DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Fragarach]

$100 tip from "slayer", who of course isn't in chat. Phil wasn't taking 10 mins to say hi to his wife you know

 

[IHateMyJob]

$100 from Slayer0804, a fan since 2011 that no one has ever heard of before.

And isn't a participant in his chat. Hi He who must not be named.

 

[Lady Adjani]

$100 from Slayer0804, a fan since 2011 that no one has ever heard of before.

ORGANIC GROWTH

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Is anyone else getting really Chris-Chan vibes off of Kiwi farts? Don't know exactly what it is about that, but it feels like something Chris would say.

I sure hope that the conspiracy that his mom is living with him isn't true now.

I’ll sure say after the recent Chris Chan drama it paints Phil referring to Kat as his mom in a more suspicious light

 

[Surly Muppet]

$100 from Slayer0804, a fan since 2011 that no one has ever heard of before.

What do you mean, Slayer0804 is my favorite stream regular. He always says the funniest things in chat.
I assume. On whatever his main account is.

Worth noting is that Phil did have a fan that went by Trev Slayer. He was a Patreon supporter that sent in a question for the May Ask the King that also referenced Phil's 12 year legacy.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

$100 from Slayer0804, a fan since 2011 that no one has ever heard of before.

This "fan since X" meme is the dent head version of "greetings from Germany."

I'm amazed he didn't take things a step further this time and say "Love what you did on Twitter, Phil! Way to stick it to them trolls!"

 

[BepsiLight]

Presented without comments.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Jesus fuck is Dave losing it! Big ups to Josh Poem for doing something I'd lose what little brain cells I have left since I'm such a "mentally ill asshole on Kiwifarts." Dave now wants the armada of wheelchairs and Derich's to retweet his Twitter by force exposure. Guess Derich is going to have stop retweeting at porn stars about whip crème enema's, because Dave wants exposure! Derich has to step his game up! He doesn't want to get banned again!

 

[Fragarach]

Jesus fuck is Dave losing it! Big ups to Josh Poem for doing something I'd lose what little brain cells I have left since I'm such a "mentally ill asshole on Kiwifarts." Dave now wants the armada of wheelchairs and Derich's to retweet his Twitter by force exposure. Guess Derich is going to have stop retweeting at porn stars about whip crème enema's, because Dave wants exposure! Derich has to step his game up! He doesn't want to get banned again!

I can't think of a better brand ambassador than Derich. Imagine someone clicking the account retweeting your tweets only to be met with thousands of tweets of shouting out porn actresses (and sometimes actors, I don't judge).

And wasn't Derich the guy who got busted with a bunch of pictures of little girls in one of his folders? Did he go into this manic porn-addict animal mode to try to throw off the scent of being a pedo or something?

 

[Piece of Peace]

Wanted to make something like this for awhile, finally pulled inspiration from his recent dumbass Twitter antics.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

And wasn't Derich the guy who got busted with a bunch of pictures of little girls in one of his folders? Did he go into this manic porn-addict animal mode to try to throw off the scent of being a pedo or something?

Derich did have those youtube favorites of cute little girls. He was 14 or so when it was discovered and he's now 20. My theory is that he simply just "evolved" after being found out and got to something better. That being said, he has an unhealthy obsession with his 1-2 year old cousin and his instagram had a lot of videos of her saying how cute and adorable she is

 

[Iron Father]

I've been too busy to browse much lately, but...

I wonder if the Twitter lockdown is directly connected to how hard we were laughing at him over SuperBlindMan pushing his shit in the other day. He clearly didn't want to address even the info that SBM had given him during the prestream the next day, when he feigned ignorance on release dates that SBM had given him on Twitter. This may have been prompted by the fact that Phil got flak from someone that he was unable to insult and block, so his response was just to assert total control and silence everyone under the guise of disabling the trolls.

...that shit was pure golddust. I love it when DSP gets annihilated by people he can't go nuclear on for optics reasons. His Twitter presence is almost as self-destructive as his shitty narcissistic streams. Terrible PR.

 

[That Anony Mouse]

And wasn't Derich the guy who got busted with a bunch of pictures of little girls in one of his folders? Did he go into this manic porn-addict animal mode to try to throw off the scent of being a pedo or something?

He had no less than three playlists public in 2017 about "beautiful little girls" and shit. He made them private after Phil told him to delete them on Twitter in around December of that year. He briefly made them public again in 2018. That's not as bad as the accounts you can still see that he was subscribed to.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWDhOmBgkIRobdU4iNc6Rlg/channels?view=56&shelf_id=0

There were Youtube channels with only 2 or 3 subscribers that only upload videos of infants playing, eating, being bathed, you name it. This was most recently observed in 2018, at which point he was 16 (he turned 19 this year). He lost that account around that time, as he has a history of forgetting his passwords.

 

[wicked_lnl]

Whats important is that he had a chill stream tonight guys, cool as a cucumber:

 

[Iron Father]

Wait, so his big plan to end Twitter trolling and take back ownership of his account is to have his fans like and retweet his Tweets, and if the trolls follow them to their accounts and harass them there, just block them?

How does that make anything better for his fans who are afraid of being harassed? All he's doing is stopping trolls and critics from directly addressing his Tweets lmfao. This won't unmute the silent majority at all. Sorry if I'm late and this has already been pointed out but, yet again, his "BIG CHANGE" only benefits him and fucks his fans over. Never change, piggy. Never change.

 

[JPG]

Wait, so his big plan to end Twitter trolling and take back ownership of his account is to have his fans like and retweet his Tweets, and if the trolls follow them to their accounts and harass them there, just block them?

How does that make anything better for his fans who are afraid of being harassed? All he's doing is stopping trolls and critics from directly addressing his Tweets lmfao. This won't unmute the silent majority at all. Sorry if I'm late and this has already been pointed out but, yet again, his "BIG CHANGE" only benefits him and fucks his fans over. Never change, piggy. Never change.

They can just block and report any trolls that harass them! Phil can't do that because he's a busy business man with a family and a life, but his fans aren't so they can spend their time fighting the good fight.

 

[tzgnilki]

Wait, so his big plan to end Twitter trolling and take back ownership of his account is to have his fans like and retweet his Tweets, and if the trolls follow them to their accounts and harass them there, just block them?

How does that make anything better for his fans who are afraid of being harassed? All he's doing is stopping trolls and critics from directly addressing his Tweets lmfao. This won't unmute the silent majority at all. Sorry if I'm late and this has already been pointed out but, yet again, his "BIG CHANGE" only benefits him and fucks his fans over. Never change, piggy. Never change.

the most insane thing he said about this entire situation:

"if there are thousands of likes and retweets, they (kiwitards) will give up and move on cause there's too many!" i.e too many ppl to harass, they can't harass everyone!

a strange thing he said recently was how trolls have religiously moved on to other forms/avenues of harassment whenever he shuts one down, yt comments, his forums, twitch/yt chat, so he's aware that what he's doing has zero effect on the kiwifart army

SPECULATION WARNING:

but this kinda pivot from #notcaring #itdoesn'thurtme, to full north korea mode right before the hardcore begging season is kinda suspicious, maybe he's trying to entertain a sponsorship opportunity, or he's just trying to lay some ground work to manipulate the "thousands of people" coming to watch his TRIPLE A playthroughs

Spoiler: KAT SPERG

another tard theory that I haven't seen mentioned, possibly Kat railed on him for spending every waking moment arguing with troll bait on twitter, he has also been caught blocking people who "like" certain detractor tweets, so I can see him being told it's not good for his mental health or for their relationship to get so animated over tweets

the best evidence for the Khet theory, is dave used to make an effort to pretend he doesn't spend much time on twitter, even though the nigger was on twitter the night he got married, but now his tune has changed to "I don't have time to micro manage (block\insult) every reply!", plus he just magically took an extra day off for the first time, I don't think it's a coincidence #savethemarriage

 

[Fapcop]

Famous turning points in history:

Napoleon, Paris 1815: “Damn Royalist detractors put me on a piece of shit island, prevented me from any pahsitive interactions! Well, we will show them! Gather all my true fans, we will march to Waterloo and crush them once and for all! IVE HAD IT WITH THEIR SHIT!”

Hitler, Berlin 1945: “Ich bin TIRED of the Bolshevik trolls and I’m putting mah foot down! Enough is enough! Have Wenck turn his Ninth army around, relieve Berlin and catch them in a pincer movement!

Phil, Seattle 2021: “Im putting my foot down! Ahm locking replies on mah tweets to show those Kiwi Farts! I’m taking back control like I did on YouTube... SHUT UP SNOWKARL, you don’t know what you’re talking about K? Turning off comments didn’t sink my YouTube channel, stupid ass algorithm changes did!”

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I think him trying to lock down his twitter/drum up more support is solely because he got his shit pushed in by that blind dude. I can only imagine how much Phil was seething when he couldn't just call him a moron and block him. I think he was also upset that nobody was jumping to his defense or giving him props for his mature "agree to disagree even though you blatantly proved me wrong" stance. I think Phil really believes there are thousands of people in the silent majority that want to stick up and support him, but are terrified of the kiwi farts and need Phil to give a rallying call to mobilize them.

I'd also chalk some of it up to the recent snowkarl cult popping up in his chat. Phil hates when the attention isn't on him, and I bet he was hoping for a bunch of asspats with his totally accurate hard hitting "Sony doesn't even have release date for any games" tweets.

It's been awhile since Phil had a big win. Back in the day, he'd periodically get some paypigs stepping up on Twitch and throwing him a bunch of money, well past the tip goal. But now, he's lucky if he can get what he considers the bare minimum. And, he doesn't even have gift subs or other inflated numbers to boost his ego. He's by no means circling the drain or anything, but Phil's ego is used to being inflated somewhat regularly. Now, he can't even hit his members goal after significantly lowering it, his begathons haven't hit their goals and he seemingly can't even get a win by demanding a free burger from BK. It's a stark difference from the days of Phil vaguely promising something during a begathon and getting 2k+

 

[Fapcop]

They can just block and report any trolls that harass them! Phil can't do that because he's a busy business man with a family and a life, but his fans aren't so they can spend their time fighting the good fight.

Big brain Phil strikes again! “Ahm gonna increase mah pahsitive Twitter interactions by shutting off comments!”

I also couldn’t help but notice that Phil’s brilliant plan (as usual!) relies on him sitting back and doing fuck all, while “his fans” do all the work.

Lololol! Never change Phil!