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[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

Nah, I think Riopley will be back. Sooner or later, with some explosive outburst of attention-grabbing stupidity. The whole thing's performative, the type of troon he is is, like Kevin, is too self centered and full of pride to actually do the deed and end his own life. I'd honestly be sad if he had killed himself. He's been shaping up to make a great lolcow in his own right!

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Nah, I think Riopley will be back. Sooner or later, with some explosive outburst of attention-grabbing stupidity. The whole thing's performative, the type of troon he is is, like Kevin, is too self centered and full of pride to actually do the deed and end his own life. I'd honestly be sad if he had killed himself. He's been shaping up to make a great lolcow in his own right!

He probably called a suicide hotline and said he was gonna 41% no scope a speedrun to Minecraft and didn’t know that in CA mandatory reporters have to report back to the police and they will take you to an involuntary hold in a hospital (which you have to pay for btw).

I have a feeling that’s what happened.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Rippey has friends Irl, or at least littles he meets up with. We'll know in a week or two, I'm guessing. I'd say check the obituaries but his family would probably use his birthname if they cared.

 

[A Grey Cat]

yawn wake me when the tranch finds kevin hanging in the closet by his belt and blames us for the reason they lost a "sister in arms."

 

[Lorgar]

I don't think Rioley has killed himself but I think if he has been involuntarily committed some poor underpaid nurse might kill herself having to baby sit his awful ass for a few days

 

[Eggman's Ghost]

If Rioley was in some kind of actual trouble wouldn't Wedge be tweeting about it, since they're so sooper in love or whatever? Wedge is still routine hornyposting

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It's really fucking sad and super lulzy that the people who seem to miss Rioley the most are Los Kiwis.

 

[Outwith Quiddany]

If Rioley was in some kind of actual trouble wouldn't Wedge be tweeting about it, since they're so sooper in love or whatever? Wedge is still routine hornyposting

Wedge and Neck are shacking up, Ridley isn't involved.

 

[the khat quaffer]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kevin-...etreb-the-green-salamander.65259/post-9959793

@Amewsed (DADDY NULL PLS FIX REPLIES!)

If those are 44Cs then I have wonderful news for my neighbor, poor thing is starting to complain of back pain because she's slender as a willow and sporting some grapefruit-sized sweater puppies... I know for a fact she's not 44C, she's told me once she's 36 or something and hers look more full and shapely than Kevin's. I doubt Kevin has any back pain. Someone needs to tell Kevin that true and honest women get back, neck, and shoulder pain around his sizes. Crippling back pain is just so heckin' validating gosh!

Can the world seriously compare real women's breast sizes to that of transwomen's? Can you rank both groups of people on the same scale? I think Kevin's massive hulking frame and the fact that his misshapen tits reside in two different zip codes might be "inflating" his cup size. Not to mention the fact they point in two different directions.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

an the world seriously compare real women's breast sizes to that of transwomen's? Can you rank both groups of people on the same scale? I think Kevin's massive hulking frame and the fact that his misshapen tits reside in two different zip codes might be "inflating" his cup size. Not to mention the fact they point in two different directions.

This horse had been beaten to death several times. The gist is they don't make small cups with the band sizes required for his fat barrel chest and back - there's simply no size 44 band with size A cups.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The 44 is the rib cage size under the boobs, whereas the letter is how many more inches the tittays are around than the rib cage.

I can believe that he's a C, but 36-24-36 is a whole different ballgame than 47-45-43.

 

[goyangi]

Spoiler: The AGP

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I know this has been expounded upon ITT but it really hammers home how male Kevin is that he brags about being a 44C and that half of that is padding. He has the most pathetic moobs if they aren't even an actual 44C at his weight and ribcage size.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kevin-...etreb-the-green-salamander.65259/post-9959793

@Amewsed (DADDY NULL PLS FIX REPLIES!)

If those are 44Cs then I have wonderful news for my neighbor, poor thing is starting to complain of back pain because she's slender as a willow and sporting some grapefruit-sized sweater puppies... I know for a fact she's not 44C, she's told me once she's 36 or something and hers look more full and shapely than Kevin's. I doubt Kevin has any back pain. Someone needs to tell Kevin that true and honest women get back, neck, and shoulder pain around his sizes. Crippling back pain is just so heckin' validating gosh!

Can the world seriously compare real women's breast sizes to that of transwomen's? Can you rank both groups of people on the same scale? I think Kevin's massive hulking frame and the fact that his misshapen tits reside in two different zip codes might be "inflating" his cup size. Not to mention the fact they point in two different directions.

44C != 36C. A 36C, proportionally, is fuller than a 44C. The number is band size (based on ribcage).



To put into perspective, most stores only go from 30 to 38, though I sometimes see 28 - which would be pretty petite - up to 40 - which is stoutly plus size. A band size of 44 is like, morbidly obese for an average height woman (example of an actual woman with a 44 band and a DDD cup size):



Anyways to answer your last question, mtfs need their own special sizing calculator because shockingly women's clothes aren't meant to accommodate male bodies.

If you ever get a chance searching for "amab" on r/abrathatfits is a fun romp. It's usually dudes bragging about their 48B moobs and women either gently trying to explain that their moobs are in two separate zip codes and bras weren't really designed for that and a male ribcage, or saying it very bluntly (unsurprisingly the troon then dips in search of fairer fields from which to reap validation).

(Edit: links weren't working, so I fixed them.)

 

[the khat quaffer]

This horse had been beaten to death several times. The gist is they don't make small cups with the band sizes required for his fat barrel chest and back - there's simply no size 44 band with size A cups.

The 44 is the rib cage size under the boobs, whereas the letter is how many more inches the tittays are around than the rib cage.

I can believe that he's a C, but 36-24-36 is a whole different ballgame than 47-45-43.

I know this has been expounded upon ITT but it really hammers home how male Kevin is that he brags about being a 44C and that half of that is padding. He has the most pathetic moobs if they aren't even an actual 44C at his weight and ribcage size.

44C != 36C. A 36C, proportionally, is fuller than a 44C. The number is band size (based on ribcage).

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To put into perspective, most stores only go from 30 to 38, though I sometimes see 28 - which would be pretty petite - up to 40 - which is stoutly plus size. A band size of 44 is like, morbidly obese for an average height woman (example of an actual woman with a 44 band and a DDD cup size):

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Anyways to answer your last question, mtfs need their own special sizing calculator because shockingly women's clothes aren't meant to accommodate male bodies.

If you ever get a chance searching for "amab" on r/abrathatfits is a fun romp. It's usually dudes bragging about their 48B moobs and women either gently trying to explain that their moobs are in two separate zip codes and bras weren't really designed for that and a male ribcage, or saying it very bluntly (unsurprisingly the troon then dips in search of fairer fields from which to reap validation).

(Edit: links weren't working, so I fixed them.)

Fine, fine, I'm the George Costanza of bra size lore.

 

[Eggman's Ghost]

Wedge and Neck are shacking up, Ridley isn't involved.

Oh my god lol, I think I thought Ripley and Neck were the same person this whole time. I can't keep these troons apart. Sorry y'all.

 

[caonima]

Oh my god lol, I think I thought Ripley and Neck were the same person this whole time. I can't keep these troons apart. Sorry y'all.

In the future, if you need help telling these two apart it's very easy; Ripley looks like a man with serious mental problems, and Neck looks like a man with serious mental issues.

 

[Outwith Quiddany]

In the future, if you need help telling these two apart it's very easy; Ripley looks like a man with serious mental problems, and Neck looks like a man with serious mental issues.

To be fair, you're much less likely to wonder if Ridley's mom got fucked by a giraffe than Neck's.

 

[T0oCoolFool]

Re: confusing the troons. Allow me to simplify:

1. Rioly/Ripley - Longest hair of the group, looks like an actual serial killer. He rarely smiles and usually wears a mask. Has an actual chin/jawline. Doesn't live on the tranch, rarely interacts with anyone from there anymore.

2. Neck/Cucumber - While his hair is also long, it's shorter than Rioley. Also, his neck is freakishly long (hence the name) and he has no chin, unlike Ripley, who has a strong chin and jawline. Also, Neck smiles a lot.

If you find yourself getting confused between Ripley and Neck, just remember: Neck is all neck and no chin.

3. Wedge - Dark short hair, bad eyebrow makeup, disgusting teeth, short dumpy body stature, no neck, becoming fatter by the day, and he legit looks like has the Downs.

4. Kevin - I don't think anyone confuses him with anyone else because he's just that uniquely ugly. If you mix him up with anyone else, consider this an official diagnosis for face blindness.

 

[Shrekking Crew]

I certainly hope Rioley isn't dead. He's such a barrel of fucking laughs and an endless font of lunacy. "My pussy was canceled" has got to be one of the greatest lolcow sayings ever.

 

[Panzerfrau]

I'm not a fan of people dying, cows or not, it takes the sweetness away from my milk. But he didn't post/liked anything on any of his accounts since pussy cancellation

 

[Fareal]

I wonder if Rioley was 'misgendurrrred' somewhere and chimped out hard enough for the officers of the law to be called. He's a big, scary, visibly mentally ill and very angry man. I would have a pretty low threshold to call the cops if he was going off around me.

"I was upset because no one will make me into a walking abomination" is not really the best line of defence if you have managed to get yourself arrested either.