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What a sad waste of a life. A perfect explanation of Phil's existence when talking about turning off his youtube comments:


"And if you guys haven't noticed: my channel hasn't failed. My channel still exists." To Phil, existing = not failing. That explains him being the most useless person on earth.

Didn't Philbert already declare war on the kiwi's multiple times over the years?
 
The Thin Ice
"Snowkarl, I'm serious now. STOP. It's your last warning, dood *snorts*"

The Hapiest Days of Our Lives
"I'm so happy with my life, right now! I have a beautiful mo- wife and an amazing son!"

(Not so) Young Lust
"I was scratching my leg, STOOPID. Get your ass banned ack ack ack"

Don't Leave Me Now
"Guys, I need your help right now. Twitch fucked me over, and now I need you more than ever!"

Hey You
"YES YOU! You almost got me killed!"

Is There Anybody Out There?
"Now my chat froze duhuhuh Great... For some reason nobody is talking"

Run Like Hell
"... and now Gojitenks joined the lobby... Great ack ack ack Now I have to leave. Fucking LOSER"

Stop
"These shithead troll trying to create a narrative about my military hat. STOP, if I see it in chat is going to be BAN, BAN, BAN, BAN, BAN"

The Trial
"Is Sean Ranklin here? I got a tip from Sean Ranklin, but I need to confirm. Please, speak up!"


What Shall We Do Now?​

What shall we use to fill the empty spaces
Where waves of hunger roar?
Shall we set out across the sea of faces In search of more and more applause?

Shall we buy a new guitar?
Shall we drive a more powerful car?
Shall we work straight through the night?
Shall we get into fights?
Leave the lights on?
Drop bombs?
Do tours of the east?
Contract diseases?
Bury bones?
Break up homes?
Send flowers by phone?

Take to drink?
Go to shrinks?
Give up meat?
Rarely sleep?
Keep people as pets?

Train dogs?
Race rats?
Fill the attic with cash?
Bury treasure?
Store up leisure?
But never relax at all
With our backs to the wall.
 
So, DSP has been rallying his fans to like and retweet his tweets in mass to really show the trolls, he says "they can't troll you if there are thousands of you!" So, how's his campaign going? Did he get thousands of likes and retweets from the silent majority? Let's have a look.
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Will you just look at that impressive show of support. How will we ever be able to troll these masses of people? Game over man, time to pack it up, DSP wins.

Edit: This post officially has more interaction than any of the tweets I captured.
 
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Like and retweet my autistic audio only schedule. Phil is loosing his mind or he is REALLY close to the realization that he is just not relevant anymore not even as that retard everyone laughs at and maybe has to join the workforce even though he hates good, honest work. His Youtube numbers show the reality.. And I think even if he goes back to Twitch these numbers won't go up again (except the inflated sub numbers)
 
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I might be late on noticing this but what the fuck is this wannabe made-up inspirational quote he put in his twitter header. Looks like some shit helicopter moms would share on facebook
Ironic considering you can define Phil's entire career on the Internet as the wrong man in the right place at the right time. Any modicum of success that Phil has had whether it be financial or popularity was strictly by accident and supernatural luck.
 
So, DSP has been rallying his fans to like and retweet his tweets in mass to really show the trolls, he says "they can't troll you if there is thousands of you!" So, how's his campaign going? Did he get thousands of likes and retweets from the silent majority? Let's have a look.
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Will you just look at that impressive show of support. How will we ever be able to troll these masses of people?
Clearly da silent mahjority is still cowering in fear of trolls descending on them with doxxing, ridicule, rape and worse!

Phil just needs to do another one of his stern speeches, and hopefully they’ll spring into action!


Btw: “The alotta peepul are scared of pahsitive interactions because of trolls” made zero sense to me.

(Somebody posts “Stupid faggot! Why u give DSP money?!” on your timeline isn’t a big deal.)

But consider DSPs ego and how he thinks. The man didn’t just sink his own Youtube in order to get rid of “hateful troll” comments, he literally can’t help himself from reading and blocking/attempting to dunk on every negative post he gets.

It’s not just copium that makes him say him nonsense like that. A troll comment is a really fucking big deal to him, and he assumes other people think likewise.

Just another example of how far Phil lives from reality!
 
So, DSP has been rallying his fans to like and retweet his tweets in mass to really show the trolls, he says "they can't troll you if there is thousands of you!" So, how's his campaign going? Did he get thousands of likes and retweets from the silent majority? Let's have a look.
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Will you just look at that impressive show of support. How will we ever be able to troll these masses of people? Game over man, time to pack it up, DSP wins.
I'm inspired to throw the gauntlet down for another challenge for the Pig like my challenge of getting at a minimum 50 donations of 2 dollars from legit accounts who have followed and interacted in his chat and not some "big fan since your playthrough of Two Worlds in 2005" and here it is: Have Twitter do what Youtube did and audit all the followers and send them a notice that if they don't verify their accounts then they'll no longer be following Piggy then we'll see how many of das wheelchairgruppen is left.
 
So, DSP has been rallying his fans to like and retweet his tweets in mass to really show the trolls, he says "they can't troll you if there is thousands of you!" So, how's his campaign going? Did he get thousands of likes and retweets from the silent majority? Let's have a look.
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Will you just look at that impressive show of support. How will we ever be able to troll these masses of people? Game over man, time to pack it up, DSP wins.
God those numbers are hilariously pathetic. I had a laugh at his faggot attempt at a flex when he made that "nice one follower!" remark at someone who replied at one of his recent gin tweets. Phil, that guy wasn't trying to be somebody on Twitter. You can't flex on someone that isn't even trying. There's no pulling out the Uno reverse card on someone that isn't a member of the game. You're only further making a fool out of yourself, but then again that's the only thing you manage to not fuck up at, so by all means, continue.

At the end of the day, your attempts at Twitter engagement are fucking laughable. All those years shitting out videos on youtube and you have practically nothing to show for it. Your numbers are so low that somebody new on the content creation scene can match/surpass them within a month, and additionally I hope it stings you deep down in your ego every single time you get ratio'd by a nobody when you attempt to dunk on them.
 
Was watching Blooper World Order's newest video (great content, highly recommend them), and I came to this classic clip:
And it struck me just how much DSP begs for now:
"Please superchat, please get a membership, please tip me because that helps right away, please like and retweet my tweets, please talk to me in chat, please show up to my streams because they've been slow lately, please don't listen to the nonsense"

I know he's full of shit when he says he never begged in the old days (just like you never begged on Twitch, right DSP?) but it does feel like he begs more now. Probably just because he's getting desperate.
 
I know he's full of shit when he says he never begged in the old days (just like you never begged on Twitch, right DSP?)
Thank goodness for PigPigGo because he's been asking people to tip to his Paypal since 2009, before he lost his fucking helicopter job. That whole "I didn't even make a penny until I lost my job and joined the Youtube program!" is precious.

"IT IS A DONATION"

Career beggar.
 
Phil really is in goldilocks position in terms of real audience size. Big enough to have whales to pay for his many whims, but small enough for anyone with any real "clout" to ignore him. These attempts to grow his influence on twitter will put this delicate balance in jeopardy by drawing attention to himself.

Let's say hypothetically this moronic idea of his works; his "silent majority" comes through and supports him. It won't make a difference for him in the long term, he'll only push them away with his retaliations, as these people have enough sense to not get involved with the current state of the autism vortex around him it only ever gets worse over time. Also even if it initially helps his image at all and any content creator tries to work with him, what is there to stop "trolls" (aka anyone who knows what dsp is really like) from going and warning them of what he is like.

And if any big names catch wind of him, especially any of the sjws, he would be in a position similar to what he was on twitch: having to watch every little thing he says to avoid offending them. And we all know he can't do it, with his constant belittling of the mental health modern sjws care so much about, so it would be a ticking time bomb before a concerted effort to cancel him.

But this is Phil, so of course it won't happen, as his entire premise of the "silent majority" is him seeing his number of youtube subs and twitter followers and thinking to himself they are all real fans of his, scared by his trolls. This was why he needed to shut mora up: he openly said he wasn't scared of trolls and gave a real reason why even current fans don't give a fuck about his twitter.

This also explains why it never came up on twitch: the gifted subs allowed him to claim he had more fans than he really had and fed his ego. This isn't happening at all now so his ego has taken a blow every time he sees a failed goal (like the member goal in august) or sees just how few people care, as he will always compare to members to subs on youtube and retweets to followers on twitter.

So not only is he unable to grow (and unwilling such as when he got raided by a guy on twitch with 2000 viewers and shut off the stream as soon as his gouty fingers would allow) but he is unsurprisingly (to and for us kiwis) better off not seeing any real "organic" growth as it only would paint a bigger target on his back, by people would actually want to take him down instead of a bunch of shitposters simply laughing at is own idiotic actions.
 
God those numbers are hilariously pathetic. I had a laugh at his faggot attempt at a flex when he made that "nice one follower!" remark at someone who replied at one of his recent gin tweets. Phil, that guy wasn't trying to be somebody on Twitter. You can't flex on someone that isn't even trying. There's no pulling out the Uno reverse card on someone that isn't a member of the game. You're only further making a fool out of yourself, but then again that's the only thing you manage to not fuck up at, so by all means, continue.

At the end of the day, your attempts at Twitter engagement are fucking laughable. All those years shitting out videos on youtube and you have practically nothing to show for it. Your numbers are so low that somebody new on the content creation scene can match/surpass them within a month, and additionally I hope it stings you deep down in your ego every single time you get ratio'd by a nobody when you attempt to dunk on them.


85 followers now, which I'm too lazy to check but is probably more than Phil's total retweets since the start of his latest crusade.

 
So, DSP has been rallying his fans to like and retweet his tweets in mass to really show the trolls, he says "they can't troll you if there are thousands of you!" So, how's his campaign going? Did he get thousands of likes and retweets from the silent majority? Let's have a look.
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Will you just look at that impressive show of support. How will we ever be able to troll these masses of people? Game over man, time to pack it up, DSP wins.
and yet he makes 6 figures streaming. astonishing. thats how devoted these ~15 wheelchairs are
 
As always. Philippe's retort to a solid argument is an ad hominem. Spectacular.
He literally said the other day that "he doesn't have time to respond to insane nonsense."
So now if he replies to your tweet to call you a doodoohead, he's basically admitting that there's a modicum of truth to what you said.
A little fast on the ol' trigger finger, huh Phil?
 
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