Rejected! 2021-08-31 - Isabella Loretta Janke (via attorney): A courtesy request.

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RULES OF NATURE

  • KEEP!

    Votes: 3,701 94.8%
  • DELETE!

    Votes: 202 5.2%

  • Total voters
    3,903
  • Poll closed .
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Keep it. No more crying for anyone for help anymore, Janke.
The Internet will remember your outrageous fuckheaded actions. Now fucker, go take a swim instead.
 
Hello Bella, I'm the owner of KlWlFARMS.net, I have read your message in his entirety but first let me thank you for reaching to us, here in KlWlFARMS the well being of our Lolcows is vital, otherwise they wouldn't be able to produce delicious milk, We do everything in on power to make sure Lolcows such's as yourself are well accommodated and having a good time, Cows tend to be hostile, and violent, that's why we don't usually respond well to their tantrums however when a Lolcow apologizes is our duty to help them back on their feet. as you can see the people in this thread don't seem to like you, Which brings me into a comprising position, as this forum is based on California laws and democracy is respected when it benefit us, but don't lose hope yet as perhaps there is something we can do to make sure this threads gets deleted from the whole internets.

First of all

To confirm this is really you you should send me some pictures of you (face, arms, butthole, etc) and at least 20 seconds of audio where you said my name (James) while mimicking different emotions (crying, fear, love, excitement) to this email. kiwifarmss@yahoo.com , now, don't worry, that information will only be used prove you are Isabella and not some troll, after the confirmation is done a Paypay transfer will be necessary to cover for the prices of deleting the thread, 500 dollars should be enough,if you have any other doubts please come to our Kiwifarm Officine's at 2200 EST, 9/28/2021, 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719 to discuss those issues in a more personnel matter, make sure to don't tell anyone about this meeting and go alone. if a old man approaches you in a Jeep Sahara with tinted glasses that's my dad, just get in the car. and don't try to run away, he is very fast and has very little patience.

Have a wonderful day and once again, thank you for reaching us.

- James Goldenstein.
 
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What I find interesting about the letter is the approach. We're obviously not dealing with morons. The letter is from their managing director, so that means they consider this a top priority matter. If they didn't, they would have shunted this to an junior associate to handle.

They clearly read up on KiwiFarms, including the response to NZ. I have no doubt they have created a situation report as well as a gestalt profile, and used that as the basis for their response. It can't be denied that their letter is nearly perfectly crafted. They show their comprehensive understanding of their exact situation and position. They demonstrate they understand the difficulty in accomplishing anything that isn't agreed upon by KW and/or Null, They do their absolute best not to cause any sense of alarm or make anyone feel provoked, since they know that members are highly reactive.

There is a clear sense of them trying to appeal to a sense of "fairness", while not a bad idea, not the best way to approach the situation, but they really have fairly limited angles of approach. Their biggest mistake was not offering anything, but asking for something. That generally doesn't accomplish anything. If they were smart they'd offer something first, like a guarantee that any animals under her care will be rehomed to a loving environment that will give them the care that they need and where she and her lackeys will have no contact with the animals, and a further guarantee that she will not own any more animals for the foreseeable future. This would demonstrate goodwill and earnestness.

I have no doubt they did not know about the "Rules of Nature", they wouldn't have reviewed that far back. Their response to that will be interesting.I guess we just have to wait and see their response to the vote.
 
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I voted Keep, but god damn!
WASP morality is pretty fuckin' scary. There's literally no forgiveness in your eyes...
As to why I voted Keep, I think she should have the tools to live comfortably. She just needs to learn to be more flexible now given her situation.

Hint: Go to Europe, be a citizen, then consider working yourself out with your right to be forgotten through Google. Once that's fixed, everything is mental now.

EDIT: Here's some education for those who don't get what I'm saying:
A major branch of Protestantism, Calvinism, has a pretty fucked up viewpoint on sin that's prevalent to people who enjoy people getting cancelled.

It states that: a person who has sinned was predestined to sin, and no matter what a person does, they will go to Heaven or Hell based on that determination. There is no repenting from sin since the most evil thing is the sinner's own actions, thoughts, and words.

Since they don't believe in a God and the afterlife, they take their plans to the material world we're in right now.

Cancel Culture in a nutshell.

Pretty fucked considering that the US holds political, cultural and military hegemony over the world, but you got to take the good withthe bad.
 
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The issue isn't with the letter; the issue is with the depraved and unrepentant behavior of the cow in question. If a minor cow -- someone closer to the "lovable weirdo" end of the spectrum than the "rapist psychopath" end -- submitted a letter like this, I could be persuaded to vote for deletion.
 
Why'd Null bring back Rules for this? Did something in it rattle him? Wonder what his lawyer said about it?

And, I suspect that if ILJ material is suppressed on here, there are people on the internet who will bring trouble to her more directly, irl. As though if you clench your fist around shit, it will ooze out.

I vote Keep. Unless there's something going on behind the scene we're unaware of.
 
If it were a minor cow who did some meh things, yea sure, why not. No one deserves to be hunted forever for some shit in their past.

In ILJ's case though...
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Sweetheart... you're a fucking psychopath. The world needs to know and keep a fucking "leash" on you.
 
If this was one of the minor characters or perhaps an orbiter like louis i would probably say yes. But she actually wanted this. She wanted to be internet famous. "da greatest trolls in history" or whatever. If she wasn't so fucking smug in how smart she thought she was when she was playing 4D chess the amazing admins of her various threads I might even be sympathetic towards ILJ herself. But she's so much of an evil little goddamn narc that it stomped out any sympathy i might have ever had for her. She doesn't actually care about the shit she did. And for that reason I'm voting no.
 
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