Peter Coffin, his realdoll/fake girlfriend Kimi Kobayashi, and his estranged wife Ashleigh Coffin - Cis Male Cuck, Pretend Agender; Kicks Self in Balls, Sockpuppeted as Own GF, RAPE APOLOGIST, plus his ex-wife

AnOminous said:
I don't know about slapping TN, but the clip is from the actual video. She's definitely saying "You're a stupid motherfucker" right before a baby sound. I suppose there could be an innocent explanation.
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I don't have the ability to listen right now but is it possible there are other people there? Cause living with someone who calls you or your baby a stupid motherfucker for any reason sounds like a bummer.

As I said earlier somehow I get a lot out of peter's misery.
 
ChuckSlaughter said:
I don't have the ability to listen right now but is it possible there are other people there? Cause living with someone who calls you or your baby a stupid motherfucker for any reason sounds like a bummer.

As I said earlier somehow I get a lot out of peter's misery.
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I'm with you about enjoying his own misery. He made a bed and watching him try to live in it is amazing human social experiment style shit. I don't think anyone else would want to watch them look at their phones and be awkward in person but lord only knows.

I never watched the whole video I only just seen the stupid motherfucker thing today but from what I've read since it came out, they are speaking really mean or at least bizarrely to the child throughout the video.
 
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Ninja_fuck_party said:
I'm with you about enjoying his own misery. He made a bed and watching him try to live in it is amazing human social experiment style shit. I don't think anyone else would want to watch them look at their phones and be awkward in person but lord only knows.
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Yes I badly need to see him putting up with a bitchy girl because she's hot and he's now stuck with a kid, I need to see him ruin his finances, and I need to see him embarrass himself on the internet. It doesn't say good things about me but if I found out tomorrow that his wife was actually super nice and totally attracted to his comedy, which was finally starting to pay off in the form of a cross country tour and comedy central special.

I might kill myself.
 
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ChuckSlaughter said:
Yes I badly need to see him putting up with a bitchy girl because she's hot and he's now stuck with a kid, I need to see him ruin his finances, and I need to see him embarrass himself on the internet. It doesn't say good things about me but if I found out tomorrow that his wife was actually super nice and totally attracted to his comedy, which was finally starting to pay off in the form of a cross country tour and comedy central special.

I might kill myself.
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When I found out his wife was actually real or at least a real woman is involved somehow I was amazed and saddened but at least everything he has done has since made him seem even more pathetic and hilarious. I also am kinda on the fence about the 16 large thing, I hate he received free money for crying on the Internet but stealing money from morons is awesome.
 
Since someone mentioned that Peter had a Patreon, I quickly Googled it and got this:

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https://www.patreon.com/petercoffin?ty=h

The kicker? ... Still more money than Dobson.

Ya hear that, Dobson? The guy known for having a huge conspiracy about his wife and kicking himself in the nuts makes more Internet cred than you!
 
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Since he started his super duper ultra from beyond mega push for his patreon after the jaw surgery thing, he has managed to lose 60 bucks a month I believe. Probably because all he does is complain about how he should just make money because he says he is gonna do stuff or maybe he loses money because he is not a charismatic guy, regardless of how much I talk about him, he isn't charismatic.
 
Ninja_fuck_party said:
When I found out his wife was actually real or at least a real woman is involved somehow I was amazed and saddened but at least everything he has done has since made him seem even more pathetic and hilarious. I also am kinda on the fence about the 16 large thing, I hate he received free money for crying on the Internet but stealing money from morons is awesome.
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Yeah I was sad at first but then when I saw the jelly and salt coming from neckbeards I felt better again.

Also he could have a harem composed of 1 beautiful woman from each continent plus a side chick at this point and it would just make me laugh about the kimmi thing harder. Peter is so unique it's really hard to put your finger on what exactly makes him so entertaining. But it's not his comedy or video games.

He knows where his patroen money comes from. Or does he really not know?
 
ChuckSlaughter said:
Yeah I was sad at first but then when I saw the jelly and salt coming from neckbeards I felt better again.

Also he could have a harem composed of 1 beautiful woman from each continent plus a side chick at this point and it would just make me laugh about the kimmi thing harder. Peter is so unique it's really hard to put your finger on what exactly makes him so entertaining. But it's not his comedy or video games.

He knows where his patroen money comes from. Or does he really not know?
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If he did somehow become a success I can guarantee I'd unhook from his train of fucked up activity, I don't think I could handle that a human full of so much bullshit could become anything besides a sad Internet guy. I know that I'm just a dumb ass guy on a site about talking about failures but I have never asked for a damn thing from anyone on the net nor cared if anyone gave a fuck about me on the cybernet

It is kinda amusing to me that even here no one gives a fuck about this guy. I'll stop posting as I'm not a good person to actually update how this guy is almost seemingly suicidal, Lol.
 
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Ninja_fuck_party said:
If he did somehow become a success I can guarantee I'd unhook from his train of fucked up activity, I don't think I could handle that a human full of so much bullshit could become anything besides a sad Internet guy. I know that I'm just a dumb ass guy on a site about talking about failures but I have never asked for a damn thing from anyone on the net nor cared if anyone gave a fuck about me on the cybernet
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Lolcow success is amusing but also sparks an intense jealousy. Wu, Kim.com, dsp, they piss me off even if their success might be fleeting or they did a bunch of things I'd find embarrassing or morally repulsive but I could do myself just as easily. Maybe even more so, in the case of kim.com everyone thinks he's some sort of fucking saint but he's just a lying internet troll. Off to launch a thread.
 
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Rogowski said:
He signed up for AM long before the doll drama, gamergate, and the kimi drama if I'm not mistaken. But no, it's dang, dirty, trolls I tell you!
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Supposedly, the account was made with the nickname "peterandkimiforever" immediately after the Kimi shitstorm.
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What I'd like to know is whether you have to do a confirmation email in order to get the "verified" status that the account has. Also, why did he only just now find the emails from Ashley Madison on his professional email account?

I find it quite funny that he calls the original blog post about Kimi a "hitpiece" while not even bothering to refute anything that was said.
 
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I'm sure a lot of people are using the "I'm not even married or in a relationship" defense right now, but I mean come on. That's like a twelve year old saying there's no way he could have a Facebook account because the TOS specifically states 13 and up.
 
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Le Bateleur said:
How do you know it's definitely him? Did JEWS confirm IP or something?
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No. But if you look at the timestamps, Peter was trying to slide the threads for more than 2 weeks. We're pretty used to him whiteknighting himself every few threads so he's easy to spot. None of the responses to his posts are attached so they appear a little of context but believe me, Peter's back at it again. He's also been responding to certain posts but though twitter. This whole South Park thing triggered him to no end and after a little egging on from /cow/, there he was.
 
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Peter has one of those faces that you just want to punch. I don't know why. It doesn't really have anything to do with him as a person. Like, I could see his picture (particularly the one spoilered below) and have no idea who he is, or what he does and I'd still think, "yeah, that guy needs a right cross to the nose."
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