Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Fatty2988]

Jack looking very jaundiced here.. liver failure next? Imagine getting stuck sitting next to this fat sack of shit on a plane.



Did they buy flights for Sept 11 because they're probably cheaper?

 

[Joycondrift]

She got married and immediately went full "sweatpants mode".

Jack is flaunting how he can drop his tray table down and it won't bang against his stomach. How fucking fat were you last year? Jesus christ.

Looks like he's on a Delta flight based on seat color. Delta doesn't do direct Las Vegas flights from Nashville, so he likely is on a flight from Atlanta to Vegas. Based off flight times and when it was posted, Jr took this picture when they landed in Atlanta.

They're on a Southwest flight that stops in Houston. The seatbacks on Delta flights have screens, while Southwest, being a budget airline, don't give you shit but the emergency pamphlet as your in-flight entertainment.

Edit: I also would never fly into Vegas on a Saturday night, because all the hotels double or sometimes triple their nightly rates. Whatever. A fool and his mommy wife's money are soon parted.

I will hear no southwest slander

 

[boxybum]

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Tammy Jr is looking fat as fuck.
I bet Jack hasn't washed that mask since the last time he was forced to wear it.

It looks like she gained at least 40-60 pounds. She is rapidly approaching overweight soccer mom size. It's like she got married and said fuck it.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

I will hear no southwest slander

I wonder if Jack remembers Skymall. It was right up his alley. I miss it.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

I wonder if Jack remembers Skymall. It was right up his alley. I miss it.

Too late to get him one of these:

 

[Pig Cups]

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Tammy Jr is looking fat as fuck.
I bet Jack hasn't washed that mask since the last time he was forced to wear it.

Should’ve left in his caption to the Instagram post.

“Nothing like flying to Las Vegas on September 11.” Fucking enraging. Yeah yeah, I know that he was probably hinting that tickets might’ve been cheaper on that day, but reading the words without actually hearing it in his voice, it comes off like he’s trying to go the shock-jock route, like when he titled a livestream “ENDING THE YEAR WITH A BANG” re: the 12/25 Nashville bombing. Shut the fuck up, Jack. You’re neither funny nor edgy.

Oh, and Jack’s comment about the tray table hitting his stomach has a history. About 50 seconds into this video, Jack laments that the tray table hits his gunt. Jack is a fat fuck, but granted, this was on United, which isn’t very generous, legroom-wise. However, since they’re flying Southwest to Vegas, there’s more space.

Because of this, I’m floored that Jack didn’t take the opportunity to revive his virtue signaling about his fake dieting and say “look guys, the tray table is going all the way down! I’m TOTALLY losing weight! Thanks, #ProfileBySanford.”

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I don’t even think that’s 100% true. Yes, it really felt like the majority of the country was able to put differences aside, mourn, and rally behind a sense of national pride. That alone feels weirdly foreign, considering the polarization of society today. Would such a display of unity even happen in 2021 (if a similarly devastating incident were to occur)? Of course, I’m not discounting that there was your usual gaggle of faggots in academia/media who simped for terrorists and labeled Bush a jingoist when military action kicked off, but the ideological rifts seemed narrower. I mean, nowadays a good chunk of the country sees the flag itself as a divisive symbol, and the National Archives has just put trigger warnings on our founding documents. Are we too divergent at this point to achieve the unity we saw in the aftermath of 9/11? Sorry for the sperging…just the vibes of the day, I suppose.

 

[AnOminous]

My only question is why does he need to bring 4 different pairs of sneakers? I get having a pair to wear around and maybe a pair to work out in but not four to just tool around the casino in.

He packs like a girly little bitch. Nobody's going to be looking at your faggy shoes, fucker. He's just like his dad.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Really hoping Jack goes live from his scooty puff on the strip.

 

[Pizza Munch]

Another relaxing video from Robert.

Might be late on this. But I think the worst part about JOTG is that he doesn’t do any type of research about the history of the restaurants he goes to. Half the time he forgets/can’t pronounce the restaurant name.
Rob discusses the park throughly and I actually watched the whole 25 mins lol

 

[introman]

I was told by inside sources that the Vegas trip was Jack's gift to Jr. and Brianna for their 21st birthday. I don't know how true my source is, but he denied that they were going to a church convention(that was my theory).

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

You guys missed the best fucking part of that.

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"DISAGREEING WITH JACK'S NON-EXISTENT REALITY IS BEING PART OF THE PROBLEM!"

Paul is such a fucking shithead. I bet he personally yelled at a Sikh on Sept 12, 2001.

 

[Adamska]

I think Jack just wanted to go on vacation to eat all the new fried mexican food that's there. But he still won't go to Heart Attack Grill, because that would shame the fat pig over his weight. Plus the nurses aren't buff guys either, so it doesn't interest him.

 

[AnOminous]

I think Jack just wanted to go on vacation to eat all the new fried mexican food that's there. But he still won't go to Heart Attack Grill, because that would shame the fat pig over his weight. Plus the nurses aren't buff guys either, so it doesn't interest him.

If you otherwise ate normally and were physically active, it wouldn't kill you to eat there once.

Fun fact: Jon Basso, the guy who invented the chain, hates fat people and the whole purpose of the chain is to mock them. I guess that's openly obvious enough even a fatty like Jack can figure it out.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

It looks like she gained at least 40-60 pounds. She is rapidly approaching overweight soccer mom size. It's like she got married and said fuck it.

It's more that once you become part of the Scalfani family you become a fat fuck because I don't think anyone in Jack's family is skinny.

 

[Sasha]

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I love the disclaimer at the beginning "I'm not voluntarily killing myself guys".

Nausea really started to kick in when he concluded with "mhhh it needs more caramel".

 

[AnOminous]

Nausea really started to kick in when he concluded with "mhhh it needs more caramel".

If he wanted more caramel he should have just pressure cooked the sweetened condensed milk in its can until it turned to dulce le leche. Simple enough even for a retard like Jack.

 

[Sasha]

If he wanted more caramel he should have just pressure cooked the sweetened condensed milk in its can until it turned to dulce le leche. Simple enough even for a retard like Jack.

I'm sure he could just sit on the condensed milk to pressure cook it.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

I guess Cali gambles?

 

[stets]

Did they buy flights for Sept 11 because they're probably cheaper?

I flew today, not realizing it was on 9/11 when I booked it. Flights were definitely cheap as fuck. The airline I was on kept dicking me around with constant delays, so I looked at booking another airline and eating the cost of the original ticket. Even a last minute ticket on what is normally a very expensive route was absolutely dirt cheap - I've literally never seen prices that low.

Jack's choice of date was not accidental - it was intentional to save money. If you want to save money that way, then great! But don't be super tacky and be "oops lol 9/11" in a public social media post later.

 

[Aaway]

I guess Cali gambles?

south point is about 10 minutes away from the strip, which makes me wonder if the landwhales will even spend any considerable time on the strip aside from probably going to a buffet. i could easily see them spending most of their time off strip going to chain restaurants and the few outdoor shopping malls in town and of course, the buffet at south point

jack and tammy are hardcore teetotalers, but i wonder if they don't care about gambling? can't recall ever hearing fatty present his thoughts on the topic. either that, or jr made sure to block his parents on IG before posting that