dunkleosteus]

She kinda looks like she could be Phil's spastic inbred daughter. Paul certainly has a type.

 

[Old Fart]

Imagine she could get her hands on a loaded gun after a few tranch training sessions.

So much fun.

 

[Apocalypse Chew Chew]

Sky claims a non-binary gender I think specifically to please Bonnie, moved to the shithole tranch, fucked their married credit, and is now getting cucked by a batshit girl who I think has been using some form of drug that has contributed to her state.

I think Sky got there first…

They’ve both been scrolling on dating apps

 

[Sonya-chan]

And that is why you don't stick your dick in crazies.

 

[Panzerfrau]

I guess the poll needs an update, it doesn't currently have an option for "crazy BPD tran-chick comes to the Tranch and accuses everyone of rape"

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

If this nanny shit is true then all the boss has to do is take one look at her twitter feed to see she didn't do anything while at "work." There's no time to wash dishes or fold clothes when you're tweeting literally every goddamn second of the day.

Also, how anyone could leave THAT with their children is just beyond me. Maybe a family member trying to help out by giving her work? That's the only scenario I could see happening.

She also claims to have seizures (I know, I know, she's a crazy liar) and needs to drive around for work. Does that mean she has the children in the car?

I really hope she moves in because it will be the closest thing to being a fly on the wall at the ranch. This bitch can't stop tweeting about every little thing going on around her and likes to videotape shit, so we are bound to see some taped drama.

I said it in Kevin's thread, but it's like Earl grew her in a lab and is sending her over to bring the tranch down from the inside. You'd think Bonnie wouldn't be this stupid, but I guess you can't make a man stop thinking with his dick no matter how much HRT he uses.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

I guess even this crazy bitch isn't crazy enough to go near the amhole. At least Bonners still got his dick intact.

So if she gets knocked up, who gets blamed? This nutty bitch is absolutely the kind of deep crazy to keep a "rape baby".

 

[Beating Women]

 

[Miss Misery]

So if she gets knocked up, who gets blamed? This nutty bitch is absolutely the kind of deep crazy to keep a "rape baby".

Whomever still has functioning testicles... so I guess Sky?

 

[who dare wins?]

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Poor bastard, trans Waco would literally break this whole thread.

Also for some reason I cannot reply to certain people in this thread specifically? I don't know why, anyone have this same issue? Only reason I am asking is I'm seeing it only with this thread