US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Puff]

Colorado and New Mexico are about to be vored. Same with the Great Lake states.

Poor NH. All alone.

I think we've got enough states in that the game of chicken will be down to the wire. Someone is crazy enough to do it.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

ABL brought up something I'd not thought of.

Where are all the 80 million showing up to support Biden? We never see any "we love Biden" groups show up to places he's gonna be at. He just gets heckled or there's nobody there.

 

[LUNEKO]

So talking about anything else -but- the biggest news.

She saw the writing on the wall she doesn't really want to get into the mess that Biden and her seniors created but also can't really bite the hand that feeds, she's in an awkward spot where she's got to keep a low profile but also has to find shit to insert herself on, so she ends up picking safe topics nobody is looking at right now

 

[Blackhole]

Does that mean we have to start praising Trudeau?

no,you just can't laugh at him. you have all the other emotions available,such as disgust,anger,sadness,and violence.

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

ABL brought up something I'd not thought of.

Where are all the 80 million showing up to support Biden? We never see any "we love Biden" groups show up to places he's gonna be at. He just gets heckled or there's nobody there.

You might say... they're as quiet as the grave.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Im not saying i want civil war now, but if we are heading there i want it sooner then later.

 

[A_Skellington]

I'd like it to break out before I have back surgery or after I recover if you don't mind Mr. Glowie Man.
Don't think I'll be much good in a brace or cast or w/e they do for spinal shit.

 

[DicksOutForKiwigglers]

This thread is looking a little too on-topic for my tastes...
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It's like ol' Nietzsche said:

"God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it?"

A lot of people forget that was a lamentation.

 

[Some Badger]

Poor NH. All alone.

I think we've got enough states in that the game of chicken will be down to the wire. Someone is crazy enough to do it.

The sad part about New England is that it's plenty red in a lot of places, but the major cities are so overwhelmingly blue and disproportionately more populated than the outlying counties that bipartisan representation is demographically impossible to achieve. Rhode Island's government and policy in particular are so corrupt by external influence that one's chances of getting elected to mayor, governor, representative, etc hinge drastically by a candidate's standing with the teachers' union (just one notable example among many), who do everything in their power to install their own people into places of local governance.

But I digress. Maine might join in on this though. It's pretty purple, has remarkably lax gun laws for a New England state despite being run by Democrats, is extremely rural and the population hasn't been affected by the pandemic to the extent that more densely populated states like New Jersey and Connecticut have. Not really a bellwether state, but it shouldn't be overlooked.

 

[Eggplant Wizard]

These people have read only two books. One is Potter.
The other is this:
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Funny thing is, Harry Potter’s story made some degree of sense. Handmaid’s Tale relies on literally every person being so evil or submissive that they jumped at the chance to create that society. Harry Potter’s villains actually followed steps.

 

[ZehnBoat]

ABL brought up something I'd not thought of.

Where are all the 80 million showing up to support Biden? We never see any "we love Biden" groups show up to places he's gonna be at. He just gets heckled or there's nobody there.

silent majority dood
biden gets a ton of mail from behind the scenes saying "biden, we love your presidency, but we don't want to say anything because of the detractors. you did nothing wrong, you did everything right, sound good?"

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Please don't patronize me. I worked for a political consultant for several years, in several campaigns and I've met Pelosi, Feinstein and others, professionally. I know exactly who and what they are.

You really aren't telling me or anyone else here anything we don't already know; that office holders are hell bent on retaining control and have lied, stolen and run over anyone in they way to maintain their power. Everyone is watching to see how far they'll go.

What’s your read on their competence as political operators specifically, and if they’ve gotten worse at the game over time?

 

[FundusOHoolihan]

As i suspected. it came from the AG's office instead of the governor which isnt a surprise. Just yesterday the legislature voted to ban mask mandates in the states schools. The governor vetoed immediately but was it was overrode last night. All this during a special session that Gov. beshear called himself lol.

Beshear has been getting slapped around by AG Cameron this whole time because Beshear is a feminized safety-obsessed stink nigger, ruining what is essentially a red state during a time in which red states are being allowed to thrive by their own relatively based governors. We're suffering a labor crisis so bad that Beshear the Covid Karen is trying to give people more than a grand to go back to work, and it's not enough. People here in Louisville are at a boiling point when it comes to not being able to find help. The company I work for HAS NO EMPLOYEES and they never will again.

But watch the paint-huffing retards of Lou and Lex vote for Mr. Mom again like he hasn't destroyed everything over a widdle bug. What a faggot.

 

[More AWS-8Q Than You]

Funny thing is, Harry Potter’s story made some degree of sense. Handmaid’s Tale relies on literally every person being so evil or submissive that they jumped at the chance to create that society. Harry Potter’s villains actually followed steps.

I don't think it's about Harry Potter even being bad or poorly done or whatever, it's just that its fan read that and nothing else. It sounds like a pretty typical Hero's Journey type deal. Handmaid's Tale only makes sense if you know it's really about Iran or whatever, but Lefties are too dumb for that.

When I was 13, I was reading Heinlein, Zahn's Thrawn books, and Dune. Better moral lessons and less need to filter the entire world through their lens. Although if you had to, you could do a lot worse than Starship Troopers and Dune.

 

[Sekirodiealot]

Seeing people legitimately cheering this forced mandate on without realizing the precedent it sets makes me sick to my stomach. I have to say, if not for this community of like-minded individuals, I may have lost my sanity by now. I know that sounds pitiful, but that's just how far clownworld has pushed me.

It warms my heart seeing people and 21 states opposing it.

 

[JongleJingle]

And I'm going to laugh uncontrollably next week when your retarded countrymen reelect a literal blackface wearing cuck.

Yeah, I'm not fond of our leader. All of my friends and even some co-workers despise his guts, but obviously we can't say shit lest we get canned.

Hey, can we get annexed by you guys like in Fallout? That oughta bring out our more chad-like 1910's era selves. Deadass search up Canadians during WW1, we spooked the fuck out of the Germans for how brutal we were to them.

 

[Gehenna]

I don't think it's about Harry Potter even being bad or poorly done or whatever, it's just that its fan read that and nothing else. It sounds like a pretty typical Hero's Journey type deal. Handmaid's Tale only makes sense if you know it's really about Iran or whatever, but Lefties are too dumb for that.

When I was 13, I was reading Heinlein, Zahn's Thrawn books, and Dune. Better moral lessons and less need to filter the entire world through their lens. Although if you had to, you could do a lot worse than Starship Troopers and Dune.

A good chunk hasn't even read/watched it. The last book came out in 2007, a full 14 years ago. The modern crop of left-wingers range from about 19-26, making them 5-12 when the -last- book came out.

A massive chunk of them only knows Harry Potter through osmosis with their older peers.

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

Yeah, I'm not fond of our leader. All of my friends and even some co-workers despise his guts, but obviously we can't say shit lest we get canned.

Hey, can we get annexed by you guys like in Fallout? That oughta bring out our more chad-like 1910's era selves. Deadass search up Canadians during WW1, we spooked the fuck out of the Germans for how brutal we were to them.

What happened to the leafs? Hell, what happened to Americans? Americans used to be known as crazy unpredictable motherfuckers.

 

[Puff]

Yeah, I'm not fond of our leader. All of my friends and even some co-workers despise his guts, but obviously we can't say shit lest we get canned.

Hey, can we get annexed by you guys like in Fallout? That oughta bring out our more chad-like 1910's era selves. Deadass search up Canadians during WW1, we spooked the fuck out of the Germans for how brutal we were to them.

Judging be the current map, we'll only have a border with Alberta and Saskatchewan? I think?
Not an expert on the geography of our hat.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Hell, what happened to Americans? Americans used to be known as crazy unpredictable motherfuckers.

We listened to the wrong kind of crazies. Instead of listening to the man wearing tinfoil that kept shouting that the government was sending signals to his brain, we listened to the woman talk about how everyone is evil and oppressed and it's ok for a man to chop off his dick.